Motorcycle?
Where ya goin'? Come back!
No, no, no! Come back, man!
Come back to Papa CJ.
No.
He's flying into the BEYOND REALM.
Motorcycle, you're not ready!
You're just a child still!
Oh, God.
He's way up there now.
COME BACK!
COME BACK, MOTORCYCLE!
Fuckin' real stupid, BITCH!
TH-HA-HA!
You all ready to see some Tony Hawk shit right here?
Get ready for the... WHAT THE FUCK?! WTF?!
Is this the... oh, yes, it is. It's the Goddamn Train.
It's the Goddamn...
You have the weakest gun in the world.
Keep shooting! Don't... Don't...
Don't stop shooting, you dickhead!
Keep...
And there they go, and goodbye.
SMOKE: All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
Shut the fuck up, CeeLo Green!
Alright, we did it the stupid-ass way.
Now we do it MY way, y'know what I'm saying?
Get your dicks out, ladies and gentlemen.
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, TRAIN?!
YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
JUNGLE... GET THE FUCKING TRAIN, YOU JUNGLE PIECE OF SHIT!
I'm shooting them right in the face with a sniper rifle... all day long!
THE FUCK?!
These guys are made out of invincible!
WE DID IT!
We did... Prepare to die, you fucking faggots!
Come on, CJ... What are you?...
You stuck in the fucking...
YOU STUCK IN THE ...?
SMOKE: All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
CJ: Did you buy your license?!
(repeating) "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me..."
RYDER: Okay, homie, let's load this shit up!
"FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!"
"MOTHERFUCKER!"
Give me this car, you old-ass bitch!
What you listening to in here?
Mm-hmm... Typical.
Give me the afro.
Give me the car fax
.
Oh, that's nice... Three... $300?!
I ain't paying 300!..
GIVE ME MY MOTHERFUCKING HAIRCUT BACK!
Fuck!
Y'all need to stop complaining about the hood.
Ain't nothing wrong with the hood.
SMOKE: Follow that train!
This is the one...
This is my final ride!
Train,
you killed my family.
You destroyed my hood.
You fuck my wife.
You steal my job.
And now you wanna be my best friend?!
You know, train,
to that,
I say "FUCK YOU!"
Fuck you, train!
You're going down, baby!
You're going down!
YES!
DIE!
I DID IT!
I DID...
SMOKE: All we had to do was follow the damn train...
You know what? New plan!
SMOKE: You tryin' to kill me?
I'd like to dedicate this jump to all my fans...
...to everybody who's ever played the train mission...
I wanna dedicate this one
to anybody who's ever eaten a pepperoni pizza!
To anybody
who's ever loved somebody, man!