You guys! You guys, have either of you seen Jade?
Uh-uh. Why, what's up with Jade?
She's trying to kill me!
Any reason?
Well, we were hanging out last night.
And she asked me to do her eyebrows.
Do what to 'em?
Make 'em look neater and nicer. Girls do that.
We groom each other like monkeys.
So, why is Jade trying to kill you?
- Well... - Where is she?!
[screaming]
Stop her!
Somebody stop Cat right now!!!
[screaming]
Hide me!
- Hide me! - No! Come here!
Don't touch him!
What are you... stop! Like, Jade, stop! Relax!
Come here!
What was that about?
Why are you so mad at Cat?
Don't... say... a word.
Um... I think you look nice with no eyebrows.
Jade, I just wanna say... I really appreciate
you having lunch with us.
And... thank you, Andre and Beck,
for handcuffing Jade to the table.
- Sure. - No problem.
[grunting]
I still don't get how this happened.
Well, Jade asked me to make her eyebrows look nice.
So I tried to wax them,
but when I took the wax strips off
there was, um... a problem.
My eyebrows are gone!
No they're not! I told you, they're right here!
I've never eaten out here before.
Oh, it's just like eating in the bathroom...
y'know... without the toilet.
[laughing] Right.
You guys... Hey everyone! Special treat.
I just found a new friend on a toilet.
She's fun and she likes sandwiches.
Say, "hey" to Ponnie.
Ponnie?
Who are you talkin' about?
Ponnie. She was... She was right behind me.
Who's Bonnie?
Ponnie! With a p. Pah-nee.
What color was her hair? Plond?
Or prunnette?
[laughing]
Ah! She's right behind me! Please hide me!
She is gonna kill me!
What?! Did you just say that someone was going...
Ah, you kids work it out yourselves.
[screaming]
C'mon, Cat... Just watch the door.
And that way Jade can't sneak up on you.
Okay. I'll just stay right here. And I'll watch the door...
[screaming]
Whoa! Whoa!
No!
Jade, whoa whoa!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Don't do that!
Danger, danger!
What are you...
[screaming]
Stop it! Hey!
[screaming]
You girls knock it off!
I'll get you.
I don't wanna be gotten!
[bell ringing]
Alright, weirdos... take your seats.
Wait, where's Ponnie?
Where's who?
Ponnie, one of your students.
She sits in the back with you guys, right?
I don't know anybody named Ponnie.
Oh, come on. She's one of you!
Uh, Tori... maybe you should sit down and rest.
There's no Ponnie in this class.
B... but she told me..
Oh, okay... well, if there's no Ponnie,
then how do I have Ponnie's backpack? Hmm? Hmm?
What's in Ponnie's backpack?
I don't know. Ponnie stuff.
An... ear of corn...
a... klingon dictionary...
and... a doll...
that's dressed exactly like me.
I'm talking Tori. And I'm evil.
What?!
Why would you buy that doll?
And where do I get one?
I didn't buy it! This is Ponnie's backpack!
[chattering]
Sounds a little odd.
There is no one named Ponnie in this school.
It's true. No Ponnie.
Okay, that does it.
I am gonna find that Ponnie girl right now!
- Oh. - Oh.
I fell asleep during study hall. Jade found me.
Aw, don't be sad little one.
I think your head looks great like that.
Of course, you do.