Welcome back to The Whirlpool, where fibs and fabrications are pulled under and drowned.
I’m Michael Whirly.
And let it never be said that Michael Whirly is incapable of admitting when he has made
a mistake.
If I’ve never done it before, it’s only because it’s never happened before.
But it’s happened this time, and I am man enough to admit it, and to apologize.
Long-time viewers of The Whirlpool will no doubt recall the many times I have assailed
the Harry Potter series of books and films, decrying their promotion of witchcraft, female
empowerment, and encouraging non-Christians to celebrate Christian holidays.
But it turns out, I was — wrrrrrrrong.
Recently, the author who created Harry Potter, J.K.
Rowling, tweeted out her support of Maya Forstater, a woman who was fired from her job for making
comments on social media which were deemed “transphobic.”
Among Forstater’s supposedly objectionable comments: “I don't think people should be
compelled to play along with literal delusions like 'transwomen are women.’”
In response to a court ruling that Forstater’s dismissal was justified, Rowling tweeted:
“Dress however you please.
Call yourself whatever you like.
Sleep with any consenting adult who'll have you.
Live your best life in peace and security.
But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real?
#IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill.”
Of course, I cannot and will not endorse all of the content of that tweet.
People feeling at liberty to dress how they please is arguably the cause of every major
social problem afflicting the world today.
If we were supposed to be able to call ourselves whatever we please, custom would have us name
ourselves.
Instead, our parents name us, after the Holy Spirit whispers the name he wants us to have
into their ears, and that’s how it’s always been and we like it that way.
And, “sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you”?
I trust that requires no further comment from me.
But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real?
That is an outrage, and I applaud J.K.
Rowling for taking a bold, brave stand against transgender people, who have gotten their
way for too long.
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I know it isn’t very fashionable to say so in this fake news-infested, postmodern
culture, but there are certain immutable biological facts that we all have to accept.
White people are smarter, Jews are good with money, and boys have a penis and girls have
a vagina.
I apologize for my salty language, but it needed to be said!
Kudos to you, J.K.
Rowling, for having the integrity to say it.
I am not too proud to admit that I misjudged you.
When I first encountered the Harry Potter franchise, I condemned it as a celebration
of pagan sorcery.
I also mistook it for a story that promoted tolerance and inclusion and the importance
of judging people by their actions and not by who the world says they are or are supposed
to be — and I am so very happy to discover that I was wrong about that!
Can you imagine how much worse off we’d be if an entire generation of children had
grown up reading such nonsense?
With this bold stance by J.K.
Rowling, we can safely assume that she must have been pressured into saying many of the
other flagrantly unacceptable things she has said over the years.
Sure, she has indicated some questionable and indecent things about the characters in
the Harry Potter books, but she was careful to only mention them outside the actual works.
Knowing that these statements indicating acceptance of aberrant lifestyles are the outliers that
don’t indicate her true beliefs comes as a great relief to decent people everywhere
I only hope this incident encourages Rowling to speak out further against the assault on
decent society being carried out by the transgender mafia.
These people have to be stopped!
Transgender people are already demanding the right to change their names and genders on
official records, and to use whichever bathroom they want.
Some are even bold enough to tell other people which pronouns to use when addressing or referring
to them!
The worst of all are these so-called non-binary people, who claim to be neither man nor woman.
They want us to use gender-neutral pronouns like “they”.
Well, I’ve got news for you, boys and girls, gender neutral pronouns are as real as gender
neutral people!
And “they” is not a gender neutral pronoun.
It’s a plural pronoun.
That’s not my rule — it’s part of a little thing called the English language.
And if you have a problem with the English language, you should take it up with the person
who invented it: God.
So the next time some so-called non-binary person starts insisting “they” is a singular
non-binary pronoun, you plant your feet, look them right in their eyes and tell them they
are sadly mistaken!
They’ll get the message.
These transgenders would be advised to brush up on their Bible study.
In particular, I suggest a close reading of the Gospel of St. Matthew, which clearly states
in Chapter 7, Verse 12, “All things therefore whatsoever you would that men should do to
you, do you also to them.”
Or, as you may also have heard it phrased, treat others the way you want to be treated.
I want to be treated according to the gender on my birth certificate, therefore I will
treat everyone else that way, whether they like it or not.
Sure, if you do that you may run into the occasional transgender person who complains
that you are insulting them, disrespecting them, or “denying their basic human dignity,”
but take heart!
You are standing up for Our Heavenly Father and his perfect design: he created them male
and female (Genesis 5:2).
Standing up for God will always make you an enemy of the world, even if you’re as rich
and famous as J.K.
Rowling.
Ever since Rowling’s tweet in support of the divine and immutable gender binary, she
has been attacked and slandered by transgender people and their sinister agents.
She has been labeled a “TERF,” which I recently learned is an acronym meaning “Trans-Exclusionary
Radical Feminist.”
TERF is considered a slur by many people, and I can see why: I’d never want to be
called a feminist, either.
So I propose a new, more complimentary term for people like J.K.
Rowling who fearlessly share the eternal wisdom of Christ with the ungrateful masses.
Instead of “Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist,” how about “Jesus-Exalting Repository of
Knowledge”?
Seems fitting to me.
In conclusion, pay no heed to the politically correct wokescolds presently trying to bully
you into apologizing for telling the truth, J.K.
Rowling!
There are millions of people just like me all over the world, cheering you on!
You’re one of us, now, and everyone knows it.
I hope you take some comfort in that.
For The Whirlpool, I’m Michael Whirly.