>> IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY DAY THERE IS A NEW MASS SHOOTING BUT TURN
ON THE TV AND THE SOLUTION IS CRISTING CLEAR.
>> WE SHOULD ARM THE GOOD GUYS.
HETHER IN DEMIES OR A CLASSROOM.
>> THE ONLY THING THAT STOPS A BAD GUY WITH A GUN --
>> IS A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.
GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.
ONE GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.
IS A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.
SOUNDS LIKE A FOOLPROOF PLAN.
TIME TO DO MY DUTY.
IT'S TIME TO BECOME JORDAN KLEPPER, GOOD GUY WITH A GUN!
THE FIRST THING ANY GOOD GUY WITH A GUN NEEDS IS HIS
CONCEALED HANDGUN LICENSE WHICH, IN OBAMA'S NEW YORK CITY IS
ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO GET.
LUCKILY, IT'S SUPER EASY IN FLORIDA.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO (BLEEP) LIVE THERE.
YOU CAN JUST MAIL IN AN APPLICATION AND ONCE THAT GETS
APPROVED IT INSTANTLY BECOMES VALID IN THESE 30 STATES.
SO ALL I HAVE TO DO TO QUALIFY FOR MY HANDGUN LICENSE IS BUY A
STAMP AND PASS ANY N.R.A. GUN SAFETY COURSE.
BUCKLE UP, BUTTER CUP, DADDY'S PACKIN'.
I'VE COME TO THE NOARNLG FIREARMS ACADEMY TO PRACTICE
WITH CEE LO GREEN IMPERSONATOR CHIEF DICKERSON.
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
>> WE HAVE SOME HANDGUNS.
THIS IS A GLOCK MODEL 19.
>> WHICH ONE DOES THIS GOOD GUY GET?
>> THIS ONE.
SERIOUSLY?
THIS MUSTARD-COLOR TOY?
>> THAT IS A PLASTIC TRAINING GUN AND WE'RE GOING TO KEEP IT
POINTING IN THE SAME DIRECTION AS THOUGH IT WERE A REAL
FIREARM.
IT'S CALLED MUZZLE DISCIPLINE TO KNOW WHERE THE MUZZLE IS
POINTING AT ALL TIMES.
>> I DON'T HAVE MUZZLE DISCIPLINE.
JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW.
I'M A WILDCARD, DON'TO BAY RULES.
>> YOU HAVE TOIO TO OBEY ALL THE RULES WHEN IT COMES TO A
FIREARM.
I'M A RULE BREAKER.
>> DON'T BREAK THESE RULES BECAUSE SOMEONE COULD DIE OR YOU
COULD BECOME INCARCERATED.
>> TEACH ME HOW TO SHOOT A GUN.
CHIEF BROKE DOWN ALL THE KEY POINTS OF FIREARM SAFETY LIKE
AIMING.
>> CONTACT ON THE GRIP.
WRAP THOSE AROUND.
THAT'S HOW YOU AIM.
>> SUCK ON THIS METAL.
NOT LIKE THAT.
KEEP THE GUN JUST LIKE THAT.
>> CAN'T TALK WITH A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH.
>> NO, NOT TURN THE GUN SIDEWAYS.
KEEP THE GUN VERTICAL, UP AND DOWN.
>> IF I HOLD IT LIKE THIS, CAN I STILL SAY "SUCK ON THIS PIECE"?
>> NO, GOOD GUYS DON'T TELL BAD GUYS TO SUCK ON THEIR PIECE
BEFORE THEY SHOOT THEM.
>> WHAT DO THEY DO?
TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THEN I WAS AMBUSHED BY A GRUELING WRITTEN EXAM, THREE
ENTIRE PAGES, DOUBLE-SIDED, MULTIPLE CHOICE.
STOP FIDDLING WITH IT.
YOU WILL BREAK IT OFF.
WHAT MY MOM USED TO SAY.
THE TEST CONTAINED BRAIN BUSTERS LIKE TRUE OR FALSE, ALWAYS KEEP
YOUR GUN POINTED IN A SAFE DIRECTION.
>> THAT'S A QUESTION.
PRETTY MUCH A NO-BRAINER.
TRUE.
>> YEAH.
IT WAS TOUGH BUT, LUCKILY, I HAD A FEW BULLETS UP MY SLEEVE.
