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mom you said we were going someplace fun
yeah mom you promised homer i told you
don't call me mom sorry mrs simpson
for maximum safety all children must
wear anti-kidnapping bracelets
is this a kid you'd pay ransom for dad
what would you do if you got my ear in
the mail um feed it to the dog you'd
have to wrap cheese around it don't you
tell me how to feed you to the dog
welcome to the mormon church america's
most respectable cult
keep an eye on the kids homer can i keep
an eye on that kid
he's fabulous bart and lisa oh it's
always my kids
holy moly
what's a
oh it's topless
absolutely not my adult frame is simply
too large crawling
so
painful
ah duck walk infinitely worse dude only
wanted
to be fun
soon you'll know peace we
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at least at krusty burger you could burn
yourself and go home
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unauthorized child departure lockdown
another stupid kid gotta
i can't tell the manager i am the
manager duh calm down everyone calm down
i'm sure they'll have us out of here
soon until then why don't we bond by
sharing our childbirth experiences
the nurses were so my husband held my
hand the whole time a sneeze guard is
broken there is no law
oh i just came here to pick up my
daughter but now i'm going to kill you
all
get out of there you ever
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round and round round and round you've
been through a traumatic experience are
you sure you want to go to work today
well i've taken eight months off it's
time to get back on the horse oh
oh oh
oh oh oh
you're greeting sweden you're great
three nights are better than
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anarchy lurks around every corner like a
racially diverse street gang on a
network cop show my friend you just
experienced w-r-o-l first-hand what's
w-r-o-l it means without the rule of law
anarchy the end of civilization coming
soon to an american near you the modern
world an inexorable march of progress
sweet or
is it
we're slaves to the system close the
supermarket and we starve cut off the
tap we drink our cat's blood who will
survive in this new world the man
who is prepared
oh my god this unsourced undated video
has convinced me beyond any doubt and
i'm the guy you want to know when the
stuff hits the fan homer meet the
springfield preppers preppies oh i hate
you guys always partying on deck with
your docksiders while us townies are
scrubbing the bilge homer what would you
do in the case of an emp
electromagnetic pulse we can teach you
the skills you need to survive any
crisis
all we ask is that you keep your
prepping secret we won't have room for
all the unprepared
don't worry i'm very good at keeping
secrets honey everything's fine there's
nothing to worry about when grown-ups
say that it means there is something to
worry about just enjoy this golden time
you will soon cling desperately to the
memory of smell some bread what's up
going crazy again
i wish son the best way to explain this
is to show you some age-inappropriate
movie oh what have you learned so far
from our post-apocalyptic movie marathon
guys who call themselves preacher or
deacon are very bad water is money
unless gasoline is money and even though
lots of things are razor sharp no one
ever shaves i have come from a place
where the land is warm and the only ice
is made by machines called fridgerators
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here it is homer the springfield
prepper's top secret bug-out retreat wow
your end of the world is better than
mine during the world we want you and
your collaterals right here with us oh
uh
listen i've got to know you're not just
being nice to me because in a pinch you
could make candles for my fat well that
is a big part of it
i can't find all our cereal crackers
juice boxes the butter brush um
a lot of that stuff must have got lost
in the move well i tell you but i
promise to keep it a secret you can't
have secrets from your wife see these
are our bug-out bags and here is
everything we need to survive survive
what the looming kablooey it's
reassuring to see you're aware of the
future but this is all a little creepy
oh these here are my snack chips your
cheese puffs those are doodles i will
eat anything orange except an orange
an emp you know what that means hand
scissors
all electronics in springfield have been
disabled even the musical greeting cards
this is it bug out time everyone but us
is doomed
arch this is it teotwaki oh the end of
the world as we know it uh-huh where's
the kids lisa and maggie are downstairs
and bart's in his room with milhouse
this is my daughter she brings the gift
of music to the new world is that sex
alto or baritone baritone this is gonna
be a long apocalypse write down which
celebrities were rumored to be gay for
future generations oh yes sir
oh
homie i never thought we'd turn our
backs on our loved ones at the first
hint of trouble marge when i started
prepping for the end of the world
everyone laughed at me soon we'll be
approached by people who haven't
prepared now do not look at their faces
that can this rifle scope i modified
makes any human face look dangerous and
threatening
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boom
boom boom
boom what'd you shoot me for you were
thinking i'd gone mad with power weren't
you i wasn't but i am now boom boom boom
boom boom
so we'll take these supplies back to
springfield where they're needed most
you're a good man homer simpson
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you said you cut the wires to the alarm
okay everybody keep your eyes peeled for
an unlit mile post mark 23 or 36 or
something if we miss it we're dead dad
there are lights following us everyone
relax and pretend we're about to be hit
by a soft brick wall
out of our way corn the starving people
of springfield are desperately in need
of our delivery of canned corn i'm proud
of you society may have crumbled but our
decency hasn't
now to save these sorry souls from a
life of anarchy starvation and having
sex for procreation huh everything's
normal the world didn't end dad you said
people would be drinking each other's
blood what happened with the emp uh only
springfield lost power you see and and
after a few days it came back maybe a
little bit brighter and society didn't
crumble the zoo animals weren't
nah well a couple this
non-disaster is a catastrophe guys can't
you see that even an imperfect society
is better than the savagery of creating
a new one i for one i'm glad we're stuck
with civilization and i think we will be
you