[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> DID YOU TWO ORDER YET?
>> NO. >> NO.
>> DID YOU TWO CARVE GANG SIGNS INTO THE BABY CHANGING STATION?
>> YES. >> YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT?
>> LET ME GET THE GRILLED CHEESE, SALAD INSTEAD OF FRIES.
>> YEAH, SURE THING. ONE GRILLED CHEESE, VAGINA
STYLE. GREAT.
HOW ABOUT YOU, PAL? >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL HAVE THE LOBSTER. >> EXCUSE ME?
>> THE LOBSTER SPECIAL. >> DID YOU JUST ORDER A LOBSTER
IN A DINER? >> YEAH, WHY?
>> BECAUSE IT'S A DINER. NO ONE ORDERS A LOBSTER IN A
DINER. THE WHOLE SEAFOOD SECTION IS ON
THE MENU AS A JOKE. SEAFOOD.
THE WORD SEAFOOD IS IN QUOTES. >> I'M IN THE MOOD FOR LOBSTER,
OKAY? I WANT THE LOBSTER FOR GETTING
ZERO MATCHES AND I WANT TO CELEBRATE.
>> A LOBSTER? YOU SURE YOU WANT THE LOBSTER?
>> I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
IT'S ON THE MENU. I'LL HAVE THE LOBSTER.
>> DON'T DO IT. >> AS YOU WISH.
ALL RIGHT, THE TIME HAS COME. WE'VE GOT AN ORDER HERE FOR ONE
LOBSTER. ♪♪♪
♪ WHO AM I AND WHY AM I CONDEMNED TO BOIL ALIVE ♪
♪ WHEN ALL THAT I HAVE DONE IS LIVE MY LIFE ♪
♪ AND WHY WOULD SOMEONE ON A WHIM CHOOSE FROM ALL TO ORDER
HIM ♪ ♪ WHO'S THIS GUY ♪
♪ I THOUGHT THERE WAS AN UNSPOKEN RULE THAT LOBSTER IN A
DINER IS NEVER COOL ♪ ♪ A DINER MENU'S WAY TOO LONG
AND HALF THE THINGS ARE WAY TOO WRONG ♪
♪ MUST YOU DIE HOW CAN YOU EVER FACE HIS LOBSTER FRIENDS ♪
♪ HOW CAN YOU EVER FACE YOURSELF AGAIN MONSTER ♪
♪ I'VE LIVED HERE 40 YEARS AND AN AGE LOBSTERS NEVER GROW ♪
♪ AND IN THAT TIME THERE'S NO ONE TO ORDER ANY CRUSTACEANS ♪
♪ WHO AM I ♪ ♪ LOBSTER NUMBER ONE ♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EAT THE
LOBSTER NOW, MAN. >> I'M SORRY, DUDE.
I'M A MEAN GIRLS GUY. ON BROADWAY NOW.
>> HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
CLAWSETTE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE WANTED TO TELL YOU, PAPA.
♪♪♪ ♪ FATHER NOW THEY WANT YOU
DEAD ♪ ♪ LET ME GO IN YOUR PLACE
INSTEAD ♪ ♪ WHETHER IT'S BOILED GRILLED OR
BLACKENED ♪ ♪ OFF TO THE GREAT TANK IN THE
SKY ♪ >> NO!
CLAWSETTE, I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
IT'S NOT YOUR TIME, IT'S MINE. >> I LOVE YOU, BUBBA.
>> I LOVE YOU TOO. NOW RUN!
RUN FROM THIS PLACE! >> OH, LITTLE BABY LOBSTER.
JUST CHANGE THE ORDER. >> THEY PUT IT ON THE MENU, I'M
CALLING THEIR BLUFF. >> FORM THE BARRICADES!
>> WAIT, THERE'S A BARRICADE?
>> THIS DINER HAS INCREDIBLE SET DESIGN.
♪ WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE TO KEEP THE LOBSTER FROM THE
POT ♪ ♪ WILL YOU CUT THE MASSACRE RAID
AND GIVE HIM THE SHOT ♪ ♪ THEN JOIN IN AND GIVE ME THE
RIGHT TO BE FREE ♪ ♪ DO YOU HEAR THE MONSTER
SINGHING A SONG IN A SALTY PLACE ♪
♪ ♪ IT IS THE SCREAMING OF THE
LOBSTER WHEN THE DINER MATCHES THE BURNING OF HIS SHELL ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHY LOBSTERS IN THE DINER NEVER SELL ♪
♪ LOBSTERS IN DINERS NEVER SELL ♪♪♪
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
FORGET THE LOBSTER. I'LL HAVE THE TUNA MELT INSTEAD.
>> YAY!