Okay, what are we gonna do now?
Stop copying me.
I’m not kidding.
Okay, I’ll just copy you and see how you like it.
Say something so I can copy you!
Say something!
Try to copy this:
Wait a second.
Okay, so now you do that!
Actually, I kind of missed some of it.
Can you do it again for me?
Oh sure.
Who needs TV when you can have a Hank?
I’m sorry…
One more time?
Yes, sure!
I will be doing this for the rest of the day.
At least until he passes out…
Woohhoo... Saturday night...
What do you guys feel like doing?
Guys? Who's hungry?
We could go see a movie?
There's a bunch of new ones out this week.
Anybody?
Maybe we could go get a coffee.
Huh? Ben?
Or we could get smoothies, Angela?
Or we can get donuts.
Hank? Hmm?
Donuts!?
Or we could even go out and get ice cream. Huh, Ginger?
Huh? huh? huh?
Huh?
Yes!!!
My hypnotic App works!!!
Hahahaha! Yeah-ha! Woo...
Tom?
Aha! Ha?
This game is boring!
Yeah, this is lame.
Nobody likes it. Lame!
Argh...
Thank you, thank you very much. Your enthusiasm is appreciated.
Any chemistry fans out there today?
Oh, more physics fans then? OK.
Either way, here’s one everybody will love:
an electron walks up to a proton and says
“Are you sure you’re a proton?”
The proton says, “Of course...”
“In fact, I’m positive!”
“I don’t think so,” said the electron,
so the proton says - wait for it -
“don’t be so negative.”
Oh, come on! Oooooo!
Okaaaaaaay...
I guess a comedian shouldn’t assume
that an audience is smart, so let me help you out.
You see, the first humorous aspect of the joke
is that an electron can't speak at all.
Go home!
Oh... Clearly you need more help...
An atom is made up of positive protons and negative electrons,
as you can see here on
Please don’t laugh,
you’ll never get the joke if you don’t listen!
I just accidentally did
Stop laughing!
If you laugh at someone falling down,
it just shows that you’re a stupid crowd!
I said stop laughing!
This is not comedy!
If you don’t stop laughing, I am leaving, I mean it!
Listen up, Ginger!
If you’re gonna be hanging around here,
you need to start doing chores like the rest of us.
Of course!
I was just saying that to Tom, I said
“I should do more chores around the house!”
And you know what? I’m gonna do that
right after I have eaten my sandwich…
No, do it now.
Fine!
Don’t eat my sandwich!
Of course not!
Ginger, you missed a spot over here.
Ginger, ah… you missed another spot!
Hey! That’s my sandwich!
Just one more...
Great, now nobody gets the sandwich!
You have a lot to learn about sharing and responsibility
and respecting your elders.
Since I’m older than you, and I’m the boss, that’s the law and...
There. All clean.
Ginger, Ginger, Let me out!
Ginger, Let me out!
Ooooh, the sandwich!
No, no... no!!!
Welp, my job here is all done.
...Yuck!
That’s not fair!
Wait a minute, Where are you going?
Ginger come back and let me out of here!
Gingeeeer!
Tom! Tom! Tom!
Yeah, that's me!
Tom!
Ahhh!
Oh good, you’re awake.
Go away, Hank.
But Ben wants you to...
Tom, you get down here now!
We’re already twelve minutes and thirty seconds behind schedule!
I really think you should listen to Ben…
Well I really, really think I should go back to my dream.
Agh! Ugh! Ogh
Ahaaa! That's gonna hurt...
Aaaaah!
That's one way to get there...
Well good morning, Tom. Glad you could make it.
How do you like my update to the Hand device?
I call it the Grab Tom In His Bed And Bring Him To Work On Time...
update.
Not the Let’s Wake Up Tom And Ruin His Amazing Dream...
update?
A dream in which I saw the future!
Everyone loved our show!
And everyone loved us!
Everyone?
Yes! Everyone!
Really?
And did you get there by oversleeping
and ignoring the actual work it takes to succeed?
Yes.
- You ready to get rich, pard-ner? - I’m always ready... partner.
Good, ‘cause I got a little something I call “Ideas for Apps.”
Ok, you ready? Number one…
You know, they make an app for listing ideas.
Ok… number two A Fantasy Football App.
No problem... How about a Call a Taxi app! Huh?
Someone call a taxi?
- First Aid App. - Uh huh.
- The cooking app! - Yep.
- Calorie Counter App! - Uh huh.
- Bird Whistle! - Yep.
- X-Ray! - Uh huh.
Sleepy Eye!
Build a Pizza!
Eat a Pizza!
Evil Twin!
Destroy Evil Twin!
Aha! Turn Your Feet Into Wheels app!
Bet no one ever made a Turn Your Feet Into Wheels app before!
Oh yeah?
Wait.
I actually kind of like this...
Okay, now, let’s go see what my roommate Hank is up to.
Hank, tell us about your cool custom ride! Yow!
You mean my bike?
Yes.
Your awesome, mind-blowing, wang-bang-doodle
Freak-ayyy!!! Supah bike! Yay-uh!
Why are you talking like that?
Just show us your bike!
Oh, ok... uh... Check out my mind-blowing custom ride...
Rims. Chainguard. Banana seat. Horn.
Training wheels that fold down.
Fold it down! Yay-uh! Chicks dig it! Uh-Huh!
They do?
No.
Now, onto my wheels. Supah-Tight! Yay-uh!
Treads! Lug nuts! Side-to-the-side-to-the-side walls! Huh! Yeah!
Just a few more, more, more parts and this whip is gonna be crackered
down! Know what I’m saying?
I don’t know what he’s saying.
Nobody knows what he’s saying. Tom doesn’t know what he’s saying.
Oh. Did you really dig my bike?
Uhm...Can we cut?
You know what? I’m sick of these guys!
They don’t appreciate me, they’re selfish.
They have me running all over town picking up stuff for them.
And none of them even remembered it’s my birthday!
Hang on, I’m carrying a box here.
Yeah?!
Angela, where are you?
I’m almost there.
Did you pick up the box?
Yes, I picked up the box.
Whoaw! Whoaw! No!
Yes!
Woohoo!
Oh, that was close!
Are you outside skateboarding?
What?!
We don’t have time for games. Get in here!
Ugh, are you kidding me right now?
Hello? Oh no, you didn’t ... ooooh!
Oops...
Alright, listen up, you…
Surprise!!!
Happy birthday, Angela!
You guys! I can’t believe it...
Angela, we all want you to know how much we appreciate you.
I’m... shocked... I don’t know what to say...
Oh, quit acting so surprised. You had to have known, right?
I mean, you picked up your own birthday cake!
Cake?
Oh, cake! I can’t wait to have a piece of your birthday cake. Can I have a piece?
I’d never say no to cake.
Me too!
Well, obviously... I had a feeling something was up... Oh no.