buddy come on the suspense is killing me
here just tell me what's going on
it's just that just tell me you're
married no you're uh you're on the run
from the law no um you killed a man in
texas no it's not
it's not like that it's just tell me
what the deal is i mean i'm literally
i'm i'm trying i'm trying to tell you
i'm
from the future i'm from the future
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okay that makes total sense
i am
oh my god you're crazy
man
why couldn't you just have taken a
kidney i know it sounds crazy but i'm
being serious cool cool cool so what
you're like from the year 4 000 no no
that's ridiculous agreed i'm from 2052.
okay time to go look i work for a
division of the nsa okay oh good for you
sounds like a cool job yeah it it is
nice actually i have dental and vision
and that's something because our health
care system is really yeah so is
ours time to go now would you please
listen to me just
would you
hear me out
please
okay
no one really knows about our branch
it's kind of a
secret division
we're a research lab supposedly studying
the transference of matter but
what we really do is the study of space
and time
and a while ago they figured out how to
actually transcend time
so
since then we've been making changes to
the past to slightly alter our present
for the better or that's the goal at
least okay so what you go back and
kill a hitler that kind of thing no you
can't do big things like that it's more
like um
back to the future oh really you're from
the future but you know the movie back
to the future yeah it's a classic
you know casablanca don't you
okay well that actually makes sense but
still look you can't go back and
prohibit your parents from going to the
enchantment under the sea dance or you
might actually just like disappear but
if you make small almost
imperceptible shifts you can change your
present slightly for the better okay
like what like the fact that anyone
gives even a little bit of a about
climate change that is us
so what what are you here to do am i
like super important in the future or
something oh my god someone's got an
inflated ego believe me i don't that's
just a thing from bill and ted's who are
bill and ted oh so that's not a classic
look i am not even here for that
uh i'm not technically even supposed to
be allowed to jump but
my mom is really
she really is sick
and she's broke and i don't have the
money to help her
so the idea was to um
buy a few stocks
put them in a safety deposit box
and they'd be worth enough to help her
when i get back
and i didn't tell anybody about this and
it was supposed to be quick and i
didn't expect to meet someone and then i
did and you're
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and now i don't know what to do
oh my god
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