We slow danced at that party.
Uh huh.
We slow danced.
Yes, we did slow dance.
We were at a party.
I just remembered, I was like, oh yeah, we slow danced.
Yeah, we slow danced at a birthday party.
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
All right, we're back with David Spade,
who has a brand new show starting
this July on Comedy Central.
A lot of buzz.
Yeah, a whole lot of buzz about it.
Is it like a regular talk show like this,
or what kind of talk show?
You don't need to freak out.
[LAUGHTER]
It'll be late.
It'll be after the Daily Show.
It'll be late.
Uh huh.
But it seems hard.
Because when I come on here, I just watch you
and you just say, hey what's up and lean back for 15 minutes
while I talk.
[LAUGHTER]
That's be a quarter of a Netflix special.
But overall, it's scary to interview people.
I think it's harder than I think,
so I don't know if I can do it.
All right.
So here, we're going to get you ready.
I'm your pal.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah.
You're going to sit there.
I'm going to show you.
First a face that comes up, you're
going to right away think of something
you're going to have to ask them.
No, this is horrible.
Yeah.
All right.
[CHEERING]
What's the buzzer do?
It turns to the next person.
So anyway, so there'll be a picture of a celebrity,
and then start a conversation.
They sit down, and you'll say something.
All right?
Oh, my God.
Go ahead.
OK.
Go!
[TENSE MUSIC]
Oprah, your hair's different.
And why are you on my show?
It's probably not a good idea for you.
All right.
Next.
That's it?
Beyoncé, it's us again.
Do you want to slow dance?
I did with Ellen at a party while ago.
[LAUGHTER]
She was really good at it.
Chiquita Banana.
Who's this?
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, yeah.
Cardi B. Where's the rest of the alphabet?
Kim.
So this is what you look like in person.
OK.
J.Lo.
Why are you taking a selfie?
I'm interviewing you.
[LAUGHTER]
Tom, [INAUDIBLE] [BLEEPED] vegetable, what?
[LAUGHTER]
Why a tomato?
Tom, why not a cantaloupe?
Justin, what do you do about split ends?
We have the same hair.
[LAUGHTER]
These are short interviews, by the way.
Yeah.
This is the guy with The Bachelor.
Yep.
Can I have your spot in Bachelor in Paradise?
I guess you're not going.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, Lady Gaga.
[LAUGHTER]
That's always good to see to a guest.
Yeah.
Will Smith.
Tell me about Bad Boys 3.
I'm hearing good stuff about it.
You're lost, ma'am.
[LAUGHTER]
I think you're in the wrong room.
The brunch is down the hall at the Four Seasons.
(SINGING) Do you believe I'm 74?
And Serena, great.
I used to play tennis and I would--
[TENSE MUSIC STOPS]
--challenge her to a game.
I love that the music just stopped.
I don't even know why--
It fit perfectly.
I don't know why they even picked that music to interview.
It made me tense.
Yeah, of course.
Is that how it is?
Don't ever play that music while you're interviewing people.
tWitch knock off.
What happened?
[LAUGHTER]
Is that tWitch?
tWitch knock off.
You're getting big bucks.
You did not have to come for me like that.
I feel like we had a good show, I just did.
Right?
Yeah, that's a lot of guests for a show, yeah.
I think I think we're not done with you still.
No.
Are we done with him yet?
Oh, we're done with me?
We are done with you.
So, we're done with you.
Do you want to slow dance to the commercial?
All right.
We'll be back.
We'll slow dance on the way out.
Let's go.
All right.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel,
so you can see more awesome videos.
Like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things
like, ball peen hammer.
And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities,
if you're into that sort of thing.
[BLEEP] God [BLEEP].