(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
LADY ROCHESTER: Oh, Rex. Say it again.
My darling, my love for you
is deeper than ten thousand oceans.
Oh, Rex...
(GROGGY GROANING)
I didn't have anything to eat over at my place.
Mind if I dig through your fridge?
(LOUD GULPING)
(SMACKING LIPS)
How old is this milk?
(EXCITED GASP)
(KNOCKING)
Oh, hi, Minnie.
Guess what? I got you private finishing school lessons!
Meet your instructor, Wadsworth Thorndyke the Third!
Uh, hi. I'm Mickey Mouse.
Charmed. Hmph!
Well, toodaloo!
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Who's ready to land a whopper?
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
From the top.
How now brown cow.
(SCREAMING)
(WHIMPERING)
WADSWORTH THORNDYKE III: Ah-hem...
Presenting... Michel Francois Mouse.
How do you do?
Oh, such a fancy gentleman.
You'll get my bill.
Oh, Mickey!
Michel.
Oh, right, Michel.
(SNORTY GIGGLES)
Come on!
Romance is served.
MICKEY: Baloney sandwiches?
Ugh! Well, perhaps I can dress them up with a little truffle oil.
(BELL TINKLING)
Minifred, where is your butler?
I don't have a butler.
What? Baloney sandwiches? No servants?
Madam, I'm afraid this relationship is at an end.
(STARTLED WHIMPERING)
If you'll excuse me, I'm late for my club.
Michel! Wait!
(WAILING)
I've turned my sweet Mickey into a monster.
I have to find someone to change him back, but who?
(GOOFY GROANING)
Ding dang bucket!
I see pork bellies are up over three points.
Splendid. Quite.
Don't mind us, folks. Just pretend like we was never here.
Did you get the stuff?
It's all here.
Cheese doodles, a whoopee cushion,
a box of frozen waffles, and everything else you asked for.
Thank you.
Now remember, no matter what you hear, do not open this door.
MICKEY: How dare you? Unhand me.
(MICKEY YELLING) (BUMPS AND KNOCKS)
(HORNS TOOTING)
Hiya, Minnie!
(JUBILANT MUSIC PLAYING) (EXCITED GASP)
(SMOOCHING)
Oh, I'm sorry. Who needs Michel when I have Mickey Mouse.
Aww, shucks!
(SNORTY GIGGLES)
(WHISTLING WITH PIANO MUSIC)