foreign
hey orange here's that ice water you
wanted what you doing
just making slime and making rhines
slime that's awesome yeah
i didn't have any baking soda though so
i just used some of this spare uranium
it seems to be working fine
um is it just me or did that slime just
move a little
well i didn't notice anything but then
again you're the expert when it comes to
oh little it is again there whoa
hey everybody get in here look at this
slime goo
oh whoa whoa whoa slime that
moves now that's crazy i say we poke it
with a toothpick
who's with me
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um i think the slime ate it well we
gotta try a bigger stick
obviously okay here it goes
oh man be careful little apple oh
what the wow what the heck
am i seeing things or did the slime just
grow
bigger yeah but only a little
orange that slime just ate our friend
that's uh that's not good
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oh man that's my boot i'm looking for
that thing
everyone listen up we got to stop that
thing quick
sure it's cute right now because it's
only eating small things but soon it's
going to get big enough to start eating
big things
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it's too late everybody run away from
the slime
where is the slime
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oh yeah well that's weird it was here
just a moment ago
things are looking up yeah i'm glad to
be rid of that murderous slime
um that's not what i meant
orange you made the slime think of
something think of a way to stop it
oh i got it i'll make some more slime
and then the two slimes will eat each
other
um
yeah either that or they'll join forces
to make an even bigger slime blob
come on orange think okay i have another
idea i'll make an even bigger blob of
slime that can easily devour the other
slime
dude i don't think that's gonna work
and you'd be
he right my ice water oh we need a good
idea orange
okay i got it no more making slime
okay okay i guess i'll keep thinking
oh we're out of time that slime has
devoured everything in the kitchen
well except those ice cubes wait
what did you say i said it's devoured
everything except that spilled glass of
ice water over there that's cold
you're right it is cold yeah i know
i think it was funnier when i said it
though no dude don't you see
the slime doesn't like cold things see
it avoided your ice cubes it avoided
frozen yogurt
and it avoided that bowl of chili well
that's a common misconception although
my name might suggest that i'm
chilly as in cold i'm actually
super hot oh maybe i should have
admitted that
god guys the freezer
that's our chance we just have to lure
it up there with something warm
i've been told that i have a very warm
smile
you really sacrifice yourself just to
save the rest of us
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let's hope this works
here it comes marshy get ready it worked
yeah go marshy
all right well
the slime isn't dead but at least it's
been stopped
yeah as long as the freezer stays cold
orange that's rude you shouldn't jump
out and scare the audience like
hey fruit lovers welcome welcome welcome
to a shocktoberrific episode of how to
now this week you asked us to show how
to make spooky slime
oh oh i know how to do this i'm a spooky
slime savant
all right if you say so take it away
step one
find the scariest looking house you've
ever seen and go inside
um orange once you're inside just follow
your nose to the worst smelling room in
the house
remember the worse the smell the
spookier the slime
orange no we're not telling our audience
to go into random scary houses
well i thought i was pretty clear about
that part and we're telling them how to
make
spooky slime oh gotcha anyway
here's the real step one apply some food
coloring
glue and that's not spooky if you want
spooky slime you gotta follow my advice
real actual step one find a booger
monster and ask him to blow his nose
orange that genuine spooky slime right
there you can't say it's snot
okay actually real actual step one make
safe edible slime
in the safety of your own home so for
real time one billion actual step one
go ahead and eat slime you find in
spooky places too all right
boogers are edible i do it all the time
oh gross
all right listen we're almost out of
time but here's the basics
glue water food coloring borax powder
boom you're done oh wow that is easy to
follow
yeah let me see if i can do it just five
ingredients right
four actually but who's counting no he
was definitely fine let's see
glue water food coloring borax powder
and
boom no no no no wait wait wait boom was
not part of the list
ah could you not i'm making slime
asmr and that really hurt my ears oh
i'm sorry if i'm irritating you
i shouldn't have talked into that
microphone like that it was
irresponsible of me
i'm sorry the chance to say that joke
was too irresistible
hey what did the baby slime say to its
mommy
i don't know what gaga oh
