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We're counting down our picks for the top 10 patrick star moments
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For this list we'll be looking at the funniest and most iconic moments involving SpongeBob SquarePants best friend
SpongeBob: (in Southern accent) Alright Pinhead. Your time is up.
Patrick: Who you callin' "pinhead".
Number 10, "Its Not My Wallet
Spongebob: Alright, Man Ray. Are you ready for goodness school?
Granted it was probably a bad idea from the beginning to include Patrick in any scenario that involves teaching someone to be good because the
starfish's ignorance has been known to irritate even the most patient of people. So you can imagine why a
supervillain like Man Ray was pushed over the edge while Spongebob tries to show the evildoer how to be nice
He asks Patrick to take part in a little role-playing where man ray tries to return his dropped wallet
Let's just say it doesn't go so well.
Man Ray: Then take it.
Patrick: Its not my wallet.
Man Ray: *grunts* You gosh darn take the wallet or I'll rip your arms off!
Spongebob: Ah. Wrong!
Number 9, "Not Until Four".
Patrick: *screams* Oof!
Sandy: See! that's why you always pay attention to the mountain.
You can always count on Patrick to blurt out the most nonsensical
Things even in times of crisis, when a sand boarding accident causes Spongebob to be sent plummeting towards the ground,
Sandy yells out instructions on how to minimize the damage. Patrick chimes in, and what comes out of his mouth is not very helpful.
We do learn, however, see that he does have something of a schedule for a stupidity as he's got to go and be an idiot
somewhere at four. I wonder how that turned out?
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4.
*crash* *shatter*
Number eight, "Where's The Leak Ma'am?".
Spongebob: Aww. Look at him. Ain't he a doll! All he needs is a tie.
Patrick really got the short end of the stick when SpongeBob's crudely drawn evil doppelganger came to life and started wreaking all kinds of havoc!
Not that we particularly mind because every time he gets hurt in this episode
It is rather hilarious. One such example is when SpongeBob and Patrick are stuck down a hole of DoodleBob's making.
Obviously thinking that it wasn't enough, he decides to drop a doodle wrench on Patrick's head. From the impact,
We can only guess that it's just as heavy as a real one.
SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick!
Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am.
Number seven, "Push It Somewhere Else".
SpongeBob: I saw it! It was big! it was all wiggly!
The wake of a giant worm attack the citizens of Bikini Bottom fear for their lives while thinking up solutions
Patrick comes up with the initially rejected plan of pushing the entire city to a different location
As it turns out while the residents seem to have faith in spongebob and Sandy's ability to catch the worm
they
Immediately fall back on Patrick's plan this turns out to be a good idea with a poor execution as by the end of the episode
Bikini Bottom winds up getting crushed under said worm a for effort though
Number six Wumbo I'd like to speak to Murphy
Is wumbo even a word Patrick seems to think so after accidentally shrinking Squidward with mermaidman stolen utility belt
spongebob seeks Patrick's advice on how to fix the problem his solution is turning the m insignia upside down into a w
Essentially turning it from many to wumbo in fact Patrick seems to be an expert on the subject
With his excessive knowledge in wumbology as it happens his argument falls to pieces when he too is shrunk down to minuscule size
so much for Wumbo
Number 5 finland
Doodle bob strikes again?
literally and this time he's armed with a bowling ball
as Spongebob and patrick try to figure a way out of the hole after recovering from the wrench to the head
Doodle manages to literally splatter Patrick into several pins with just a single throw we're guessing that it must have hurt
Because when spongebob asks if he's okay, he responds like this
You okay Patrick?
FINLAND!!!
Either Patrick has quite the concussion, or he was hit so hard that he actually ended up in said Nordic country
number 4 inner machinations
Besides if I showed you what was inside it wouldn't be a secret anymore
Duh Patrick and his antics surrounding the mysterious box that seemed to cause him an endless amount of joy made for one of the funniest
Episodes of the series mainly due to both spongebob and the audience's growing desire to see what exactly he was hiding in there Patrick
Doesn't make it easy though. Even lecturing his friend that he couldn't comprehend
What's inside since his innermost thoughts are far too complex for your average under-seat folk?
This is perfectly encapsulated with a visual representation of a carton of spilled milk yep
That's Patrick alright the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Number 3, the ugly barnacle
Oh Hi Patrick. I'm Confused
Yes a hill. Patrick, Everyone is running away from me.
Patrick may truly care for his friend deep down, but in terms of offering moral support
He is the last person you should go to when spongebob ends up with horrendously bad breath
Civilians start running away from him in order to avoid the smell, but thanks to a few offhand remarks by Patrick
He starts to believe it's because he's ugly.
Patrick being the sensitive soul that he is tries to cheer him up with a story about an ugly barnacle
Except it ends up having the complete opposite effect.
Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End
Number two is mayonnaise an instrument is mayonnaise an instrument
No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument with Patrick's IQ being what it is
You can imagine that his knowledge of musical instruments is about as low as everything else when
Squidward gathers the main residents of Bikini Bottom together to form a marching band
He asks if anyone has any previous experience with any kinds of instruments
As it happens Patrick does indeed have a back catalogue just as long as you count mayonnaise and horseradish as actual experience
We may never actually get to see him play any condiments, but it can't be denied. He is a natural drummer
Before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions
Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner you mean like a weenie, okay?
I love you.
Think you laid it on a kinky bit thick there, Oh pal number one. No, this is Patrick is this the Krusty Krab
No, this is Patrick.
Not since Leonidas is signature war cry has a phrase been uttered with so much conviction that it resonates within the hearts of warriors
everywhere
So in this case it's because it's just playing funny taking on board as a staff member at the Krusty Krab
Patrick tries his hand working the phone however as customers call in and ask if they're indeed calling the right establishment Patrick gives
What can only be considered a legendary response if you didn't know his name before you will after this?
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