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Previously on "Pretty Little Liars Spoof"
Lesbians are always the first to go.
Shut Up.
Guys, Look.
This is really vivid because this isn't a dream, Lardbutt.
What's so dangerous about a person in a redcoat?
(Ravenswood title sequence)
Got Milk? -A
What does that mean?
God, I never knew milk cartons could be so rough.
She looks so small. Like, one touch could shatter her.
Yeah. She looks fragile, too.
I just said that, Aria.
No you didn't.
I literally just said-
Would you guys stop? Hanna's life is hanging by a thread, and you two are arguing like an old married couple.
Sorry, Em.
This is all getting out of hand. We need to figure out who A and this redcoat person is.
What the?
Was that Alison?
It couldn't be.
Maybe we're all just imagining her at the same time?
Yeah, that's gotta be it.
Definitely.
Dumb bitches.
We heard about Hanna. Is she okay?
The doctors aren't sure if she'll make it. She's in a coma.
Well, why are you here and not by her side at the hospital?
Because I never leave this damn kitchen!
It's like someone put a spell on me.
No, they wouldn't put the spell on you. They'd put it on the house.
It's easier that way.
What are you? A witch?
I'm charmed.
But no, I'm not. I just watch a lot of tv.
Has anyone seen Veronica?
She's at home, yelling at Spencer again.
Mom, what did I do?
You know what you did, Spencer! Where'd you been up to all day?
I visited Hanna, and then I-
You what?
I was studying for my chemistry exam.
Exactly. You're grounded.
What?
You heard me. I'm not letting you get back on this studying kick again.
Do you remember what happened last year?
You got nothing but straight A's and, made us incredibly proud.
I can't live through that again, Spencer. No more studying.
Dammit, Spencer! Go to your room!
Aria?
Ezra? What are you doing here?
I wanted to offer you my support.
Ezra, I told you we need to spend some time apart.
I know but, my heart told me I needed to be here.
(Romantic music plays)
That's sweet.
(Romantic music stops)
What was that?
What?
You just took a picture.
No I didn't.
Yes you did. I saw you-
Ezra, what the hell?
I have to go.
Em, what's going on? I can tell something's bothering you.
One of my best friends is in the hospital, Paige.
I know, but, it's something else.
Is it gas?
What? No, I don't have gas!
I have a fiber bar if you're cons-
Paige! It's not that.
It's something else.
Oh. What?
I-I-I think Alison is still alive.
Alison? As in your first love, AKA, my worst enemy?
Yeah.
How do you know?
Lesbian intuition.
You can't tell anyone, Paige.
I won't.
Paige!
Yeah, so Alison is alive.
Thanks, this helps a lot.
Paige, seriously?
I'm sitting five-feet away from you.
I love you, Emily.
Ali?
I'm glad you're finally awake, Hanna.
Wait. You just called me Hanna instead of-
Listen, Hefty. I don't have much time.
I need to tell you something.
Are you real or is this just my imagination?
Don't worry about it.
Just be aware of the robot bunny head.
What the fuck does that mean?
Two can only keep a secret if one of them is-
Could you stop with the cryptic shit.
Remember what I said.
Thanks for making this 10x more confusing, bitch.
Hanna?
Hanna, the doctors told us you woke up last night.
I did. I think.
We were so worried about you.
Yeah, we thought we lost you for a second.
Guys, I saw Alison. She was here.
I knew I smelled her perfume when I walked in!
You have a problem.
Says the girl who slept with her teacher.
He wasn't my teacher when we met!
Guys? Hello, I saw Alison and she told me something about a robot bunny head.
Robot bunny head?
What does that mean?
Is that a toy or something?
I know someone with a robot bunny head.
(Mona humming)
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