Come and French me, boys.
Ahh. Careful.
Yeah, that is very swollen.
Try sleeping with these things.
Jeez.
Alright. Let me just try to take some of the pressure
off these guys, so—
Oww.
Actually, there's a little scab on the tip of this.
Oh, jeez.
There's milk coming out of there.
It's just my man milk.
Oh, okay.
Ahh.
Yup, this is good stuff.
It's my man milk.
Warm.
The human body is a playground.
Now, you can stand up and poo like a man.
No more standing in long lines to wait to take a poo.
And the poop tube is for kids too.
And now, the tube smell is improved.
We gotta get—
I can't stop it.
Tim stop it!
Ohh!
Murder me!
Ahh!
Come and French me, boys.
Got an Italian massage.
Ooh. He's gonna be nice and relaxed, I think so.
You like cheese? It's mozzarella.
Almost like a pizza pie.
Oh!
D-Pants are protective pants
you wear under your trousers to capture
and contain your uncontrollable diarrhea.
Just squirt away right into the plastic.
The diarrhea almost never runs away
through the tight elastic round the ankles.
Now, sucking on your hair is sweeter than ever.
Candy Tails are made from genuine horsehair.
You can barely even taste the horsehair.
Damn it. I forgot to tell you.
My D-Pants are not made for solid loafs.
It's too much for the plastic.
It'll rip a hole right through the bag.
Sorry. I'm so sorry I'm late.
Hi.
My eyes just got pecked out by crows.
It's cigarette juice from Cinco Drinks.
Feed your need for nicotine with this
new, cool and refreshing beverage.
Our drinks-perts extract the tobacco from real cigarettes.
The tobacco is brewed in Cinco Water
and then hand squeezed to give it
that thick, brown cigarette taste.
This is where your teeth come from.
Come French me, boys.
♫ Tape my nips, my bloody nips.
My mom tapes my bloody nips.
Blop-blop-blop-blop-blop-blop bloody nips.
Nobody wants my bloody nips.
With a scratchy shirt and my nipples in the zone,
please just leave my nips alone. ♫
It's a whole force of pubes that I have down here.
And it's thick and my dad says that it's A-OK.
Mm.
So, that's why I chose a Cinco Urinal Shower System from Cinco.
Just use a bungee cord to tie the showerhead to the urinal.
Now I get nude.
Don't be shy.
I hope no one enters this room.
Okay, ready to go.
Just flush. The fresh water is redirected to create a
unique, horizontal showering experience.
'Bout to chop my hand off.
It's the only way to save it.
It's not a bad cut.
Probably stop the bite from spreading.
Wow!
Stings.
♫ My boogies don't taste good.
They come from my nose.
It's a salty snack and high in protein. Oh. ♫
This is— Is this okay?
Yeah.
Just this much.
Ouch. Just kidding.
Bottoms up.
Ohh.
Just a little bit more left to go, and then I'll be a man.
Come and French me, boys.