(audience applauds) (upbeat music)
- On this episode of MTV's Singled Out.
We have 25 single men.
We got our IRLs, in real life,
and over here. We have 25 dating profiles.
They are the URLs on the URL board.
All 50 of them are competing to be picked by one hopeful
who won't see any of them until the final round.
- What do you think?
- And just like on any dating app,
these URLs could be catfish.
Whoo!
We never said this would be easy.
Our hopeful on this episode is Mayling,
a take-charge Sagittarius looking for
an equally confident guy who's proud to say
he's dating a trans woman.
I'm Conceited, and here's your host, Justina Valentine,
kicking off round one.
- Alright, Mayling, we have a lot of tools in the box,
but I'm convinced there are some hidden gems,
and we're gonna narrow them down to eight or less,
using these categories.
We have age, height, date night,
body hair, goals, and phone.
Conceited, do you have everyone's answers?
- You already know, of course I have everybody's answers,
but the good thing is all the answer are posted
right on them, on they chest.
There's no cheating.
- Oh that's funny, 'cause men always cheat.
Specifically you, Con.
- [Audience] Ooh.
- Stop sweating my business,
but I meant they can't cheat on their answers.
- Mayling, baby girl, the world is yours.
Where are we starting?
- Definitely age. - Age, okay.
Are you going for a young'n, or an OG?
- Definitely a OG.
I like to be the young one in the relationship,
so let's get rid of all the young'ns.
- Okay, whipper snappers, you gotta go.
- All the young'ns, get up outta here.
(audience groans)
- If you're wet behind the ears, get outta here.
(hip-hop music plays)
- He still gettin' breastfed.
- Alright, Mayling, where are we going next?
- Date night.
- Okay.
Alright, are you hitting the club, or hitting the couch?
- I love to club with my friends,
but in relationships, I definitely like to hit the couch.
- Okay, if you're in the club, you gotta go.
- All you club-goers, get out. - Now the rest of you stay.
- Peace, talk to us. (audience groans)
- I don't know if he's getting anyone
in the club with those moves.
Mayling, you have one more category to go to.
- Goals.
- CEO, or C-E-No?
- CEO.
Ladies, if your boyfriend is the worker,
definitely date his boss.
- So you're getting rid of the C-E-Nos.
No gotta go. - Get up outta here.
- You gotta go-go.
You know the CEOs aren't-- - Sorry you have to leave.
- Alright, we're down to three IRLs, and three URLs,
so you know what that means, baby girl,
we're at the end of round one.
Conceited, tell us about our IRLs.
- Number one IRL, introduce yourself to Mayling.
- Hi, Mayling, my name's Salomon David,
and they call me Too Smooth Sal.
- Too smooth.
- I'll tell you what is smooth, his edges.
He's got a man bun bun, and his edges are laid so.
- Number two.
- Hey, Mayling, I'm Michael,
and I just wanna rock your world.
(audience groans)
- Number three.
- What's up, Mayling, my name is Dwayne.
I'm not from the U.K, but I give new meaning to the BBC.
(audience groans)
- Alrighty then, I guess that doesn't leave much
to the imagination.
- Let me go to the URL board.
Number one, True.
He says Mayling, I'm true, and I'm down to eff with you.
(audience groans)
Let's go to number two.
Max says, hey Mayling, I'm Max,
and I'm a eagle scout so I can tie knot, light a fire,
and pitch a tent, and I've got the badges to prove it.
(audience groans)
Let's go to number three.
Tyrone says, what's up, Mayling?
Name is Tyrone, spend one night with me,
and I'll make you moan.
(audience groans)
Tongue emoji, tongue emoji, tongue emoji.
Three of 'em.
- Alright, in round two,
Mayling's got a challenge for the IRLs,
and a challenge for the URLs
that's gonna help her decide who she wants to keep.
Only one IRL and one URL are gonna make it
to the final round.
You ready, Mayling?
- Yes, I'm ready.
- Alright, let's start with the IRLs.
Mayling, let 'em know what they're doing.
- I'm looking for a guy strong enough to pick me up,
and clever enough to pick me.
One at a time, tell me your best pick up line
while doing push-ups.
- [Justina] Ooh, it's about to get physical.
Number one, you ready?
Jacket on, or jacket off.
- Let's go. (audience cheers)
- Hi, beautiful.
Gorgeous as Hell one person.
- Ooh. - Alright,
that was lukewarm.
- [Conceited] That was alright.
- Hey, baby girl.
I just want you to ride with me,
so I can ride your ass forever.
(audience groans) - He's actually,
what's crazy is he wasn't even doing a push-up,
he was just humping the ground.
- Dwayne, it's all you.
Let's go.
- Damn baby, you got a band-aid, 'cause I just tripped
looking at your beauty, and your booty.
- His pick-up lien didn't make much sense,
but he did lift up a leg, he was doing a one-legged push-up.
Alright, I think we've heard enough.
Mayling, who's moving on to round three?
- Number three definitely sounds the strongest,
so I'm definitely gonna go with him for that leg.
- Okay, congratulations, lying around to number three.
Conceited, get the other two up outta here.
