• From panicking over allergies, to being judged by someone’s whole family, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit “Most embarrassing
thing that’s happened to you on a date” – I’mMelissa} and today I’ll be your
narrator
10 – thomas555999777 Zaraganba The most embarrassing thing that happened
to Zaraganba on a date was when he took a girl to the movies.
Everything was going great until his date began to have an allergic reaction to an ingredient
in the popcorn.
She started choking and going blue in the face and wheezing.
Zaraganba was young and had no idea what to do.
So instead of staying calm and getting help, he panicked, and fainted on the floor next
to her.
Luckily they both recovered physically, but he will always carry the mental scars from
that day.
9 - pastaterrylord Nixxiom Nixxiom had just started studying at college
when he met a girl and asked her on a date.
She asked if they could go to the most expensive restaurant in town.
He hesitated but said ‘sure, why not’.
When he got to the restaurant, the girl had already arrived and ordered the most expensive
food and drinks.
Halfway through the night, she randomly started accusing Nixxiom of being emotionally abusive
and wasting her time.
All of the other diners overheard and looked at him in disgust.
She stormed out and Nixxiom was forced to pay for the entire meal.
He didn’t even have a chance to eat anything.
8 – King_Kasshoku Grgak One summer, Grgak and Melon were having a
lovely dinner at a restaurant when Grgak’s sister and young niece happened to walk by.
His niece jumped up to give Grgak a hug, but accidentally kicked him straight in his nuts.
When he turned around to walk it off, he stumbled into a pole that smashed into his dong.
He screamed and pulled his pants down to make sure he hadn’t done any serious damage to
his equipment, forgetting that he was in a restaurant full of people.
Surprisingly he was okay, and managed to laugh it off and enjoy the rest of his meal.
7 – ygaz SpinalPalm, Proton, Gooby SpinalPalm and his girlfriend Princess Proton
were supposed to be going on a double date with Dolan and Gooby.
At the last minute, Dolan was unable to go, so the three of them went bowling.
When Spinalpalm went to the counter to book a lane for three people, the man behind the
counter decided to announce over the loudspeaker that Spinalpalm was on a date with two girls.
Everyone in the bowling alley cheered and clapped, but the three of them face palmed
and had a very awkward bowling session.
6 –Brodes22 Ladybot, Sharpie Ladybot and her girlfriend Sharpie once went
on a date to a movie theatre to see the movie Taken 3.
During the movie, Ladybot excused herself and went to the bathroom.
When she came back from the bathroom, a guy had taken her seat.
She yelled, “What the hell are you doing with my girl!?”
She looked closer only to realise she had screamed at an elderly man AND she was in
the wrong cinema.
She bumped into the old man after the movie, who found it very funny and told Sharpie everything.
5 –The_Milk_Man1034 Hellbent Hellbent once went on a date that went really
well.
Shortly after the date, he had to have an operation that left him in hospital for a
few months.
When he finally got out of the hospital, he asked the girl out again and she said yes.
They went to a Chilly’s and things were going well.
Hellbent’s stomach started making noises but he kept trying to ignore it.
Just after their meals arrived, Hellbent couldn’t hold back any more and vomited blood all over
the table and passed out.
He woke up in the hospital and texted his date to say sorry.
He never got a reply.
4 -Sarahbeara13 Snewpee Snewpee was dating someone once, who decided
it was a good idea to break up with her in the middle of a meal at a fancy restaurant.
The person told Sneewpee that they didn’t want to see her anymore, and she started crying.
The waiters were still bringing them food to their table while she tried to hide her
tears.
Suddenly all the other diners started clapping and yelling ‘congratulations’.
They thought that Snewpee and her date had just got engaged, and that’s why she was
crying.
She left in the middle of the meal, confused and upset.
3 – Lobster_Bodyslam Ramona Ramona and a girl she was dating at the time
went on a date to a restaurant they had heard good things about.
After the date, they were driving back to her house, which was about 35 minutes away.
Ramona’s stomach started rumbling, apparently something was not agreeing with her.
She decided to let out a quiet fart to relieve herself, but that’s when it went horribly
wrong.
She accidentally pooped her pants.
It was the longest drive she ever had to endure, and by the time they arrived at her apartment,
her date had figured out what happened.
Luckily they had a good laugh about it, but she will never live it down.
2 – Kookiegirl199 Doopie When Doopie was in 8th grade, she agreed to
go on a date with a boy for Valentine’s Day.
When she met him at the cinema, things got awkward when she realised he had brought his
whole family with him.
His mom asked him "Why would you go out with a skinny girl like her, you should get a wider
girl who has a better appetite."
Doopie insisted that she has a great appetite, she just doesn’t get fat easily.
Then his brother started accusing her of stealing soda from him at school.
Her date and his family gave her the most evil glare.
Needless to say she never saw him again.