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- It's so bizarre, I feel like we're in the Twilight zone.
- Yeah, it's like I'm visiting Ciara in jail.
- Yeah, exactly, bake me a wrench in some bread.
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- Wait a minute, Thai, Thai equals durian fruit,
nope, I'm done, I'll see you later.
- Is it? - All right, we're done.
- You caught me off guard, you did this on purpose
knowing I'd come in here optimistic about life.
Really, Seán? This is how you bring us back?
- Thai chocolate, good thing we wore ours then.
(laughter)
- Oh, let's cut to the first one.
(upbeat music)
- [Colin] First up, one of you will get the half
the chocolate bar, the other one of you will get
the half with the wrapper so you can.
- Oh lovely, hey and we'll put it together.
- Oh, Masala Chai.
- No one else can have this because I touched it.
- You can touch this one too.
(laughter)
- So hold on, Masala Chai, now those,
I recognize those two words,
and one of them I recognize from like a curry
and the other one I recognize from like coffee.
- Inspired by Indian Masala tea,
this bar features full cream milk chocolate
infused with six aromatic herbs and spices.
- Oh wow, it smells like a hipster cafe.
- The CHAI channel.
(laughter)
- The puns are back, baby. - You are on fire.
- Unexpected flavors.
- Unexpected flavors, now here's the thing,
if I'm eating a bar of chocolate,
anything that doesn't taste like chocolate is unexpected.
- Will we try it? - I suppose we better.
- Oh, I did it!
- That doesn't even taste like chocolate.
- No.
- It does smell like an old house.
- There is an earthy taste to it.
- It's not spicy at all, it's very smoky and earthy,
straight out of the ground.
- I'm getting nothing, it's like, I'm not even getting milk,
I'm not getting sweetness, I'm not getting,
am I having a stroke?
- It's like the chocolate factory is located
beside the spice factory and there was an accident one day.
- The wind was just blowing.
- And it got in the mix and I don't think that works.
- Wait a minute, isn't one of the symptoms of COVID,
a loss of smell and taste?
- Would explain the tie.
(laughter)
(clapping)
Hey, come on, second tie joke of the video.
- Come on.
- Nice and spicy, yeah.
- There's a very, very, subtle spice at the end of it all.
- Oh, wait a minute, I think you need to eat more.
- You looked at it all wrong.
- I'm not saying it's gonna be a better experience,
I'm not saying it's gonna be a good thing.
- You idiot.
- We have a bin each. - We have a bin each.
- Wow, how thoughtful, it took a pandemic
for you guys to spring for another bin, eh?
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- Oh, I can already smell it.
- What is it? - It's peanut, is it?
- It is, yeah.
- Thai peanut curry?
- That is a bit of a weird concoction
for chocolate, isn't it?
- It's inspired by the Thai Massaman peanut curry,
this bar features peanut infused 6% dark chocolate,
layered with chilies, cinnamon, lemon grass
and candied ginger, candied ginger.
- Oh, candied ginger.
- Oh, a little bit of everything in this.
- Candied ginger was my stripper name.
- Dark chocolate with peanuts was my stripper name.
(laughter)
- Oh, I like the way there's little.
- Bits in it? - Yeah.
- It smells like a takeaway, like.
- I think it smells nice.
- Big chunks of peanut in it already so,
look, it might be all right.
- It's great.
- Really? - Yeah.
- It's not like bam, peanut though,
it's a really nice underlayer to it.
- Quite offensive.
- It's pretty rank, oh god.
- Really nice, I mean, I don't think that they would
spoil a chocolate bar like these by putting durian in it.
The way they're doing things seems to be quite like, subtle,
but actually if I was to try durian chocolate
it would be this brand,
'cause it seems like they would do it well, you know?
- Are you listening to yourself?
- Yeah, I'm serious here.
- Are we hearing the same thing yeah?
- They might blend it really beautifully.
Like a subtle waft of durian, you know?
- Because of the last one, I said you have to eat
a lot at once, so I guess I have to do it.
- I think you have to.
- Because that's my schtick.
- I can no, it's every bite it's,
you're getting more of a different flavor.
'Cause like it's not fully, it's not distributed evenly.
- Oh, good point.
- So there's parts that are like,
there's a full peanut in there.
- I'm so glad we finally got a smart person
on The TRY Channel, it's only taken us a few years.
- Are you happy with how your life turned out?
- Before now?
- Yeah. - No.
(laughter)
- It's led me to this, for fuck's sake.
(upbeat music)
- Thai coconut curry.
- Oh, we're fine.
- You don't understand, do you know how on edge I am?
- You're so rattled. - I am.
- Coconut curry, that could work.
- That could, now we're talking.
- Man, you know what, do you know what sucks?
All these flavors just make me wanna get curry,
not eat chocolate.
Like, if I just saw these in the shop I'd be like,
I'm gonna go home and get a curry.
- Make a curry.
- There might not even be durian in this video, you know?
- What?
- And the poor coconut curry now is taking the heat,
for your prejudice, it could be stunning.
