Welcome to the second episode of the Jason Sudeikis Show.
No, no, no, no.
No, come on.
No.
This is still "The Ellen Degeneres Show."
No.
I am guest hosting for Ellen for the second time.
This is my second time doing that.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
[CHEERING]
Unnecessary.
Make me earn it.
No, come on.
No.
Ellen couldn't be here today.
She had to see a specialist in Beverly Hills actually.
She's having her wallet enlarged.
Hey!
Hey.
Come on.
Crazy bank-- that gal's got crazy bank.
All right.
No, since this is my second time hosting,
I'm not going to do that thing where, you know,
I get you guys to applaud by telling you
that you might remember me from "Saturday Night Live."
[CHEERING]
That's very sweet.
Thank you.
Very nice, very nice.
And I'm certainly not going to get
you to applaud by telling you that I just lost 40 pounds.
Yeah.
I mean, mostly because that's not true, not at all true.
No.
But I do appreciate though all the applause though.
It's very, very nice.
I mean, you know, actually it was pretty good.
It was pretty good.
Look, I'll be honest with you guys.
It wasn't as good as the audience
when I did this the first time I hosted, you know.
It wasn't-- I know.
I mean, I know.
But you got to take my word--
I actually have a clip to prove it.
Can we roll that clip please?
Here he is now, Ellen's guest host, Jason Sudeikis.
[MANIC CHEERING]
Oh-- Yeah, you know what, on second thought,
that was too much.
No, I like it better the way you guys react.
OK?
That's much better.
You guys are much better.
But look, hey, you guys are in for a treat tonight, today.
And that's because right now I am
going to take real questions from real audience members.
Does anyone have a question?
Oh--
Anyone?
Yes.
Hi.
I'm here with my family.
We're visiting from Kansas.
Oh, yeah?
That's great.
I'm actually-- I'm from Kansas, from Overland Park,
a suburb [INAUDIBLE].
Yeah.
No, I'm actually, I don't know, kind of a hometown hero there.
Uh-huh.
So we're here for the week and we're just
wondering what other shows shoot on the Warner Brothers lot.
Oh, wow.
Tons.
I mean, I know "Conan" tapes here and "Mom" tapes here.
"Young Sheldon"--
Oh, thanks.
--as well.
Yeah.
OK, great.
Come on, guys.
Let's go.
What-- whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey-- oh-- hey-- wait.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Where are you going?
"Young Sheldon," we're big fans.
"Pa-zookie"!
I-- OK.
All right.
"Pa-zookie"-- I don't think that's what he says.
I don't think he says "pa-zookie."
That's all right.
OK.
OK, another question.
Yeah?
Here.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Why did you cut your hair?
Oh, right.
No, yeah, from the clip.
Yeah.
That's a very good question, sir.
Well, you know, I actually--
I grew it out for a movie.
And then you know, that was over.
And actually, you know, believe it or not,
Ellen and Olivia, my fiancee, cut it on the show right here,
just a few months ago.
Yeah.
But do you still think it looks cool if a guy has,
like, long hair?
Yeah, man.
It looks great.
See, Jen?
I told you.
Well, you do a movie and you can keep it long.
OK, look.
We got time for one more question, I think.
We got-- yes, sir.
Yeah.
Hi, Jason.
Big fan-- huge fan.
Thank you.
Just curious, do you know what happened to your hair
after Ellen and Olivia cut it?
Oh, no.
You know, I think they just threw it away.
Nope.
Guess again.
Well, you know what happened to my hair?
I might.
Yeah.
OK.
All right.
You know what.
I think that's enough questions from the audience.