Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
They say, "If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade." But if life gives you a microwave, you stick junk inside it!
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Jory: Let's go roast some nuts!
Jory: And, as always, our Sharp microwave!
Jory: It's never a good idea, unless you want an explosion!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: Safety is our number-one concern.
Jon: Wow! That's a lotta smoke!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Jory: We also hide behind this big tin foil shield. Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Ezra: Is it a good idea?
Jory: (laughs) Absolutely!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern.
Jon: Really?!
Well... I know we don't have the masks! But we DO have this giant tin foil shield. And it's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts!
We also have this fan right here, which isn't on, but it's to circulate the air. And, as always, our Sharp carousel microwave. This time, it's Helga. She's big and she is beautiful!
Jory: So, in go the lemons and lime. I can't juggle, so I'm just gonna place 'em in there. Because, you know, if you heat 'em up, you can get more juice out of them. That's probably why we're doing it, I think...
Jory: Okay, I wonder how long I should put it in there for? I'm gonna say two minutes.
Jon: I was gonna say five minutes, but that's just because...
I'm gonna go with MY suggestion!
Jon: Fine!
Yeah, okay, let's do this!
Jon: Fail! I don't care!
Jory: That display is really nice!
Jon: The limes are away! (hums theme from "Bonanza")
Jory: In the lead is lemon to the right!
Jon: We're doing this experiment, but what do we think is actually going to happen to it?
I think they're just going to pop a little bit, the juice is gonna fly everywhere.
Jon: To be honest, the fruit are usually some of our lamest experiments...
Yeah, so WHY did we do this one?
Jon and Jory: Because you guys kept asking for it!
Jory: I guess you guys wanted homemade Sprite, homemade Sprite sucks, rest in peace, Mitch Hedberg!
Jon: This is, uh... This is great!
Jory: The power of citrus!
Great suggestion!
Jory: LAME! But we're doin' it for you! (quotes "The Omen") "It's all for you, Damien, it's all for you."
Jon: Who's Damien?!
Have you ever seen "The Omen"?
Jon: The who?!
Jory: "The Omen."
Jon: No!
Jory: Okay, well, somebody out there will get it, and they'll explain it to you, Jon! You will receive, like, a 40-page response.
Jory: Maybe some awesome viewer, though, will just send you a DVD. It'll probably be ripped, like, a ripped version, 'cause that's probably who our fans are...
Jon: That's what I would do!
Jory: The citrus is gonna do nothing, people! It's gonna do nothing! If you can send me footage, actually, of it doing something, I'll send you a cookie! This time, I will actually send you a cookie!
Jon: Hey! Hey! Would you turn the lights on?!
Yeah, whatever! I'll get the lights!
It actually smells like citrus in here, and I think I just heard, like, some (makes hissing sound) coming from in there. It's almost like a mixture of lemon and lime right now, but, like, with apple cider.
Jory: Let's open this up.
Jon: Wow! That was unexpected!
Jory: Wait, wait! Check this out!
Jon: (yells) Oh, God, no! Wow! That's a strong smell, dude!
Jory: Let me see if I can do it to the lemons, too. So tasty, so tasty!
Jon: Oh, God! (makes gagging noise) I think I'm gonna throw up in my mouth a little bit!
You may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave...?
Jon: You know, you always ask that, and I never wonder!
Jory: What would you say? Good idea? Bad idea?
Jon: Well, seeing as how we took good, usable fruit and made it into spongy, squirty balls...
Yes, but lots of juice came out! Warm juice! If you have tea, this lime? If you saw how it was directional, you could fill two glasses of tea with a slight tinge of lime! Perfection!
Jon: You always look at the bright side!
Good idea? Absolutely! I'll see you later for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron, and you CAN see my breath! Yeah!
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