>> YOU A CHER FAN,d I DO NOT LIKE CHER.
MORE FOR ME.
ONLY ONE THING BETWEEN ME, CHER AND SAVING AMERICAN LIVES,
FIRING AN ACTUAL, FOR REAL-LIFE HANDGUN.
TURNS OUT I'M A (BLEEP)ING NATURAL.
>> ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE HOW YOU DID.
>> I WAS TRYING TO HIT HIM IN THE DICK BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME
A CROTCH.
>> JUST WANT TO KEEP THE SHOTS IN THE CENTER OF THE TARGET.
>> MAKE THE TARGET BIGGER SO THE CROTCH IS IN THE CENTER.
RIGHT HERE IS JUST TOTAL CROTCH.
>> RIGHT NOW WE'RE JUST TRYING TO KEEP OUR SHOTS IN THE CENTER
OF THE TARGET.
>> SO -- HOW DID I DO?
GOOD TO.
GO YOU PASSED.
>> I COME BACK TOMORROW, WE CONTINUE THE TRAINING?
>> IF YOU WANT TO TRAIN MORE, BUT THIS IS GOOD.
>> THIS IS IT?
YOU'RE A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.
THERE YOU GO.
>> I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
I HAD GONE FROM GUN IDIOT TO IDIOT WITH A GUN, LICENSED TO
CARRY A CONCEALED WEAPON IN MOST TO HAVE THE COUNTRY AND PROBABLY
IN YOUR STATE.
AFTER EIGHT HOURS OF TRAINING, I WAS READY TO HANDLE EVERY CRISIS
SITUATION.
>> YOU'RE NOT READY TO HANDLE EVERY CRISIS SITUATION.
>> WHO THE (BLEEP) ARE YOU?
PETE BLAIR, DIRECTOR OF THE ALERT PROGRAM.
>> ALERT, OR THE ADVANCED LAW ENFORCEMENT RAPID RESPONSE
TRAINING PROGRAM, HAS TRAINED OVER 80,000 COPS TO RESPOND TO
ACTIVE SHOOTER EVENTS.
SO WHY WAS THIS DUDE TRYING TO JAM UP ON MY GUN NUTS?
>> BECAUSE YOU'VE HAD ONE DAY OF TRAINING.
>> I SEE HOW IT IS.
YOU WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR GUNS.
>> IT WOULDN'T WANT TO TAKE WAY ANYONE'S GUN BUT I WANT TO TRAIN
THEM.
>> 30 STATES, THE N.R.A. AND UNCLE SAM ALL THINK I'M GOOD TO
GO WHEN IT COMES TO GUNS.
>> HOW MANY ROUNDS DID YOU SHOOT?
>> IS ROUNDS BULLETS?
YEAH.
A TON.
10, 20, 30, 50?
YEAH, AND AT THE PAPER.
I RECOMMEND MORE TRAINING.
COME AT ME, BRO.
AGREED TO TEST MY REFLEXES.
WITH MU GLOCK 17 MODIFY TO SHOOT PAINT BALL LIKE BULLETS I'M THE
GOOD GUY WITH A GUN TO TAKE HIM DOWN.
>> YOU NEED TO BE READY.
IT COULD HAPPEN ANY SECOND.
FROM THIS POINT ON, NEED TO BE READY.
>> STOP!
STOP!
THAT WAS A TEST RUN.
I WASN'T READY.
>> PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE READY FOR IT IN REAL LIFE.
>> I GET A DO-OVER.
I PREPARED TO DO BATTLE AND GOT SHOT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.d
WHY IS THAT SO HARD IN THAT WAS NOTHING LIKE CALL OF DUTY.
>> I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.
>> YEAH BUT THE ONLY WAY TO STOP A BAD GUY WITH A GUN IS A GOOD
GUY WITH A GUN.
>> THAT'S INACCURATE.
ONE OUT OF EVERY FIVE SHOOTER EVENTS GETS STOPPEDd
UNARMED.
>> FROM HILLARY PAC?
NO, A REPORT THAT CAME OUT LAST YEAR FROM THE F.B.I.
>> Trevor: OBAMA'S F.B.I.?
IT'S THE F.B.I.
>> Trevor: YOU BELIEVE THE LIBERAL CLAP TRAP?
>> I CO-AUTHORED THE REPORT.