- Two, you. (hip-hop music)
- Now, Mayling, what do you wanna have these URLs do?
- The guy I'm with needs to be completely open with me,
no secrets, even when it comes to your phone.
Send me the last picture in your camera-roll.
- Oh. - Whoa.
- You got lucky.
- [Justina] This could be a deal-breaker.
Con, what do we have?
- Let's see what True says.
Send us that Picture, True.
(screams) Whoa.
What?
- It's like, it's either an ingrown hair, or a pimple.
- Let's go to number two.
Max, let's go, Max.
Oh, it's nice. - Oh, it's a beautiful
landscape, so maybe he travels.
He could be just stunting for the gram, you ever know.
- Let's see what number three got.
Tyrome.
Come on.
He deleted, he might be cheating.
He's cheating!
Oh. - He's writing again.
- Oh, he's got a picture of a girl
on his phone. - Wait, he has girls
on his phone.
He has other women. - What?
- Yeah, and she's scantily clad.
She's you know, in bra and underwear, so.
- Oh no no no no no.
- Mayling, I think we've seen enough.
Who had the least offensive photo?
- Number two sounds like he could take a great
Instagram selfie, so I'm gonna go with number two.
- She wants to look good for the gram, ladies and gentlemen.
Okay, number two it is. (audience applauds)
That's right, we've made it to the final round.
We have an IRL, and a URL.
Mayling, you can only choose one,
and don't forget, the URL could be a catfish.
- Ooh. (audience groans)
- And this is why you have such a big decision to make.
We're gonna turn you around
and let you check out the two options you're working with.
Con, help your girl out.
- I got you.
(audience cheers)
- Mayling, what do you think?
Now, don't forget, what you see
is what you get with your IRL.
With your URL, it could be him, or it might not be.
Conceited, run us down some info on these guys.
- He's the one who was doing the push-ups,
the one leg up, strong, pick you up.
But Max over here seemed like he's well traveled,
he's the eagle scout, and he might be looking
for a girl scout cookie, so who knows?
- Now, Mayling, we know this is a big decision
for you to make, and we're gonna help you make that
a little easier.
Remember those five questions you answered before the show?
- Yeah.
- Okay well I got your answers right here
on these poster-boards.
I'm gonna ask these guys the same questions,
and we're gonna try to find out who's the most compatible.
'Cause at the end of the day,
only you can decide who you're gonna single out.
Your ready? - Yeah, let's go.
- Boys, you ready? (audience cheers)
Better superpower, be invisible, or fly?
- Fly.
- Max?
Fly.
- Fly, how's it looking, Mayling?
Invisible! - Ooh!
(buzzer buzzes)
- Alright, ghosting, sometimes okay, or no way?
- No way. - Alright.
- Max?
No way.
No way! - No way.
(bell dings)
No creatures up in here.
T.v, or movies?
- T.v.
- Max?
T.v. - T.v.
Movies. - Movies!
(buzzer buzzes)
Even. - Alright,
high-maintenance, or go with the flow?
- Go with the flow.
- Max, go with the flow.
High-maintenance. - High maintenance.
(buzzer buzzes)
- I even knew your girl was high-maintenance.
Alright, last one, aliens, real or ridiculous?
- Real.
- Real, real.
Real! - Real.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- They're even! - Alright, you know what?
This is crazy. - They're even.
- 'Cause our man right here, Dwayne got two right,
and our man Max also got two right.
Now Dwayne is strong, he put the one leg up.
Your boy Max, he takes nice pictures,
but you know what, it's your time
to decide who you wanna single out.
Take a deep breath, find your chi, think about it,
and let us know who you're gonna go with.
- [Conceited] What y'all think, what y'all think?
(crowd yelling suggestions)
- I'm gonna go with IRL.
- You're gonna go with the IRl, Dwayne.
(audience cheers)
- Go on to meet your man, baby.
Oh what a gentleman.
Alright alright, MTV, can we get them a room, that's enough.
Now listen, they're looking good, they're looking great,
but I still think we need to introduce her
to who she didn't pick.
- Alright, so let's
bring him out. - Con, can you grab Max?
- Max, let's go. (audience groans)
(trumpet blows)
Them bringing you down.
No Catfish here.
- I mean, Mayling. - Good to see y'all.
- Well you can't change your mind so, you get what you get.
For all you at home, just remember, if you can't find love,
you can also grab some batteries to your vibrator,
don't even worry about it.
- That's too much.
Everybody, thanks for watching, catch you next time
on MTV's Singled Out. (audience cheers)
- We wanna hit a little little freestyle.
Okay, yeah.
♪ Okay, okay ♪
♪ Check it out one time ♪
♪ Singled Out ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, Justina and Con ♪
♪ Yeah we rather singing ♪
♪ Shout to Mayling 'cause she lookin' really pretty ♪
♪ Matter of fact she dressed to impress ♪
♪ She wanna find a man that can take a breath ♪
♪ Take her heart, diva find that spark ♪
♪ Me and C-O-N, yeah we 'bout to do our part ♪
♪ 'Cause when we do it, yeah we do it one time ♪
♪ C-O-N, Singled Out, your girl Justina Valentine ♪
- Yeah! (audience cheers)