Hello and welcome back to the Most Amazing Channel on the internet. I am your host Rebecca
Felgate and it has been a really long time since this was a thing…but I’m talking
to you about the Top 10 Dumbest Facebook Posts part 7.
Before I do that though – HINDI PLUG. AYMAN.. going to meet her next week.
Also spook tacular live stream planned for you.
Okay, so dumb facebook….. Danny has found it really hard to keep finding dumb tweets
– there have been nearly 500 of them.. so for those of you that want and need a dumb
fix I thought I would revive an old series for you – The top 10 dumbest facebook posts.
Can people get just as dumb on facebook as they can on twitter? Are as many people around
to witness the dumb… I guess there are around 4 and a half million of you here, so…
Leave me a comment to let me know which you found the dumbest!
10 – Do ghosts actually exist or are they make
believe like dinosaurs n unicorns n shit. Right. So, I don’t want to blow your mind
or anything Vicky, but Dinosaurs did very much exist. Dinosaurs existed and roamed the
earth for over 165 million years from the mid Triassic to the Cretaceous period. Humans
have only been around for around 200,000 years, so in some ways, dinosaurs are less make believe
than we are! The Dinosaurs were killed in a mass extinction 66 million years ago. Dinosaurs
were alive longer than they have been extinct. Their fossils were first discovered in the
1800s. Have you ever been to a museum, Vicky? The bones they have on display aren’t make
believe bones. If they were, well…that would be elaborate. I can’t help you on the ghost
front, though.
9 - Have you ever been cutting a piece of paper
with scissors and worried that you might cut an atom in half and destroy the world.
That is funnily enough not something I worry about! I love how this person things it took
humans years of research and testing to create an atomic bomb when all they needed was a
pair of scissors! Tinyyyy atomic sized scissors. The Germans and the Americans grappling to
be the first to discover scissors were the key to making the deadliest weapon in the
world! But wait, the response is even better! One of their friends replied saying paper
does not have atoms. WHAT. Everything is made up of atoms. Even…scissors…and yes, even
paper.
8 - My Teacher is so dumb he thought the sun was
a star. *pause.* The sun is a star. Suns are stars.
All suns are stars. But not all stars are suns. Sun is the name we give to a star with
planets that orbit round them, that’s all. Maybe when your teacher tells you something,
you should listen….and if you don’t understand, ask them….rather than posting about how
stupid they are on facebook. Anyone wanna talk about moonmoons for a second? Apparently
moons can gave moons and they’re called moonmoons. Fact. I wonder what this kid would
do if they found that out. 7
Oh dear. I don’t think this person realised they were sharing a joke post – clearly
the account Bardock Obama didn’t raise ant alarm bells. Oh dear. The original post from
2015 said that on September 5th earth would be visible from earth, a rare phenomenon that
wont happen again until 2345. The person who shared the post wrote, I feel like this isn’t
real (shrewd) but if there’s any truth to it at all, this would be the best birthday
present ever. Oh hun, happy birthday and everything but how… how can there be any truth in it.
Thank about it….how could earth be visible from earth when you are standing…on…earth…..unless
September the 5th 2015 was the day a monumentally giant mirror was installed in space and would
only be reinstalled in 330 years. Think about it. No, but….really…. think about it.
Woah, things got pretty cosmic there for a second, didn’t they! Let’s take things
back to earth, actual earth, not the one visible in the sky, to good old Tim Hortons at number
6 If you don’t know what Tim Horton’s is,
it is a coffee chain popular in Canada and the States… their coffee might be good,
but according to Tyler, they’re really rude! They posted a picture of their coffee on the
Tim Horton’s facebook page, saying Every time I buy a French vanilla you guys the girl
writes FU on it. Just because I don’t like coffee doesn’t mean I deserve this kind
of treatment. Nearly 11 thousand people liked the image …you see it…. Well, Tim Horton’s
replied – Hi Tyler, please note the F V stands for French Vanilla. Face palm.