It does smell really good.
- This bar masterfully, very confident,
layers 65% dark chocolate, dark coconut chocolate,
with flavorful chilies, lemon grass, candied tomatoes.
- Tomatoes?
- Tomato, what? - Tomatoes.
- There's tomato in it?
- Yeah, apparently so.
- Oh no, I hate tomatoes.
- And candied at that.
- Thai coconut curry, again dark chocolate.
- It doesn't taste very dark.
- Whoa, that's wild, that's a wild ride.
- Okay, I'm not a fan of dark chocolate,
but if you gave me that and said it was dark chocolate
with coconut, I'd be like, "great," I'd eat it,
I'd be like, "this is class, I'm actually enjoying this,"
but then you'd tap my shoulder and go, "by the way,
there's like curry and chilies and stuff in it as well."
And I'd be like, "what the, why, why did you, why?"
- It has a weird after taste,
it has a spicier after taste than all the other ones,
but it's still quite nice.
- That's spicy.
- No, it's not.
- My nose is clear.
(laughter)
- It was the best one, but the bar was so low
that I couldn't even trip over it.
- So, pick your favorite,
it's like picking your favorite mass murderer.
- Oh Colin, please don't ruin my life.
Please no durian today.
Dear, dear, dear, TRY Lord,
please don't make us eat poo flavoured fruit.
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- Pink, I feel better that it's pink, I don't know why
but the pink is making me feel better about this, oh motherfff...
- Oh, I thought it might not be it
because it's a pink wrapper.
It looks so cute though, doesn't it?
It's very millennial pink.
- It's been great, all right I'll see yous.
- It doesn't smell that bad.
- [Justine] Oh, really? - No.
- Oh, it's got spiky fruit on it, it's the durian.
(cheering)
I'd recognize that conker-esque fruit anywhere.
- Truly a tropical treat, an infusion of real durian fruit.
- Oh, wow.
- Into creamy milk chocolate,
elevates this bar into a uniquely Thai chocolate experience.
- Yeah, you can kind of smell it.
- Really? - Yeah.
- This is the Sauron of chocolate, a very bold man.
- Durian milk chocolate. - Oh wow.
- [Colin] You guys were saying
you'd like to have milk chocolate.
(laughter)
- Go fuck yourself.
- It's not that strong, I think this will probably be
your best durian experience yet, because it's,
I mean if you were gonna have it mixed with something,
you'd probably want it mixed with chocolate,
and you actually can't see any like, chunks in it.
So it must be like, blended throughout the chocolate,
if that's any help.
- Yes, that'll help.
- Now you have to really make sure
you don't like this Dermot,
so make sure you have to have loads.
- (laughs) God damn it.
- We're in this together, don't worry.
- So you have no sense of smell, you can't smell at all?
- Nothing from that.
- You are so lucky.
Oh my God. - Is it bad?
- It smells amazing. - Oh no.
- What is happening?
- Do you want me to go first and tell you what to expect?
- Yeah, I do want.
This is gonna be your favorite one, isn't it?
That's literally what---
- Let's do it.
- Oh my god, oh no, oh my god, oh, (yells).
- It's definitely there. - Yeah.
- Yeah, you're gonna be able to taste it, but it's fine.
- I'm not getting it.
- Wow, have more.
- (retching) This is what you wanted, isn't it?
- Well, I think this is lovely, this is my favorite one.
- It's definitely not as nice as the other bars,
but I don't think you're gonna have a,
like the flavor isn't super strong.
- Maybe you've eaten so much bad ass,
you're like, used to it now.
- Only the finest ass for me, thank you very much.
- Oh my God. - Are you okay?
- The over abundance of butt hole.
- I think Martin would say it best,
by doing an impression of me going, "Oh no!"
- Tell me mother I love her.
- You'll be fine.
Have a bit more than that, go on.
Is it that bad?
- How do you not taste that?
If 2020 was a food, that's literally what it would be.
That is 2020 in a nutshell, durian fruit.
Where does it grow, does it grow from a tree?
Does it grow from the ground?
- I think it's on a tree.
- Straight up from hell?
- (laughs) I love how much you hate it.
- This is self-harm, I will fucking stand above that,
that's self harm and I don't know why anyone is doing it,
Ciara you're not human, all right,
we need to get your blood and put it in the vaccine.
- Honestly, it's really not that bad.
- Look, curries and chocolate,
call me old fashioned, should be kept separate.
- [Colin] Life is like a box of chocolates.
- Some of them tastes like ass,
and some of them taste like ass.
- And I've been to Thailand and I avoided it,
I have avoided durian my whole life,
until I came to The TRY Channel.
- It's so funny.
- And that's where it all went downhill.
- It followed you home.
- And it has never left me since.
- And it never will leave you at this point.
- Like and subscribe for, oh wow, it fogs up.
- There's my foundation rubbing off, and click the bell.
- Click the bell, like, subscribe.
- We should, oh god there's like,
a full face of makeup on it, oh my god, there's my lipstick.
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