hello once again from joshua tree it's my 30th week of pregnancy and probably one of my
very last trips before i give birth my last bathing suit that will fit my growing tits
it also happens to be my 36th birthday happy birthday so i decided to take garrett to one
of my favorite places in the world the southern california desert last i saw you i was in a wintry
quebec finishing up my second trimester and while that long journey and driving in the snow for the
first time was all right i'm about done with long journeys for now this is only about an hour flight
i have restless legs lately so long flights are brutal but an hour i can manage
this is so bright looking at you so garrett and i are here for like probably our last big
trip before this guy comes i'm 30 almost 31 weeks pregnant and today is my birthday happy birthday
we booked a really cool airbnb i want to show you guys before we mess it all up
it's like a retro dream you never know when you book a place what it's really gonna be like when
you get here but when we walked in last night we were just like this is so so cool they stuck with
the theme everywhere there's little details everywhere i want to show you the kitchen
i don't know who thought of going with like this particular color
but it's really cool isn't it it totally works it works in here look at the sitting area
kept on theme for this too and i think one of my favorite things about it is this like retro
style tv but you can still play like netflix on it and look at this sitting area this is so
cool as well you can have like seven of your best friends here but this is one of my favorite parts
i love this bed i love the way that they like made it a built-in it's kind of like that like
adobe style does it remind you of uh new mexico a little bit yeah a little bit of santa fe vibes
and the bathroom of course stays on the green door gold handle
i love the floor like these little stones and this whole place is a design dream and there's a whole
other room too and an amazing outside let's go welcome outside this is probably the best part
what's that corn hole yes it just makes me think of beavis and butthead
put a clip of that in there i am cornolia i need tippy for my bungalow
i am the great cornhole what did that even mean is this still rolling yeah okay
and this is the other cool spot
i missed the tour garrett i don't know where i'm going
so this is the other room that if you brought like a whole other family you could fit in
here the first thing i noticed is this giant pool table so this is like the game room this
is like the rock and roll room you get your own set of like bathrobes and cool stuff here
we just realized what this couch is here for because there's a giant tv over there
and then the other cool thing about this is you have two queen sized bunks here so i feel like
you could easily fit like two adults comfortably or obviously children there's a little kitchenette
got your own green coffee maker um you can make tea if you want to there's an induction stove here
people don't have to run over to the other one yeah so you don't have to wake up the other people
if they're still sleeping or whatever and you want your morning coffee tv there there's another tv
in case you want to be in the bunk bed yeah oh my gosh they thought of every detail in a way that i
just never would this is like the rock and roll room there's even a guitar over there there's
all these movie posters there's two ac so you will not get too hot in here i love all these
pictures from joshua tree and the bathroom the bathroom is beautiful look at the tiles
it's a night light it's like a disco toilet i love the pool though it's a shipping container
and there's even like a little window cut out so we're definitely hitting that up
pool boy i like it
lunchtime that's like my last bathing suit that will fit my
growing tits i didn't think they grew this much when you were pregnant i knew they would
from nursing but like when we figure out what we want to eat i'm always thinking about like now
i thought about nutrition before but now i'm thinking so much more about the importance
of getting certain things for the baby i'm just so much more conscious now like what
i'm putting in my body so this morning we had some granola with berries and bananas so that
gave me calcium and all the antioxidants from the berries and now i want to make us a nice
salad another thing i'm trying to be super conscious of and i did this before but now
i'm like ultra careful is everything organic got cucumber rainbow potato sweet bell pepper
tomato avocado of course and they left us in our like this little snack pack
so these cheesy wisps i'm gonna crumple and put on top and they also have vinegar and oil which
is really good because we just realized we completely forgot to buy dressing yesterday
and i'm putting that on some greens look they say to eat the rainbow lunch time that turned out nice
oh it's time our host left us this sparkling white tea beverage preggy champagne
well that's not ideal
i can't either mental math eludes me right now
okay we had to take a little scrabble break for dinner making burgers
to the game oh yeah ted is a word the word tit is a valid scrabble word tit a mamillary grand teat
tit a woman's breast tit an idiot or a fool
so i can use vulgar words on here good to know quick sunset drawn break
okay birthday cake yay
happy birthday
little hummingbird so cool to see you out here
oh my gosh i've decided that i want to try hypnobirthing for the birthing process
it's basically where you meditate and tap into a relaxed state through the whole thing and just
trust your body to do what it's meant to do so i like that i find that very simple and approachable
so the most important thing that you do though is practice so every day i try to at least do one of
the meditations and they can range anywhere from five to like 30 minutes but ideally as it gets
closer i'll be doing at least a couple hours of the meditations each day because during the
labor i'll be doing it ideally the whole time so let's settle in and do one i'm not completely new
to meditation but i know that practicing is super important because i admit i haven't been wonderful
about doing it lately so i'm trying to get in as much practice as i can so that this feels natural
to me when the big moment comes for today's breakfast we're gonna do eggs and chicken sausage
and potatoes that i boiled yesterday i try to eat eggs every day i have been really good about it
because they have choline in them which is really good for brain development but um after like seven
months of them every single day i did start to get really tired of them but yeah back on it today
not bad always just easy easy easy
fish oil for brain development and then i've been needing to take an iron supplement gummy
prenatals because although i'm having a child i'm also a child
all right here we are are you excited
these last two days relaxing in the desert have just been a reminder that we have so
much fun when it's just the two of us and i have to admit it's a little bit hard to
get used to the fact that that's going to be over soon a little hazy today a little bit
but i am really excited to be sharing our world with this new being and i'm just soaking up the
last few moments that we get to be just the two of us before we go on this new adventure
time to head out
i've peed no joke like 20 times in the last hour yeah he's like
bye bye bird house