in modern times the questionable
wimzie's of the circus are all but dead
and good riddance because the world
doesn't need any more clowns yet in its
heyday few performances could top the
trapeze mastery of the flying Grayson's
well until a mobster cut their cord on
life short literally but they had a son
young yet just as talented as them
orphaned and alone all seemed hopeless
for Dick Tracy until he scored the
coolest foster dad in the friggin
universe the goddamn Batman and under
the Caped Crusader dick wasn't just a
son he was a sidekick a superhero
he was Robin until he wasn't you got the
Batman Robin spent many many years
kicking bad guys around the back alleys
of Gotham City with his new dead who
could forget the time he crushed
blockbuster under a truck or when he
whipped out that shock repellent never
leave home without him kids but then
Batman suddenly realized you know what
bringing kids into battle is actually a
bad idea so he fired him and then
promptly forgot this little revelation
only time to update the resume Batman
probably for the best though I mean come
on my kid didn't even have a proper pair
of pants what's your problem first
oh the mouth on this one actually it was
for the best though not in the way
Batman hoped inspired by a story of an
ancient Kryptonian superhero dick took
to the streets by himself with a brand
new uniform and a brand new name from
then on he would be known as Nightwing
the other hand into bets he sure knows
how to fold a kid into a criminal
crushing machine with expertise in
taekwondo in jutsu aikido and a bunch of
other styles
Nightwing is one of the finest martial
artists in comic book history no doubt
helped by his world-class acrobatic
skills he is one of only three
people on earth were capable of
performing a quadruple flip and between
the fancy schooling he got it Hudson you
and being a founding member of the Teen
Titans he's got brains and brawn plus a
whole lot of weapons
Nightwing suit is lightweight
bulletproof and makes virtually no sound
when moving the blue colors even turned
black well in the dark his mask features
a holographic UI complete with night
vision and a spectral analyzer he's
rocking utility belts on his wrists and
ankles full of luck Vic's smoke pellets
and staples that are so strong they can
support the weight of a freaking
helicopter he also carries a rebreather
grapple gun and wing-dings
that weird alien pot with all the shapes
oh I'll figure out your secret one day
wing-dings secret code what secret code
I mean how the hell are you supposed to
read it it's gotta be hiding something I
don't know like maybe it'll get us down
Dorado or something you know always
wondering what that plants problem is
all right you get your sand stuff and
I'll get the beer this is perfect all
right come back next week as we cover
night ones opponent daredevil and
hopefully reveal the Forgotten secrets
of the wingdings