- We're back!
- Yeah, yeah we are.
What are we doing?
- We're playing The Sims.
- I know that, but what are we doing in The Sims?
(dramatic music)
I'm willing to put Shane and I's differences aside.
- Yeah.
- If it means killing those (beeping) Try Guys.
- We're gonna merc 'em.
- Every second they're breathing is a second
that I'm not happy, and they need to die.
- Zack's just a little boy in this game,
but I don't care.
I'm gonna watch that little boy die.
How bout this, okay?
Let me pitch you this.
We break up their marriage. - Great, love it.
- We have you propose to Mimsy.
- [Ryan] Awesome.
- You and Mimsy are gonna get married.
It's gonna be the event of the century.
- Yeah, sounds good.
- Everybody in town is gonna come to this wedding.
- Yes, yes!
- They get married.
- The Red Wedding?
- It's our own Red Wedding.
- Yes, yes!
- The Try Guys, the Landgraabs, everybody in town.
- You know what, Shane?
- They're all gonna die.
- Shane.
- Maybe we'll kill ourselves at the end.
- Oh my God, I love it.
What do you think about what I did to you, Shane?
Is that you want you thought?
- It was brilliant.
I was very pleased. - Thank you.
- It's exactly the amount of respect the hot dog deserves,
which is 100% respect from you.
- It's almost sad that that's what you're taking.
You're projecting your own wants and needs
onto a scenario, which inherently is a sad thing.
- So let's go through our action items here.
Number one, break up Mimsy and her stupid husband.
- Sure.
- Number two, get Ryan to propose to Mimsy,
or the other way around.
- Aw. - It's 2018.
We gotta initiate the wedding, invite everybody in town,
including The Try Guys. - And Kelsey.
- And Kelsey. - Aw, thanks guys.
- And then we lock the door. - Yeah.
- And then we set the building on fire.
- After the vows.
- Sure, and everyone burns.
Everything burns.
- While we laugh.
What a bunch of cool dudes.
- Wait.
- Why are you not in your prison?
- Is there a way we can, instead of his prison,
just put him in a glass box, like out on the parkway?
That way, people walking by could be like,
what's going on here?
- Can you put Andrew's urn in there?
- Just to remind him. - Just to remind him
of what he's done.
- Can he interact with any, can he sob?
- Mourn Andrew, yeah, there we go.
(laughing)
Those are some golden expensive tears
falling from Steven Lim's eyeballs.
("My Heart Will Go On")
Get a hold of yourself.
You're in view of the public now.
Is there a way you can make Sim Ryan and Shane come out,
and just like come look at it?
- Yeah, we can check it out.
Now it changed to very sad.
(laughing)
- Can we say it again?
I'm not, I lost interest. - You can if you want.
- I went for a jog in the garden.
- We tap on the glass.
- No, can't do it.
- It's a sad dude right there.
- Oh, sorry, Steven.
The jacket still looks great, though.
- The jacket looks good.
His hair looks pretty good,
considering he probably hasn't taken a shower
in a long time.
Why am I angry all of a sudden?
- You're listening to some rage music.
- This Sim Ryan really sucks. - This is like angry K-Pop.
- I hate this Sim Ryan.
Maybe we should put him in the fire.
- I'm happy to die in the fire.
- Yeah, maybe we should die in the fire.
That'd be a good ending.
- Yeah.
- You need to take a sleep.
- I'm sleeping, and then let's focus on this--
- I got a big day ahead of me.
- Ooh, yeah, VR time, baby.
- Oh, yeah, look, he's firing it up.
- Let's go to the other place.
- Look at the gesticulation.
- This is my favorite VR game.
I play this all the time at home.
Stack the boxes. - Stack 'em.
- What's be gross?
(upbeat music)
Fart in his box?
Have him fart in his box.
(upbeat music)
(farting)
(laughing)
He's farting in his glass box.
Smells like truffles.
(Sim singing Simlish)
He's singing in a box of his own farts.
- Ryan's almost ready to go.
It's 1:00 AM.
- That's prime ghost hunting time.
- That's when Mimsy prowls.
- Wake your ass up, Ryan.
- That's prime Mimsy time.
- So apparently, the first thing you wanted to do
was play chess.
- I do like chess.
- Where the hell's Mimsy?
- A good 2:00 AM chess game.
- Who am I playing with?
- No one. - Yourself.
- Heh, check me, Ryan.
(beeping) Ryan.
Dammit.
- Mimsy! - There she is.
And she's feeling flirty.
- Ask about being dead.
It's so romantic. - Let's ask about being dead.
- It's so romantic.
- That seems like something Ryan would ask.
- Sure, I would ask about being dead.
I ask ghosts that all the time, actually.
- Yeah, what's it like being dead?