you know what a baby's favorite song is
right i'm afraid i don't
no baby slime
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great now the baby's awake and i have
that song stuck in my head for the rest
of the day
hey hey what's green and smells like
blue slime
i don't know what green slime
that's an awful joke i swear
it's not
hey hey lunch lady you know what the
worst thing about eating school lunch is
the food wow
i guess slime flies when you're having
pun
hey hey tony the tiger why do you love
slime jokes so much
because they're great
and what about you toucan sam why do you
love slime jokes so much
hmm i don't really know maybe i should
google it
hey hey slimy snail hey what should you
do when two snails have a fight
ah leave them to slug it out
hey hey slimer hey what's your favorite
carnival ride
is it the roller ghoster
oh you don't like my joke what you're
gonna do
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hey yo what you doing making slime yep
adding the glue right now i think that's
really cool
see i was always taught to respect my
elmers
that wasn't even funny i know it wasn't
my best joke but i'm sticking with it
hey fruit lovers orange and pear here
with an episode that's downright slime
fantastic
i prefer the term slimerific hmm slime
tacular
incredi slime well it's gonna be a great
episode no matter how you slime it but
today we're showing you
how to make slime printed out the recipe
take it away best friend
i'm not your best princess huh huh
where's my best friend y'all heard him
say it anyway
step one is to put some glue in a bowl
nah
you did it wrong you're supposed to put
the cereal in first then the glue
that's milk dude wait are you saying you
eat
glue well not without cereal what am i a
weirdo
not sure why i'm surprised by this you
are such an
eat glue kind of guy what do you mean
i'm not an eskimo
i didn't say you're an igloo kind of guy
i know but wouldn't it be cool if i was
step two add water before the cereal
there is no cereal dude and if you're
putting water on cereal you should be
banned from making cereal
yeah right next thing you know you're
gonna be telling me i'm not supposed to
put ketchup on my bagel you yeah
okay do not engage with impair remember
what your therapist said what was that
speak up i don't have any ears
moving along to step three which is to
add food coloring
orange fake it orange okay let me just
stop red i said
orange there is no orange food coloring
why not
there should be orange is a great color
relax
i'm just gonna i don't want yellow i
want orange
oh see what i did there i did it's
it's magic how'd you do that oh brother
and finally step four add borax
borax oh man i love that movie to my
wife dude that's not what i said okay
the dvd is win
mix it up i said borax dude
borax who's borax is he four aunt's
brother or something no
moret's brother be all like my wife
okay just mix it up and there we go
now it's time for step five make asmr
videos with it sure
do whatever you want actually that's
kind of quiet
gonna turn the volume all the way up
that's perfect
know what else is perfect for my wife
don't do that it's bad for the equipment
sorry i promise that's the last slime
it'll ever have fun well that does it
for today's episode
happy sliming everyone and before we go
i just want to give a shout out to one
very special viewer
oh who's that my life
you asked for fruit lovers again and
again and again and again
so here it is just in time for christmas
get ready to get good
and gooped
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christmas christmas christmas is a
wonderful time
boys and girls around the world get
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covered
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don't let it
um i've never heard of christmas goop
yeah what you talking about
everybody's doing the goop are they it
feels like christmas goop was just
something you made up one day
christmas goof has been around since
like forever haters haters haters say
that coop's not legit
they say it's not traditional and we
should just quit
but christmas poop is as old as
christmas itself
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just don't mistake it for fun
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i still don't get it like why why goop
people because it's christmas duh i know
it's christmas
but why goop them it makes no sense it
only makes sense if you have the
christmas spirit in your heart
pear what are you talking about wow i
guess we're gonna have to goop some
christmas spirit into you
what christmas spirit's not a thing
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some will say that it's weird
but it brings holiday
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once a year i've gotten gooped like a
hundred times already
listen i've had enough of christmas goop
you hear me
enough
oh christmas it's a wonderful gift
it's on every child's list
he got in my mouth
you