Now this driver, with no regard for safety.
[screaming]
Well, at least he had his seatbelt on.
[screaming]
Oh! Me! Me!
Sting me, over here! Blast me your venom!
Zap me with your pain juice!
Sting me!
They're the ones asking--
[screaming]
Gee, Squidward.
Maybe you should get some life insurance.
What are you yammering about?
Wow! All this supporting is making me hungry.
Hey everybody, let's go get a Krabby Patty.
[cheering]
Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor,
as long as they can get their instant gratification.
That was a great speech, Squidward.
Just listen to me!
I'm not supposed to be here!
I gotta get home to my own time period!
I gotta go!
Well, why didn't you just ask?
The time machine is down the hall to the left.
Ah ha ha.
Oops.
Oh, yeah, that one's the can opener.
Try the one on the right.
Mr. Squidward, clean up in the head!
[groaning]
Hey, Squidward.
Also clean up here.
[whimpering]
- Hey Squidward. - I said clean up!
- Squidward! - Squidward.
Hey Squidward.
[groaning]
Don't just lay there!
Clean up!
[screaming]
Do you hear me?!
Holy fish paste!
Get it off me!
[gasping]
Don't you know how to work that thing?
Uh, I can do it!
[screaming]
[mumbling]
[screaming]
Stop!
And a one and a two and one, two, three, four.
Okay, New theory.
Maybe we should play so quietly,
no one can hear us.
Hey!
How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon?
If you ask me...
[screaming]
So, are you going to try that again?
Probably.
[screaming]
How about now?
- Um... - No! No, they're not.
Phew.
[screaming]
Now listen!
Ahem.
Who so ever sets foot on the flying Dutchman's ship,
uninvited or otherwise, shall become members
of his ghostly crew forever!
And uh...
ever!
Will we be getting business cards?
[screaming]
Ha ha...
[buzzing]
Blech! Ow.
Stupid jellyfish! Beat it!
Whoa! Waaa...
[grunting]
[screaming]
Uh oh.
Squidward, you can eat all those patties at one time!
Squidward!
What's gonna happen?
Am I gonna blow up?
No. Worse.
It'll go right to your thighs!
My thighs?
And then you'll blow up.
Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.
Krabby Patty!
Oh!
Alright, I am gonna...
I don't know what I'm gonna do but...
She'll be coming around the Krabby Patty when she comes.
[screaming]
SpongeBob, you nincompoop!
You broke my face! Don't just stand there! Help me!
I need a doctor!
[humming]
Gotcha.
Now, just one quick flick of the wrist and...
Ow!
[groaning]
[humming]
[slurping]
[mumbling]
They don't all have to like the same thing.
Don't go.
While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it.
You know, it's not often I get to make one like this.
I want to see the look on their face
when they take that first bite.
Hmm.
Hey, Squidward! You know what?
Look! We forgot to switch the closed sign to open!
It's almost like we could've taken the whole day off!
[laughing]
No. Like that.
[growling]
[screaming]
[roaring]
[screaming]
Squidward! Are you okay?
No.
Quick!
Jump inside our anti-seabear circle before he comes back!
Yeah! Seabears often attack more than once.
Are you crazy?
A dirt circle won't stop that monster!
I'm running for my life!
No!
[screaming]
Don't run! Seabears hate that!
Thanks for the tip.
I guess I'll just limp home then.
No!
[screaming]
Patrick was just about to figure out
where the last piece of this puzzle goes.
Won't you, Patrick?!
Who's the green guy?
It's the last piece of the puzzle!
There's only one place it can go!
Right here!
[gasping]
Squidward, it wasn't your turn.
That's cheating.
Cheating? It's a jigsaw puzzle!
You can't cheat!
Oh, it's okay. We'll just start over.
[mumbling]
I gotta get outta here!
Come back, Squidward! Don't do this!
Would you stop shaking it?!
[screaming]
[groaning]
No. No. No. No!
[mumbling]
[grunting]
[groaning]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[groaning]