YOU TIG NOTARO YOU ARE IN THE NEXT SEASON OF STAR TREK
DISCOVERY.
>> THAT'S CORRECT.
>> James: WHICH IS HUGE.
WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THIS I WAS THINKING AH I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT THINK DO TO TIG, YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING.
AND THEN IT'S LITERALLY THIS.
GREAT, JUST A JACKET.
>> YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> THANK YOU!
>> I THINK YOU LOOK AWESOME!
>> James: IT IS AMAZING.
>> I'M A MARRIED WOMAN!
>> James: HOW WAS THIS EXPERIENCE FOR YOU?
>> IT'S A BLAST.
AND THE CAST, THE PRODUCERS, WRITERS, EVERYONE IS SO NICE!
VERY PATIENT WITH ME.
I'M TERRIBLE AT IT, THOUGH.
>> James: WHY, IN WHAT WAY?
WELL JAMES, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
IT'S THE, YOU KNOW, SCIENCE FICTIONY STAR TREK STUFF.
>> James: THE DLOOK YOU MARINE?
>> YEAH, THE DIALOGUE RIGHT.
>> James: YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE LINES OR YOU CAN'T SAY --
WHAT IS ITS?
>> I SPEND MY TIME REALLY GOING OVER IT.
BUT I CAN'T -- I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T ANNOUNCE THIS, CBS
MIGHT FIRE ME.
>> James: CAN YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAY ON THE SHOW?
>> I CAN, MY WIFE OVERHEARD WHAT I WAS SAYING MY LINES.
SHE SAYS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I SAID THE SPACESHIP CRASHED, I TURNED INTO THIS CREATURE THAT I
KEPT ALIVE ON A -- I DON'T KNOW EVEN WHAT'S HAPPENING.
(LAUGHTER) >> BUT I -- I TURNED TO THE
CREATURE THING AND I'M LIKE HEAR THAT VALENTINE?
WAR'S OVER, WE'RE GOING HOME.
AND THEN I TURNED TO THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE IN SPACE SUITS
AND I'M LIKE VALENTINE TOOK A PIECE OF SHRAPNEL TO THE LEFT
AORTIC VALVE.
AND I PIGGYBACKED IT TO KEEP IT TICCING.
(APPLAUSE) >> GOT A STANDING OVATION FROM
MR. STAR TREK HIMSELF.
>> James: HIMSELF.
>> I KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS.
>> James: CAN YOU REMEMBER ANY OF YOUR LINES?
>> NO.
SOMETHING ABOUT THE FORCE?
ISN'T THAT STAR WARS?
THAT'S STAR WARS ISN'T IT?
>> YES.
THERE IS WARPING, THERE IS DILITHIUM CRYSTALS.
>> THE WORST IS WHEN YOU ARE STANDING IN A SCENE, AND YOU ARE
PRETENDING TO TURN KNOBS AND PRESSING BUTTONS.
I'M FINDING IT HARD TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE BECAUSE I'M DOING
NOTHING.
TOUCHING NOTHING.
>> WHAT ABOUT MAKE SOUNDS?
BEEP BEEP BEEP.
>> IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
THEN THERE'S ANOTHER SCENE LIKE WHERE THERE'S A COCOON.
AND I HAD TO DROP TO MY KNEES AND RIP IT OPEN AND SCREAM.
AND I WAS JUST LIKE, WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
IT'S LIKE NO!
AND IT WAS JUST AN EMPTY COCOON.
>> James: I REALLY HOPE THEY GET A SCENE WHERE YOU'RE RUNNING
SO YOU REALLY CAN FULLY DO TOM CRUISE.
>> RUNNING TO A COCOON?
NO!
>> James: REGGIE DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS
EVENING?
>> Reggie: YES, TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO, COULD BE I'M
SURE THE POSE THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO HAVE THE MOST KNOWLEDGE
ON THIS.
IF MOLECULAR TRPTION WERE TRUE AND YOU WERE ABLE TO BEAM
ANOTHER PERSON TO ANOTHER LOCATION ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL
YOU THINK ONCE THE LIVING BEING IS RECONSTITUTED DO YOU THINK
THAT IS STILL THE SAME ENTITY.
>> IT'S THE WOODEN SHIP ARGUMENT, IF THE SHIP IS
REPLACED ONE BOARD AT A TIME, IS IT IN FACT THE SAME SHIP?
>> I'LL TAKE THIS ONE!
>> YOU DUG IT, YOU TAKE IT.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
(LAUGHTER) >> Reggie: CRAZY BUT YOU ARE
ALL CORRECT.
>> James: YOU ARE ALL CORRECT.
THANK OUR WONDERFUL GUESTS, BO BURNHAM, JOHN CHO AND TIG
NOTARO, WE'LL HAVE OUR MUSICAL GUESTS WHEN WE COME BACK.