Yes, SpongeBob SquarePants, yes!
Sorry I'm late, I...
[screaming]
Um... back to bed.
[laughing maniacally]
I thought we were friends!
What is this? Some kind of magic act?
[screaming]
Would anyone else like to enter the Fly of Despair?
[roaring]
[laughing maniacally]
[stammering]
No!
I can't move me face!
I got the face freeze too!
What is the hold up in here?
Wait, Squidward, don't get too worked up, you could get the face freeze!
Face freeze? I thought that was a myth!
Ha, Krabs too?
[laughing]
Oh, this is rich!
[laughing]
Hey, my face!
Ahh, my face!
Oh, great, look at what you've done!
Look, Squidward has it too!
[laughing]
[roaring]
[screaming]
[growling]
[groaning]
[screaming]
It's all your fault!
OK, OK, OK, OK, get it together, Squidward.
[meowing]
[screaming]
[meowing]
[screaming]
[gasping]
[meowing]
None of this would be happening if I'd only fed that snail!
[meowing]
[screaming]
[groaning]
What's going on?
I never should have eaten four!
[groaning]
The new patties, they're making everyone change!
I gotta get outta here!
[gasping]
I've lost it!
I can't tell what's real anymore!
[screaming]
[groaning]
I'm a haunted table cloth!
[groaning]
Not creepy nursery rhyme music!
Da-da!
[screaming]
Even the spiders are fake!
I wish something would... pop out of a closet!
Like a big hairy hand!
That would be scary!
Ah, but this place is too low budget for that.
- Would be cool though, wouldn't it? - Yeah... that'd be... neato.
I am just so touched that you would go to the trouble
to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street
just to entertain me!
You must really like me!
SpongeBob, there are two problems with your theory.
One, I hate you.
And two, how can that be me when I'm standing right here?
[tapping]
[screaming]
- The Hash-Slinging Slasher! - The Hash-Slinging Slasher!
Huh, what do you want?
[roaring]
[screaming]
Scare and release!
Alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone.
I gotta get outta here!
[gasping]
Where's the time machine?
Where's anything?
Where? Where? Where? Where? Whe--
[crashing]
I wanna go home!
Wonder how the Dutchman and his new girlfriend are doing.
I can't do it!
She wants to marry me, I ain't the marrying type!
[screeching]
[screaming]
Hmm.
[laughing maniacally]
[screaming]
SpongeBob, SpongeBob, wake up!
- He's here! - Who's here?
Hold on, let me turn on the-- oh, your face!
Oh...
There.
[squealing]
Hey, what do you know?
I scared him!
[laughing]
[screaming]
It worked, Patrick.
I scared everybody!
Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat.
Pink hat?
Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain.
Oh...
[screaming]