What’s up guys, hope you’re doing well.
So today I’m going to be talking about what I hate about women.
Now, two things.
One: I love women.
Secondly, I just became a YouTube Partner!
I know, cray, right?
But enough about me; let’s get to this video.
One of the first things that I hate about women is on Facebook they’ll take these
pictures and they’ll only show from their chest up.
First of all, if you are unattractive, overweight maybe?
We will find out about it, okay?
We will go through every photo and every album until we can confirm or deny you do look like
your profile picture.
Same thing goes for these girls on YouTube.
They’ll make a video response to someone; all you’ll see is from the chest up and
it’s like c’mon.
Really?
Women are more than breasts.
Why is it that that’s the only thing that you want to show me?
I hate it when women dress a certain way and then want to be treated differently.
If you’re dressed like a streetwalker in scantily clad clothing, I’m not going to
be expecting to have a very deep conversation with you.
That’s all I’m saying.
I hate it when girls act like they don’t know you, like we didn’t go to the same
middle school and high school together.
Okay.
Oh, you have Double-Dees now?
Wonderful.
I knew you when you were flat chested.
I will pull up the pictures.
I hate it when girls act like men.
We like girls for a reason.
Let us be the man in the relationship.
I hate it when women read magazines written by females that supposedly explains everything
about the male race.
Step One: If you want to impress a man – stop reading that garbage!
If you have anything to ask us, just ask us!
We will tell you honestly and openly what we want out of our relationship.
It’s not a lot.
Don’t talk during the game, sandwiches – that’s half of it right there.
If you cannot hold a conversation – I don’t care how good looking you are.
If you can’t hold a conversation, this is probably not going to work out.
After a while, we will run out of things to talk about.
Where you’re from, favorite color, now what?
We need to be able to have a conversation about meaningful things.
What are your goals in life?
What are your aspirations?
What are your hopes?
If you can’t have a conversation you are in trouble.
I hate it when girls play games.
I have no time for games unless it’s on an Xbox 360.
So please, do not fail to mention if you have a boyfriend before I pay for anything.
I don’t hate when girls talk too much because it is not that girls talk too much, it’s
just that many girls fail to recognize the beauty of silence.
But seriously, if you have something to tell me, you need to say it within the first two
to three sentences.
I cannot be held responsible for anything going over a paragraph.
In paragraph 3 / 4 I don’t – I can’t remember it.
I’m going to get some food because I’m hungry.
Boom, done.
I don’t need to know you are going with your friend and her nail color.
I hate it when I get judged by other girls for past boyfriends’ behavior.
I did not cheat on you 37 times with 17 different women.
I hate it when girls take things a little bit too slow.
I understand you just got out of a relationship; you want to move slow – that’s cool.
But so you know, if we go on a third date, by default, you are my girlfriend.
That should be a rule.
That’s my rule.
I hate it when girls date douchebags.
You cause nice guys to look at that, nice guys will look at that and they’ll say “That’s
what I have to do to get a girl”.
Stop dating douchebags because you are just making more douchebags and then you get made
“Ahh, where are all the nice guys?
Where did all the nice guys go?”
Shut the heck up!
They are in the friend zone where you left them and while we are talking about that,
I hate it when girls get a nice guy and then they treat them like trash.
Why do you – why would you do that?
You’re only re-enforcing the fact that douchebags get more females.
C’mon now.
I hate it when girls have bad breath.
Girls don’t always have bad breath but when they do, they smell like vomit-flavoured skittles;
not trying to taste that rainbow.
I hate it when you compliment a girl and she automatically assumes that you want to date
her.
I don’t – I just thought you looked pretty today.
Why can’t I think you looked pretty today without wanting to have sexual intercourse
with you?
I also hate it when girls can’t take a compliment or girls that say “You probably tell all
girls that their beautiful.”
No, I say it to some girls that I think are beautiful which happens to be you so take
the gosh-darn compliment.