- Well, let's watch Ryan run to his lady love.
- It often makes me wonder if I'm dead right now.
- Sometimes I wonder if I've been dead before.
- I wonder that, too.
- And I just don't know about it.
- You guys ever read Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge?
- Oh, yes, I have. - Yeah.
- No.
- It's good.
- Here he comes, ready to steal your girl.
- Here we go.
- [All] Oh!
- Oh (beeping)
- Oh, sparks are flying. - That was a greeting
that I did not tell her to have.
- That was smooth. - It was good.
This is nerveracking.
- Can we talk about the cold temperature?
- Oh yeah, and then brighten her day.
- Okay, we'll be like, oh well, you have a great day, Mimsy.
- There is so much stakes involved in this,
because if she doesn't fall in love with me,
we can't kill anybody.
- Here we go.
She was into it.
- Oh, ooh she did a little bit of that.
- Oh, look, the bar went up.
- Let's flirt, let's start just, flirt train.
- Lay it on, lay it on hard.
- Romance, yes.
- Lay it on heavy.
- Bed, she's talking beds.
- Give her a romantic gift.
You have a portrait, I believe that is of her.
Uh oh, we don't wanna give away that.
- What?
- Well, that's his proof.
You wanna give away his proof?
- Yeah.
She'll find it very sweet.
If Ryan Bergara is giving his ghost girlfriend
the only photo of a ghost he has?
- Well, here's the thing.
If I marry her, I have certification
that proves a ghost is real.
- That's right.
- It doesn't matter.
We're all gonna die. - What, no, Mimsy.
Oh, she's back, okay.
- What was that?
- He's a little tense because he was startled by a ghost.
- Pull it together, Ryan.
We got people to kill.
- Ooh, that's beautiful, isn't it? (laughing)
- Hahaha, good.
- Okay. - Kiss her hands.
Wait, sexy pose?
- Oh, she just gave me a flower.
- I want sexy pose.
I want kiss hands.
- Okay, this feels weird that I'm chiming into this now.
I'm gonna sit on the sidelines here.
- Oh, give relationship advice.
- No, don't do that.
- Yeah, no, no.
'Cause you're probably like,
hey, that guy you're married to?
He kinda sucks.
- But what if I say, like I actually help them?
- No, no, no, non.
- Exchange numbers.
She has access to a--
- You can call her at any time.
- She has access to a cell service?
- Yeah.
- Is there like a ghost Verizon Wireless?
(dialup modem connecting)
- It's only a matter of time before that's--
- No, Mimsy! - No, she'll come back.
- You struck out, bud.
- Only a matter of time before that scoundrel shows up.
- She's haunting something.
- She's in the in between.
- There she is! - There she is, great.
- What the (beeping)?
She's gotta stop doing that.
- Kiss her hand. - Kiss her hands, Ryan.
- Okay, that seems a little heavy,
but let's see what happens.
- But let's see.
This is a big gamble, but.
- Whoo, sorry, Mimsy.
I'm in the middle of an engaging story.
- If she responds positively to this,
then we are in and the marriage is gonna happen.
I know it.
(Kelsey gasping)
- Ah.
- Yes.
- Oh wow. - Wow.
I actually--
- It's all happening now.
- I broke out of an engaging story to myself
to do that, so she should be proud.
- Tell her a dirty joke.
Wait, no, sexy pose.
- Sexy pose?
- Sexy pose will probably be okay.
- I wanna know what that looks like.
- Yeah, you can do sexy pose.
- Sexy pose?
- Yeah, we wanna see Ryan do a sexy pose.
- Oh, I'm doing a sexy pose?
- Oh, yeah, you're gonna do it for her.
- She sprayed perfume on you.
- Oh, that's your? (laughing)
That was your sexy, ooh, she was into it.
She's very into the sexy, first kiss!
- Ooh! - Oh no.
- Whoa.
- That's her husband!
That's her husband.
(all yelling)
- As her stupid husband walks by.
Yeah, get out of the mansion, you coward.
- Oh my God.
I feel dirty.
What has happened?
It's okay.
It's all, I gotta remind myself.
- It's all part of the plan.
- So I can watch the skin burn off those (beeping)
Try Guys' skeletons. - Just melt.
- Important stuff right here. - Yeah. (gasping)
Yes, yes. - Which one?
- Ask to be girlfriend.
- Okay.
- Wait, what was the other option?
- Woohoo in a bush.
- In a bush?
Well, now she's Ryan's girlfriend, so.
- Yeah, what the hell?
And all it took was one conversation?
- Wait, I swear to God, he just said, Mimsy.
(dramatic music)
- [Ryan Sim] Mimsy.
- Ooh. - Whoa, Ryan.
- This is so weird.
- Is the bush option?
Yep, let's go.
