♪ It's a most unusual day ♪
♪ Feel like throwing my worries away ♪
♪ And if I want to sing ♪
♪ Throw my heart in the ring ♪
♪ It's a most unusual day ♪
♪ There are people meeting people ♪
I heard those doves were really incredible.
That's a shame.
♪ People ♪
♪ And the feeling of spring in the air ♪
It's like watching an animal get tortured.
♪ It's a most unusual time ♪
Hey hey! Yankee game.
Oh, great. Alright.
And the Yankees take the field.
And what is with the Yankees?
They look like they're having trouble running.
They can't move.
It's their uniforms!
They're too tight!
They've shrunk, they're running like penguins.
Forget this game.
Oh my God.
Mattingly just split his pants.
That's a shame.
They're making these?
Yes, yes!
This pirate trend that she's come up with, Jerry -
this, this is going to be the new look for the nineties.
You're going to be the first pirate.
But I don't want to be a pirate!
You don't know my name. Do you?
Yes I do.
What is it?
It rhymes with a female body part.
What is it?
Mulva?
Uh... Gipple?
Loriola?
Where's the depravity?
No depravity.
I mean, I look at her.
I can't imagine she even has sex.
On the other hand.
What?
Thanks again for last night.
Hey, I didn't even use one.
I thought you said it was imminent.
Yeah it was.
But then I just couldn't decide
if he was really sponge-worthy.
Sponge-worthy?
Yeah, Jerry -
I have to conserve these sponges.
But you like this guy,
isn't that what the sponges are for?
Yes, yes - before they went off the market.
But I mean,
now I've got to reevaluate my whole screening process.
I can't afford to waste any of them.
You know, you're nuts with these sponges.
George is getting frustrated.
Oh my God.
I'm sorry, I thought this was the baby's room.
I'm really sorry.
I was in the pool!
You have no idea of
the magnitude of this thing.
If she is allowed to infiltrate this world,
then George Costanza, as you know him, ceases to exist.
You see - right now I have relationship George.
But there is also independent George.
That's the George you know,
the George you grew up with.
Movie George, coffee shop George.
Liar George, bawdy George.
I- I love that George.
Me too!
And he's dying, Jerry!
If relationship George walks through this door,
he will kill independent George!
A George divided against itself cannot stand.
I turn to him and I go, uh,
"Boy, these pretzels
are making me thirsty."
Is that how you're gonna say it?
No, no. I'm working on it.
Do it like this.
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
No.
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
No, no, - see, that's no good, see -
you don't know how to act.
"These pretzels...
are making me thirsty!"
Oh, that was no good?
I didn't say anything.
Well, it looks like
\you've adjusted to the boxers.
Well, I wouldn't go as far as that.
You went back to the Jockeys?
Wrong again.
Oh no.
What? What?
Don't you see what's going on here?
No boxers, no Jockeys?
Ohhhh...
The only thing between him and us
is a thin layer of gabardine.
Kramer, say it isn't so.
Oh it be so.
I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!
Medium turkey chili.
Medium crab bisque.
I didn't get any bread.
Just forget it. Let it go.
Excuse me, I think you've forgot my bread?
Bread $2 extra.
$2?
But everyone in front of me got free bread?
You want bread?
Yes, please.
$3!
What?!
No soup for you!
Well, I wouldn't hear of it.
I said "Nice try Granny",
and I sent her to the back of the line.
Hello, Newman.
Hello, Jerry.
The nurse was giving her a sponge bath?
Every night at 6:30.
The nurse was gorgeous.
Then I got a look at the patient.
I was going nuts.
I guess you'll be going back to that hospital.
Well, my mother, Jerry.
But are you still master of your domain?
I am king of the county.
You?
Lord of the manor.
John F. Kennedy Jr.
What?
He was in my aerobics class.
Really?
Did you talk to him?
No, you don't understand.
He was working out in front of me.
So listen, after the class was over,
I timed my walk to the door
so we'd get there at the exact same moment.
And he says to me, "Quite a workout".
Quite a workout?
What did you say?
I said, "Yeah".
Good one.
So then listen, listen -
so then I showered and I dressed,
and I saw him again on the way out.
So we're walking and talking,
and he asked me my name.
And I think I said Elaine, but I mean, who the hell knows?
and so then he says to me,
"Do you want to split a cab uptown?"
And I said sure, even though I was going downtown.
So, we get in the cab.
And I mean, I have no idea where I'm going, right?
But this is John F. Kennedy Jr. we're talking about.
So then he says to me, "Where do you live?"
And I, and I, and I was close to your block.
So I said your building.
So he dropped me off in front,
and then I had to take a cab
all the way back downtown to my house.
Oh God.
The question is,
are you still master of your domain?
I'm queen of the castle.
Listen to this.
Marcy comes over,
and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend
was over late last night
and "yada, yada, yada, I'm really tired today."
What do you think she was tired from?
Well, obviously the yada yada.
You don't think she'd yada yada sex?
I've yada yada'ed sex.
Really?
Yeah.
I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner.
I had the lobster bisque.
We went back to my place, yada, yada, yada.
I never heard from him again.
But you yada yada'ed over the best part.
No, I mentioned the bisque.