Tyler isn’t alone, words are hard for this person too at number 5
They wrote – did anyone notice the word ROOF is just the word FOOR spelled backwards.
I can’t believe I just realised that. R O O F. F O O R. O K A Y. I almost hit the
ROOF when their friend pointed out Foor isn’t a word. Babe.
I actually feel for this person… at number 4
I wana right a book but I cannot right. Okaaaay they can’t spell… like..at all… especially
the word write, which, yes, it is ironic… but if his imagination is good enough, maybe
someone can help him write a book! He is frustrated because, no, he cannot write… but he wants
to! We need to help the victims of dumb facebook! I think that if we help each other, the world
can be a better place. You write your book, sir!
Thoughts from Samantha at number 3 I wish there was some way to use your phone
to text some1 but like instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone of
something and the other person could here you and they would just talk out loud back
to you. Come on scientists, we need this. Right…so instead of sending a text you wish
there was someway to talk to somebody on your phone. Your phone… it is a phone. Like a
phone call?! Their friend pointed this out….saying …you mean like a telephone. Apparently this
is not what they meant. Also, the fact that she things Scientists invented the text! Scientists!!!
In all seriousness though, I think she is talking about voice messaging… which…already
exists. Better let the scientists know so they don’t waste their time!
Moving on to number 2 I usually prefer to take the stairs rather
than an elevator… nothing against them, I just don’t like small spaces and I prefer
to get some exercise… This person has another reason for disliking elevators, though….
They had an issue with one in particular when they wrote: saw the dumbest elevator today.
It had a button for the floor I was already on…?
One of their friends wrote: I don’t know how I feel about this… which is …confusing.
I know how I would feel If I wanted to take the elevator…. Thankful. Thanks….elevator
for stopping at my floor and picking me up, and also having the ability to return to that
floor if I need to go back? People … just always giving elevators crap for doing their
jobs! Finally at number one, watch out … this
criminal mastermind could be coming to a mall near you.
So, you want to steal… I mean you are a bit of a morally corrupt idiot with a disregard
for karma and the law, but sure…. but…. Why… why if you are doing something illegal
and breaking the law would you check in to the location you are planning on committing
your crime, with the details of the crime you are about to commit. Shoplifting at Charlestown
Square. I hope that the jail has wifi so you can check into prison, mate.
So…. That is the top 10 dumbest facebook posts part 7 there for you. I was just looking
at part one which came out in January 2017 and I can’t believe how much we have changed!
Look at Landon and I! I have dropped 20 lbs, but I think he has gained it off me from all
arm days at the gym…. As he says, every day is arm day! I was also really loud back
then… I don’t know, what do you prefer? Part 1 Rebecca or Part 7 Rebecca?
I thought it would be fun to read some comments from part one, because there is nothing like
responding 1 year and 10 months later.
Spuffyffet ASMR wrote One kid in my class thought Russia was a whole
other continent.... He has a world map right beside his desk...?
Russia spans two continents! I think it is the only country to do so? Am I right?
Simaginary Friend wrote: I once heard someone on TV say that if they left Canada off the
map the Americans would forget we even exist above them. Guess they were right. That's
worse than dumb, that's so stupid it frightens me. :(?
Ha, I don’t think that is the case… just some…some.
ITZ Tony wrote: my birthday is January the 7th. THATS THE SAME DAY AS IM BORN. OMG NO
WAY!? TONY my birthday is January 7th, too!
Rachel Campbell Wrote – Part2Please. Oh Rachel. Little did you know.
Compliment of the day comes from Wynerblue who said: You guys are like watchmojo but
with personality.? Asriel Deemurr wrote: Rebecca sounds like
tracer from overwatch?. DO I? Is that true? Can we get a clip? Do
I? Transformintoa guitar wrote: I wish Rebecca
was my uncle.?
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