- And on that fateful night,
I had the nutritious meal of Fritos and gummy bears.
(Jordan laughs)
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Today, we are back at it again
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Let's dive right in.
- Getting the flu sucks.
Nobody wants to be hovering over a toilet all day
like you're some kind of Olsen twin.
(Jordan laughs) - Oh man.
Flu-like symptoms can actually just be caused
by any virus per se
'cause your body is just trying to defend itself
and those are the symptoms that you actually end up getting.
You can get vomiting with the flu.
- I had a bad case of the poops.
What the (beep) did you just say?
Why'd you come to work then, huh?
Well, I thought I'd come in and breath on everybody.
Maybe lick all the doorknobs in this place.
(Jordan groans)
- This is exactly how every virus is spread.
You're spraying particles around,
you're passing germs around.
- Then I'll come home
and I'm still feeling like (beep)
but I lie to myself like, nah, I'm not getting sick.
I ate some pizza rolls four days ago.
That's probably what it was, probably the pizza rolls.
(Jordan laughs)
- Flu typically is a respiratory illness relating to cough,
runny nose, sore throat, shortness of breath
versus gastrointestinal virus,
you're gonna have nausea, vomiting,
diarrhea more predominantly.
- Hours go by, I'm still sitting there.
I'm taking meals on the toilet, which is gross, I know.
You're not supposed to eat while you're pooping.
(Jordan laughs) - That's so true
but every time you have a meal,
it's gonna mess with whatever's going on.
It's gonna just kick it out of your system.
The fact that he can actually get food in
and is not vomiting it back up is very good.
If their stomach is agitated and sensitive,
hydration, hydration, hydration.
Try to stick with liquids.
- The last time I threw up from the flu
was when I was nine years old
and I puked all over my SEGA Genesis controller.
- Oh no, remember SEGA Genesis?
Vomiting and having diarrhea at the same time,
it's the worst and actually is quite common.
Basically you have so much force
and you have so much intraabdominal pressure
that you just can't control everything.
- And every time you throw up,
you remember exactly what you ate before you did it
and it's always some stupid (beep) combination of food
and on that fateful night,
I had the nutritious meal of Fritos and gummy bears.
(Jordan laughs)
- Oh man, I love Fritos and I love gummy bears
but I think both of those,
they tried to make sugar free or healthy for you
which then made people poop their pants.
- The teacher would always make us
go up in front of the class and do presentations.
My presentation is called alcohol ruins your life.
My sources are this book, "A Fifth A Scotch A Day
Keeps Your Family Away."
(Jordan laughs) - Oh my gosh.
The vas deferens is a piece of anatomy
related to the male reproductive system
and the fact that we have John Daley,
has had a history of alcohol trouble.
He's a PGA golf professional.
- All right, I want everybody to pick
your favorite sexually transmitted disease.
- Syphilis is a painless ulcer that could,
if it goes untreated actually cause neurosyphilis
and get into your brain.
Hepatitis is inflammation of your liver.
B and C are blood-borne
and the others are basically foodborne or bad water.
You got AIDS, which is caused by the virus HIV.
You got scabies, which is bugs under the skin
which causes itching
and then we have herpes, which is another virus.
That could be herpes one or herpes two
but there's other viruses that are also herpes.
There's all the way up to herpes eight.
- Ever since I was a kid,
I'd get random nose bleeds.
It didn't matter where I was at the time.
In the middle of class, on an airplane,
taking a (beep) at my grandpa's house, you name it.
- If you get a nose bleed,
the first thing that you should do
is to pinch your nostrils, lean forward.
- It would just happen randomly.
I'd have no control over it
and if I was at home, it was no big deal.
You just fashion yourself a little nose tampon
out of toilet paper and you go about your day.
- Yes, you can stick tissue paper,
something to kind of almost block it
but you're trying to actually, help form a cloth.
- What the (beep) do you do
when you get a nose bleed at a public pool?
Panic, that's what you do.
Everybody's rushing out of the pool
like the water's on fire.
I climb out of the side all lightheaded and (beep).
Somebody kill me.
I need a (beep) blood transfusion, I'm O positive.
(Jordan laughs) - O positive.
He basically is gonna need either O positive
or O negative blood but he doesn't need a blood transfusion.
- Then this dude comes out
of the middle of nowhere and smashes like 50 napkins
in my face.
What happened, you get shot in the face?
I think somebody shot him in the face.
Do you have AIDS? (Jordan laughs)
- If you have too much tissue in the way,
all you're doing is using it more to soak up the blood
versus actually causing it to stop bleeding.
And then yes, you always have to worry
about blood infections that could be transmitted
to somebody else.
- A few weeks ago, every time I woke up,
my mouth just killed me.
It drove me crazy.
Okay, we'll have to get some X-rays.
They throw this heavy (beep) vest that's-
- A lot of people actually come to the emergency department
for dental pain, which is fine
because sometimes you can't get them to the dentist
or if there's any suspicion that you have a dental abscess
or a dental infection,
most of the time dentists won't see you
or won't treat you because there's always a concern
that if they mess with the tooth,
they can recede the infection with your blood
and cause things to go worse.
- What the hell is this for?
And she's like, "Oh it's to protect your body
from the X-ray."
So I'm sitting there
looking like I'm in a Jason Statham movie
with my bulletproof vest on.
- Nice, who doesn't like Jason Statham?
Go, Jason Statham, I like him.
- And all I can think about
is the (beep) ton of cancer that I'm getting
with every picture she's taking.
She comes back into the room and she's like,
Okay, let's take a look at those pictures of your cancer.
I mean, your teeth.
- One X-ray is like one plane ride
but a CT scan's like thousands of X-rays,
so it's a little bit different level.
- She tells me my one wisdom tooth
is coming in sideways.
- Which is common.
Your wisdom teeth are the very back molars.
They come in kind of later in life,
18 years of age, 20 years of age
and they can come in different angles.
They can get impacted, which they're pushing
against the other molar in the back.
- I finally get to the dentist.
I'm like, "Get it out of me."
So the plan was not to put me under
because dentists are not accredited
to use those different medications
versus an oral surgeon could use these different medications
for conscious sedation.
- So I start falling asleep, which is good.
That's what happens to most people.
They fall asleep and they take 'em out
and they never even know what happened,
they don't even remember anything
but I wake up right when they start
and I remember
everything they did. - Oh, no.
- I remember the sound of my tooth
just crunching. - Oh, the sound is the worst.
The ripping, pulling,
snapping of the roots coming out of the bone.
- I can remember the drill,
I can remember the blood.
His foot was on my head for leverage.
At one point, he looked directly at my eyes
and seen they were open and he didn't say a damn thing.
(Jordan laughs) - Oh man.
The silent eye contact of like,
hopefully we can get this done, over with
because he is actually still using local anesthesia
to the tooth, so it's actually numb
but you're typically using the gas to calm you down.
- The last thing I remember
is them wheeling me out in a wheelchair
with a prescription of Vicodin
and I'm just like, "Do I look pretty now?"
So $800 later, I'm left with a bloody mouth
and a traumatic experience.
At least they gave me the Vicodin
because I could probably sell it
to a lady at Kmart for half my money back.
(Jordan laughs) - Don't do that.
There's so many times
where people will come out of the anesthesia
or even the moderate sedation
and just be goofy, funny, wacky.
So giving a patient Vicodin,
which is Tylenol or acetaminophen with hydrocodone,
it's illegal to sell the medication to anybody else,
illegal to give your medication to anybody else.
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