When you guys saw that I was starting to do Dollar Shave Club sponsorships,
it was only a matter of time until I literally shave on camera.
Am I right?
Hi guys, I'm Stevie.
And it's bathtub time.
Uhhhh...I haven't shaved my legs in six months.
I don't know if you can see.
the hairiness.
The last video I made that was sponsored by Dollar Shave Club
was where I dyed my armpit hair purple.
It is no longer purple.
In all its glory right there.
But it is still there. And I think i'm gonna keep it like....
I think it's really hot.
But I did get a lot of comments
and messages.....
uhhhh reacting negatively to the fact that I had armpit hair...
which is hilarious.
And then I started to think like...
my reaction wasn't always to laugh at them.
So i thought i would shave my legs while
telling you a little bit about what i can remember at least
of my journey.
How we got to here and now.
i don't know maybe it's because i'm like
30 years old and only interact with people that are
I don't know, sex positive and queer,
definitely in a bubble.
Oh my god!
So before I um... tell you about all the times i was
ashamed of having body hair,
we're going to talk about this video's sponsor.
Dollar Shave Club.
Dollar Shave Club has you covered for all of your grooming needs.
Shower oral care deodorants, and most importantly,
shaving.
So this time dollar shave club sent me their ultimate
shave starter set.
It features a delightfully weighty handle and six
quality blades.
A one ounce tub of Dr. Carver's prep scrub
for exfoliating dead skin cells and
releasing hairs from their skin prison.
A one ounce tub of Dr. Carver's easy shave butter.
Which is transparent so you can see the
hairs as you crush them.
And a one ounce
bottle of Dr. Carver's post shave do.
It's like mountain dew and it hydrates
your skin and relieves any irritation, except it's not like mountain dew at all.
My favorite is the Dr. Carver's post shave do mostly because it's really fun to say.
It's also hydrating.
Visit dollarshaveclub.com/stevie to get
to get the ultimate shame starter set for only five dollars.
And you can round out your grooming routine by getting any other of their
high quality products and then after that razors ship at
regular price.
i am exfoliated.
ASMR.
Speaking of achieving maximum aerodynamic efficiency,
the first time i ever noticed that i had armpit hair
was when i was playing the gayest sport.
That actually feels so nice. Wow.
Look at that. It just glazes on.
Anyway, the gayest sport, synchronized power drilling.
No wait, the second gayest sport.
Softball.
Just kidding. it was the third gayest sport. Volleyball.
Oh sh*t girl.
Anyway, I loved volleyball when i didn't
get that scholarship for synchronized power drilling,
volleyball was really there for me.
Anyway i was playing volleyball
right after summer break in the gym and the coach had us all huddled in a
circle because sports people hate squares.
And I put my arms above my head to adjust my uh ponytail because my sleeves are rolled
up you can see my armpit hair and three of the popular girls were
whispering to each other and like giggling and like pointing at my armpits.
They didn't think i could see, they weren't trying to be mean.
And they were just like, "Wow, women aren't supposed to have body hair."
Also, I was an extremely late bloomer.
So it wasn't like it was the first time i've ever seen that.
It feels really intimate.
Of course it does.
Anyway, i looked at my armpits because i didn't know that i had armpit hair yet
and sure enough there were a bunch of little black hairs poking out.
That's right, my armpits were like chia pets.
But instead of smelling like
artificial grass, they smelled like puberty and shame
shea butter is a joke.
oh my god it's so smooth.
And then when i finally was coming to
terms with being a lesbian,
oh god i don't think i've ever publicly
said i'm a lesbian before.
Anyway, I'm a lesbian.
i would bargain with myself, right?
um i would be like "Well...
if I'm going to be a lesbian, at least i'll be a feminine lesbian."
I'll never do masculine things like those other lesbians.
Gross. Anyway, little did I know,
those other lesbians, they're my true form all along.
Not really, i'm still femme.
Obviously. But you know what?
Shaving takes time and i only
want to shave if i want to shave.
You know what I mean?
Not because i need to conform to some bullsh*t
standards of what women's armpits and legs are supposed to look like.
Stupid.
Oh my god this feels so weird after six months of not shaving.
It feels so good. Wow. One leg down i think.
Anyway, throughout the process of coming into my own
and being exposed to other women who don't give a sh*t
what men think about them or society at large not necessarily
not all men, okay.
i started to realize and learn about all the double
standards and how liberating it can feel to to just
let go of the things that don't matter.
Then you can refocus your attention and
time on things that do matter.
Just think, with all that extra time what
other bulls*it will you realize is totally unnecessary?
No really i'm gonna die.
Anyway, thanks so much to my patrons for making videos
like this possible.
i've been really enjoying talking to you guys on discord
and sending you all the photos that i post on my
instagram close friends on there which is one of the tiers i just updated it to
have a bunch of new tiers so go check that out if you're interested in helping
me support these videos and bearing with me through this time
where i try to make family-friendly quote-unquote
content so that youtube stops demonetizing me.
It hasn't worked yet, but we'll see.
Do you have a story about the first time
you were ashamed about having body hair?
Tell me in the comments below.
i can't wait to use the post shave do.
Oh my god, I'm slipping again.
Thank you guys so much for watching and
i'll see you next time where i'll probably have more clothes on.
Okay bye.