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we followed
why would i be followed people follow
people in these types of situations man
sure you weren't followed oh boy what
people just take one quick look around
make sure no one followed you here let's
put this down look around make sure come
down come now that's what you get now
shut the door take the chain off and let
me in i pissed him off already ready
what the hell is going on with you huh
what are we doing here hey well i don't
want an assassin in my apartment we
don't want this guy knowing where we
live right use your head hang on a
second you guys already went ahead and
found someone and he's coming here big
time not we dale i found a guy yeah it
was pretty easy buying a used futon you
found a hitman online yeah and they
don't write hitman right cause that's
dumb so they use little code words like
wet work right liquidation check them
out guild professional with years of
experience in domestic and international
work
fast and discreet no children no
political figures that last part was
important to me when i saw that i
thought okay this is a good idea i still
feel like we should have got a cheese
plate or something for this guy just to
make this 2020 hindsight is that him
that was definitely a car
oh
he looks like james bond he really does
dude i bet he carries one of those guns
that you screw together yes those are
like the coolest guns they make because
they're so dangerous what if what if
that is an undercover cop oh come on
what if it's a real thing he charges so
much money we can't afford it he gets
pissed off kills us she's not gonna heal
you bobby boss hold on that's a thing
could that happen
gotta let him in now okay how's my hair
what do you mean how's your hair it
doesn't matter okay let's do this
okay
you ready
yeah
are you down
i am the one they call dale
please come in
thank you
all three of you participating in this
yes well um
yes
very well
now
before we go any further
i need to know if there are any hidden
recording devices in the room
i will find out if there are yeah i'm
sure you would but there's none because
that would be stupid of us and we're not
stupid silly move it's a no
then let's get started
i love this guy this is the real deal i
mean this is totally legit and and you
do know that we we just want to start
with the
whoa whoa whoa hey wait what's this for
full of mess what i wouldn't want to
leave a state now would we oh my god i
knew it who's first no who's first no no
no no no no we don't want you to kill
him we want you to kill another person
if you don't want his first problem oh
god gentlemen gentlemen what are you
talking about
your your ad said you do wet work that's
correct
i urinate on other men for money
what was that what do you say
i think he said he pisses on dudes
why else do you think my ad was in the
men seeking men section
where was it
you idiot could you be dumber
why were you looking at the men thinking
man looking for a man how do people let
you work on their teeth they don't
actually i just hand the tools to julian
you're
and nobody wants to get pissed on uh-uh
well it's not our thing sorry about that
can i use your toilet i've stored a
brother a large amount of pee for this
sure yeah it's right through there
knock yourself out oh and by the way i
still will want my 200
understandable sure we insist 200 huh
200 kills
i thought it was such a good deal you
dip it reflects poorly on me that
you're my friend you know what's going
on in there yeah that was almost all
over us
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