I hate it when girls don’t text back.
If you’re about to go do something for thirty minutes and we’re in mid-text conversation,
can you please let me know so I’m not waiting like a fool?
I’m playing Call of Duty – I just got sniped.
Let me know so that I can put the phone down.
I hate it when girls run back to the same guy over and over and over again.
And the guy treats them terrible over and over and over again.
And then they always come to you and say “Oh, I’m talking to someone new now.”
Oh you are?
Yeah okay.
We’ll see how long that lasts.
I hate it when girls just stop communication.
For instance, if you go on a date with a girl and everything is great and you think everything
is great, she thinks everything is great and then all of a sudden the next day – no communication.
And then it’s a week of no communication – this is what creates stalkers.
It’ll be better for females to come out and say “Look, you were talking about marriage.
It kind of freaked me out a little bit.
I don’t really know you that well.
I think you came out a little bit too strong.”
It’ll be better for girls to say that but girls don’t do that.
They just stop communication altogether and hope that the situation will somehow magically
disappear.
Just be open and honest with guys.
Some guys don’t care – they probably had another date that same day.
I’m just saying.
I hate it when girls are overly emotional.
I understand.
Once a month, it’s out of your control.
Mother Nature comes in.
Okay, I understand that.
Just because you got a C in Physics does not mean your life is over.
Okay, there are bigger problems than this.
I hate girls that want you to watch Chick Flicks with them.
Now, I will watch a Chick Flick with a girl but I have a ratio: 1 to 17.
1 out of 17 movies, I will watch a Chick Flick with you.
I can’t do anything more than that.
Every guy should have a ratio and stick to it.
I hate it when girls say “Let’s hang out.”
When girls say “Let’s hang out” what they are really saying is “Maybe, probably,
we won’t hang out, for sure”.
If you’re too busy then don’t say “Let’s hang out”.
Just say “Listen, I’m too busy.
I’d love to some other time.”
I hate it when girls hold everything in and then they erupt two or three months later
and you have no idea what you did because it happened two or three months ago!
If a girl ever says “You should know what you did” what she really means is “I’m
a bad communicator and I can’t express my feelings to you”.
We don’t know what we did that was wrong.
That’s why we’re asking you and if you don’t tell us, chances are, chances are
we will continue doing whatever we did that was wrong.
We can’t read minds so unless you can communicate with us verbally; we are not going to solve
any issues.
I hate it when you are in a relationship and a girl wants to dance with other guys.
Whenever in any other setting is it acceptable for a guy to put his genitals near or around
you?
Hmm – DAHECK!
You want to dance?
Dance with your girls.
Dance with your girlfriends.
Matter of fact don’t even – turn the radio on.
Turn the radio on and start dancing.
I hate it when girls are sloppy.
Sloppy is a variant of ratchet.
Okay, I understand.
You want to drink alcohol; you want to consume some alcoholic beverages, okay.
But don’t start throwing up all on the floor and now I have to walk you to the bath – c’mon.
Keep it classy.
I hate it when girls put on a show and act like their dumb when they are really not dumb.
I know you’re not dumb, okay?
I was in class with you a couple seconds ago.
Now you are talking to this guy and you are acting all stupid – okay, listen.
Stop acting like you’re dumb and give me the homework from yesterday because I was
absent.
I hate it when females are in a relationship that they know is going to end but they stay
in the relationship because it is convenient for them.
If you can’t see yourself being with this person long-term, you probably should not
be with that person.
A lot of girls will let it linger on and that’s when damage is done.
I hate it when girls lie.
Most of the questions that I ask I already know the answer to.
I’m just trying to verify the accuracy of your statements.
Stop lying all the time.
Lying is not okay.
It hurts trust in a relationship and with no trust there is no relationship.
I hate it when girls act stuck up.
Okay, you want Gucci and Gaba – what is it called?
You want Gucci stuff?
