Yes!
Pete Holmes, you got it!
Feel it! Yeah, in the Valley...
I was in The Hangover.
Well, I don't talk about that anymore, but I was.
Why don't you do that anymore?
That's the old Brody.
I'm gonna do this-- what do you think about this joke?
I'll do it here, and then I'll do it out there.
Here it is.
Uh, my television show, "Enjoy it!" it actually got reviewed on Rotten Tomatoes.
My TV show got reviewed on Rotten Tomatoes.
It got four pickles. Ha-ha-ha!
No, nothing? All right, four pickles is funny.
It got a laugh in the dressing--
I didn't know four pickles was good.
Way to hate, guys.
I'm gonna wing it, [BLEEP] it.
You got it! Positive push! I'm feeling great!
I'm intense, I get road rage at a car wash.
I've done it.
Give me wax!
Under armel-- what is it? Okay, Under Armour.
Whatever! I made a mistake! Edit it out!
Two VCRs and a Pause button, I'm Robert Rodriguez...
from Austin, Texas, home of South by Southwest!
We're in Hollywood. I'm from the Valley.
818 'til I die. You got it!
I'll take you up to Mulholland.
Okay, I'll take you up to Mulholland-- okay, stay w-- stop it!
I got a lot of things going on in my head!
I sleep on an air mattress.
It's depressing... literally. There's a hole in it.
I'm back! I'm back!
Yes!
Boom! Right there!
Chicago.
You got it! The big one, Chicago.
And why do you live in LA?
I want to make things.
He wants to make things, and you couldn't do it in Chicago?
All right, hard core, aggressive, let me bring it back down.
When my show did-- my show-- I had a show on Comedy Central.
And it actually got reviewed on Rotten Tomatoes.
Yeah, thank you.
Uh, it got four pickles, and uh--
New bit! New bit! I tried it out!
I mean, come on, you gotta give me a chuckle based off cadence alone!
I'm pushing it!
I'll kick the ceiling and wake the neighbor.
I need your energy. I'm gonna bring it down.
I like your style. You're a good guy.
You grew up here in LA.
Hey, it's okay.
What high school did you go to?
Pittsfield in Massachusetts.
Okay-- son of a bitch! Did you put him up to this?
Pittsfield, Illinois?
There's a-- is there a Pittsfield, Massachusetts?
Only three people back me on that?
You knew there was a Pittsfield, Massachusetts, am I correct?
Thank you.
Sorry that I'm doing this right now.
[BLEEP] that.
This crowd deserves me... not a notebook.
You deserve my energy, because I fought for this moment.
I won a contest and I got to be on this show.
Why are you clapping? You want me out of here?
I guess so.
Where are you from, Illinois?
I'm aggressive!
I get B.O. in the shower.
Classic bit, I'll never retire it!
Thank you very much, guys.
It went well. I think Meltdown and Brody--
It was a nice, uh, marriage tonight.
I forgot to do my joke out there.
CAMERA GIRL (O.S.): Which one?
My parents got divorced on eHarmony.
Parents... got divorced on eHarmony.
CAMERA GIRL (O.S.): It's good. I like it.