HIS REPORT PROVED MY GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.
>> SOME CASES GOOD GUYS ARE ABLE TO STOP THE SHOOTER.
>> HALF?
NOT HALF.
A QUARTER?
NO.
WHAT PERCENT?
ABOUT 3%.
3%?
BUT THESE GUYS SAID THE ONLY WAY TO STOP A BAD GUY WITH A GUN IS
A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.
WE MUST NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUNS.
>> IF 97% MORE PEOPLE HAD GUNS 100% OF THE TIME THERE WOULD BE
ZERO% CRIME.
>> NOT SURE HOW THE MATH WORKS.
IT GOES DOWN, BAM, I GET SEX WITH CHER.
>> IF YOU HAVE A GUN, WE RECOMMEND AS MUCH TRAINING AS
YOU CAN GET.
>> ALERT USES THIS ABANDONED ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TO TEACH LAW
ENFORCEMENT TO RESPOND TO ACTIVE SHOOTER EVENTS.
THEIR ONSITE TRAINERS HAVE OVER 40 YEARS COMBINED EXPERIENCE IN
MILITARY LAW ENFORCEMENT.
TRAINING WITH THESE GUYS, I FINALLY GET "ENOUGH TRAINING."
>> THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH TRAINING.
YOU'RE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH.
>> IT'S NOT SO MUCH A DESTINATION.
IT'S A JOURNEY.
>> BUT THE TEST NATION IS HEROVILLE IN THE STATE OF BLOW
JOB LAND.
>> HUH?
IT'S JUST, I MEAN, LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE A HERE O COOL --d
COOL STUFF HAPPENS.
I HAVE A CONDO THERE.
SHOULD STOP BY.
I'M GETTING LOST IN THIS METAPHOR.
>> YES.
AFTER ANOTHER FOUR AND A HALF HOURS OF TRAINING, IT'S TIME TO
SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE.
I HEAR SHOTS FIRED AT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
POLICE ON THE WAY, WITH INNOCENT CIVILIANS INSIDE, I HAVE TO DRAW
MY CONCEALED HANDGUN AND RESPOND.
WITH A HIGH-TECH SAFETY HELMET TO PROTECT MY SAFE.
I'M READY.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
>> WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING ME?
ERE ARE THE BAD GUYS?
THERE THEY ARE!
I'M BEING SHOT.
OH, THANK GOD.
THE AUTHORITIES ARE HERE.
I JUST HOPE THEY KNOW I'M A GOOD GUY.
I HAD FAILED.
YOU GUYS NEED HELP?
I'M A GOOD GUY.
>> I WAS SHOT OVER 20 TIMES BY TWO DIFFERENT BAD GUYS WITH GUNS
AND THE POLICE MISTOOK ME FOR A BAD GUY AND SHOT ME A BUNCH,
TOO.
ALSO I MIGHT HAVE SHOT AN UNARMED TEEN TWICE IN THE CHEST.
BEING A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN IS STARTING TO FEEL WAY MORE
COMPLICATED THAN MOVIES AND POLITICIANS MAKE IT SEEM.
>> IT'S A COMPLICATED SITUATION.
IT REQUIRES TRAINING.
>> WHO'S GOT TIME FOR THAT MUCH TRAINING?
>> PEOPLE WHO DEDICATE THEIR LIVES TO PROTECTING OTHERS.
>> THAT'S IT, BEING A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN TAKES A LIFETIME OF
TRAINING.
WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE GOOD GUYS, ARE GET MILLIONS OF
THEM TO VOLUNTEER FOR TRAINING COSTING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND
MAKE SURE THEY'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME AND
PLACE THEM IN ALL OUR COLLEGES MALLS, CHURCHES -- YOU KNOW,
AMERICA.
JUST DO THAT.
OR...
>> CAN WE JUST, I DON'T KNOW, FIGURE OUT A WAY TO NOT PUT A
GUN IN THIS ASSHOLE'S HAND?
>> IT'S NOT MY PLACE FOR THAT.
THAT'S AN IDEA.
JUST TRY TO GET THIS ASSHOLE TO NOT HAVE A GUN.
>> NOPE, I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN OUR LIFETIME.
>> WELL, IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.
AT LEAST I CAN CONCEAL A HANDGUN ALMOST EVERYWHERE.
SLEEP TIGHT, AMERICA!