hello I'm the hotel manager in this
gentleman is my partner we'd like to
welcome you you're one of the lucky ones
you have one of our superior rooms which
means you have a view did you read the
leaflet yes it is very good now the fact
that you'll turn into an animal if you
fail to fall in love with someone during
your stay here is not something that
should upset you or get you down just
think as an animal you'll have a second
chance to find a companion but even then
you must be careful you need to choose a
companion that is a similar type of
animal to you a wolf and a penguin could
never live together nor could a camel
and a hippopotamus that would be absurd
think about it I understand this
discussion is a little unpleasant for
you but it is my duty to prepare you
psychologically for all possible
outcomes now have you thought of what
animal you'd like to be if you end up
alone yes
a lobster why a lobster because lobsters
live for over 100 years a blue blooded
like aristocrats and stay for a tile all
their lives I also like to see very much
I water-ski and swim quite well since I
was a teenager I must congratulate you
the first thing most people think of is
a dog which is why the world is full of
dogs
very few people choose an unusual animal
which is why they are endangered a
lobster is an excellent choice