-And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"How I Got Dumped" stories from you guys.
Here we go. This first one's from @kyleosmon.
He said...
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
It's like, "What's going on?"
-Wake up!
-This ones from @ItsNotTheFall.
"It's not the fall"?
Is that a famous thing?
It's not -- It's not the fall.
Talking about seasons?
[ Laughter ]
It's not the fall that hurts...
-The coffee? The bunk?
The rehab? [ Laughter ]
It's not the fall, it's the rehab.
-I'm thinking skiing. I'm thinking skiing.
-Oh, I was thinking falling from grace, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, you were thinking fall from grace.
-Yeah, like, you know, you hit rock bottom,
you have to go to rehab. Something like that, whatever.
[ Laughter ]
-Everything okay, man? -Nah.
[ Laughter ]
I'm sleeping on my couch in the office.
-We'll talk about this later. We shouldn't say this --
shouldn't do it on national television.
This is from @ItsNotTheFall.
She -- She says...
[ Audience groans ]
[ Wah-wah! ]
-Oh, come on! -It's not the fall.
-Yeah, not the fall. -Holy moly.
If that ever happened... Wow, wow, wow.
This one's from @notglue.
[ Laughter ]
-Not the fall and not glue. -Not the fall and not glue.
-Not glue. that's not glue, dude.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪♪♪
Andrew Karn.
[ Laughter ]
-He says...
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
-"I had nothing to do --" -There's other stuff going on.
[ Laughter ]
-This one's from @matadorchick.
-Ooh. Nice. No bull.
-She likes matadors. -Yeah.
-She says...
[ Laughter ]
-What?
-That's it.
-Well, folks, that's the ball game.
-Lates. -[ Chuckles ]
This one's from @Ash10G.
She says...
[ Laughter ]
-Oh. -Wow!
Wow! ♪♪♪♪
Wow.
-Ouch!
-This last one's from @kalsimanmeet.
He says...
There you have it!
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