- Kill the Try Guys, kill the Try Guys.
- Bush?
- Gotta remember, it's all about killing the Try Guys.
- Ryan, pay attention, 'cause this part
is gonna be big.
- Oh! - Ooh.
- It was purple.
Ryan is in the bush.
- Let's make sure we have this woman
playing Chassidy in the frame.
- Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
(laughing)
- This is like, ah, yeah,
a couple of raccoons fighting in there.
- She's like, I don't,
I think there might be a man having sex with a ghost
in that bush.
(Ryan snorting)
(laughing)
Well, see you later, folks.
I gotta go take a shower.
(laughing)
- It's still occurring here.
- They're still going.
- I thought it was usually shorter in the game.
Oh, God. - Jesus Christ.
(fireworks exploding)
- What would it be like?
- Get on with it, sir.
- You just got an achievement for having sex with a ghost.
- How does it even work?
I hope I used protection.
That's gonna be a very haunted bush.
- She's already married,
so we have to get them to break up.
- How do we do that?
(Ryan groaning)
- Ah, Mimsy. - In order to marry her.
- If I just had sex with a ghost for no reason,
I'm gonna be so upset.
- It looks like, from the calendar, tomorrow.
- It's their anniversary?
- It's love day.
- Man, that poor Bernard.
He's gonna get broken up with before Valentine's Day.
- Here what it says on The Sims Wiki.
Bernard is a ghost who haunts the Von Haunt Estate,
alongside Mimsy, his fellow departed wife.
He lived in the estate prior to his death with Mimsy,
in an arranged marriage.
- Convince to leave spouse!
- Oh, there you go. - Okay, great, great.
What if he just walks up to her and says,
yo, your husband's a loser.
It's Love Day.
Oh, convincing you to leave your husband on Love Day
is really good.
That's really wonderful.
Ooh, what up?
- Okay, here it is, here it is.
- Oh, man, this is, I'm so nervous.
Please.
- Yeah?
Yeah?
("In the Hall of the Mountain King")
(kazoo buzzing)
Apple Pie! - Oh my.
- Convince Mimsy to leave her spouse.
- This is too easy, this is too easy.
- Where's Bernard? - Where is he?
What is going on?
- I'd love to just rub it in his stupid face.
It's not there yet.
Can only, in your household, I see.
- So we need to ask her to move out.
- Let's leave her with like a sexy pose.
Oh, yeah, we can ask her to move out.
- Is it there?
("In the Hall of the Mountain King")
- I don't see it. - Damn it.
- But I feel like there's a way.
- I've just been chilling this whole time.
- Yeah, I'm doing all the work here.
- I mean.
(jazzy music)
Yeah, take a (beeping). - Great.
All right.
(Shane laughing)
Good stuff.
Ooh.
Dropped a lovely deuce.
- He's very flirty.
- Just convinced that lady to leave her ghost husband.
I'm gonna go take a (beeping).
(laughing)
Is that Landgraab? - I feel like you're hungry.
That is, that's Geoffrey Landgraab.
- He's gonna be at the wedding.
- Yeah, we should meet him.
- Go introduce yourself to him, so he'll be like,
yeah, I'm getting married soon.
You should stop by.
Get to know him.
- This looks like a guy who would give me a conversation
on my front lawn that I don't wanna hear.
- Yeah, this guy's a real (beeping) square.
- Yes, yes.
What up?
- Wait, why did they just kiss cheeks?
- Ryan's very European.
- Is that like a Love Day thing?
- Am I European?
- Oh, maybe it is Love Day.
- How's it going, Ryan?
(Sims and Shane speaking Simlish)
- He has such a deep voice.
- See, I was imagining more like an (imitating whiny voice).
How's it going?
You guys doing something different with your grass?
- I can't wait for this guy to die.
- All right, I'm already bored.
- Yeah.
- I'm trying to figure out how to get Mimsy
into our household.
- I think we invite her over, let her stay the night,
let her get acquainted with the place,
keep on smooching.
You gotta keep the smooches going.
- Yeah.
- Always smooching, ABS, always be smooching.
(smooth jazz music)
And then, after she's there for awhile,
why you even going back to your house
where your ex-husband is?
Why would you go back there?
- Remember, though, we do have a goal here.
- Yes.
- Mimsy is now, she's on board, I think.
- She's your girlfriend.
- She's in your grasp.
- She's within our grasp, which sounds creepy,
because it is.
It's all part of a greater goal,
which is to set that chapel on fire,
with the Try Guys inside,
as well as the rest of the town, including Kelsey.
- No survivors.
- Tune in next week, to see what goes down
on In Control with these people.
- And Kelsey.
(whimsical music)
- Hey, Unsolved is on a new channel.
And now your part.
- [Unison] Subscribe here.
- That was my part.