I will get you that so long as you know we are going to Taco Bell for dinner for the
next two weeks.
I have to drive a Lamborghini; you don’t even have a drivers’ license.
I personally don’t mind when girls ask me if they’re too fat because I’ll tell them.
You look about 17 pounds bigger than when we started dating.
I hate it when girls are insecure.
If I’m with you then I’m with you so what’s with you?
Stop asking me all these questions.
“Where we you last night?”
I was with you.
Stop nagging us all the time.
You know who asks questions?
Children, children ask questions.
“Well why?
Why?
Where?
Who?
Why?
Why?”
If we wanted a child you would be pregnant.
I hate it when girls make a wish on 11:11.
That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of in my life.
“Oh, all the numbers are 1s” – Shut up.
You know what I wish for on 11:11?
For you to stop being stupid.
I don’t hate feminists.
I don’t, I do not hate feminists.
Feminists fight for equality, not just for females too.
But I do hate women who want all the benefits of being a man and none of the responsibility.
We are at dinner.
The bill comes up and now what happened to all that equality, huh?
Rosa Parks?
Rosa Parks.
Was that a bad analogy?
Yes it was.
Effort okay?
This is a big one.
I hate it when girls don’t put as much effort into a relationship as you are.
If I’m going to go above and beyond the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, I expect you
to stop acting like a princess and move that Halo 3 over and do something.
That just happened.
I hate women who only date within their race.
You can learn so much from other cultures.
It should be a high school requirement because you can learn so much.
That’s what’s wrong with society now.
People aren’t learning from other cultures.
They’re just trying to do the dougie.
Stop.
That’s out of style anyways.
And of the flipside, I hate it when girls get upset at me because I dated outside of
my race.
#DAHECK.
Who the heck are you and how does who I date affect you ever?
Shut the heck up before I slap you.
I’m just joking.
Don’t ever slap a female.
I hate it when women say that I’m white because of the way that I talk, the way that
I dress, and the grades I have made in the past.
You know how ignorant you sound when you say that?
And I’m not just talking about white people.
To be honest, it’s more than just females; it’s everyone.
Being black is not the same as being from the ghetto.
Those are two entirely different things.
Yes, the hood is where a lot of our culture and community is but it’s not where our
whole community derives from.
I hate it when women cut their hair short and it normally happens right before they
go to college.
The general consensus among men is the longer the hair, the more attractive the female.
Just being honest.
Few women can pull off the short-hair look and chances are you’re not one of them.
I hate it when girls flirt a lot.
I see you flirting.
I can see that you’re flirting with other guys.
It shows up on my Facebook stream.
If we are in a relationship, you should not be flirting.
You should not be calling other guys babe, baby, love, lover, none of that.
I am the only person you should be calling that.
I understand that you are going to send smiley faces through text messaging to guys because
that’s how you operate, but can you please not use four explanation points in every text
that you send?
I hate it when girls have no sense of humor.
Sandwich jokes are funny.
I don’t care who you are.
Sandwich jokes are funny.
Matter of fact, if you are female and you are watching this, go make me a sand –
I hate it when women use men.
I know, you are very good looking.
You’re very attractive.
You’re about a 9.2 out of 10.
However, I’m not giving you the homework from last night mainly because the girl who
is putting on a show didn’t give it to me yet.
And how about when girls only call you when they need something?
“Are you good with computers?”
Uhh, yeah, it is nice talking to you too.
It’s been what?
Two three years?
And lastly, I hate women who only date older men.
I don’t discrimin-age.
Why should you?
Anyways, I still love all women, each and every one of you but what did I miss?
Leave a comment saying what I missed.
If you took offence to this video, first of all, shut the heck up.
Secondly, leave a video response and go make me a sandwich too while you are at it.
Ham and cheese, light mayo, Dijon honey mustard.
Anyways, hope you enjoyed the video.
New videos every Sunday.
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