>> Reggie: DON'T LET YOUR BRAIN FALL OUT OF YOUR HEADS-- IT'S
JAMES CORDEN VERSUS METHOD MAN IN DROP THE MIC!
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STRAIGHT OUTTA HAZLEMERE BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, IT'S JAMES
CORDEN!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
AND HE'S JOHNNY BLAZE, IRON LUNG, THE TICALIAN STALLION--
BUT I CALL HIM METHOD MAN!
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JAMES, AS HOST, YOU WILL GO FIRST.
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>> James: ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BATTLING YOU, NO LIE
♪ I WAS LIKE, OH MY GOD METHOD MAN
♪ IS HE STILL ALIVE?
ANOTHER WASHED UP RAPPER ♪ JUST A WU-TANG DISASTER
YOUR PHONE ONLY RINGS ♪ WHEN THE RZA WON'T ANSWER
GZA, GHOST AND RAE ♪ ARE ALL BETTER THAN YOU
TOP FIVE OF ALL TIME ♪ YOU'RE NOT TOP FIVE
IN YOUR CREW ♪ ARE YOU ANYWHERE AS GOOD
AS YOU WERE 20 YEARS AGO?
♪ YIPPY YIPPY YAY YIPPY YAH YIPPY NO ♪
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>> NO, OH, WOW, THAT WAS GOOD, THAT WAS-- THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.
♪ FIRST OF ALL YOU DON'T WANT TO GET
♪ STRETCHED IN HERE I'D BREAK YOUR NECK
♪ BUT YOU AIN'T HAD A NECK IN YEARS
♪ SIR MIX A LOT YOUR GOING AGAINST THE BEST
♪ IT'S CLEAR, BABY GOT BACK NO BABY GOT BREAST IT'S WEIRD
♪ HE DON'T LIKE THAT SO HE TRY'NA TALK
♪ AND PROVOKE ME I HEARD U TRYIN TO LOSE WEIGHT
♪ TRY WALKIN KARAOKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME
♪ LEAVE THE RAP TO THE PROFESSIONALS
♪ AND JAMES KEEPS A WRAP WITH EXTRA CHICKEN
♪ AND SOME VEGETABLES ♪ (
>> James: ALL RIGHT, ♪ YOU GOT ME, METH
I AM A BIT CHUBBY ♪ BUT I CAN LOSE WEIGHT
YOU CAN'T LOSE UGLY ♪ I WOULD GUESS YOU WERE
THE VICTIM OF A BEAR ATTACK ♪ BUT IF A BEAR SAW YOU
HE'D BE LIKE ♪ YUCK, I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT
YEAH, YOU WALK LIKE A TOUGH GUY ♪ BUT YOU'RE SOFTER THAN ME
CALLED ME CRYING ♪ JAMES, PLEASE PUT ME ON TV
SO I HIRED THIS MORON ♪ BECAUSE I'M A NICE GUY
NOW I SAY JUMP ♪ HE SAYS HOW HIGH ♪
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NOW I SAY JUMP ♪ HE SAYS HOW HIGH ♪
WHEN I SAY JUMP ♪ HE SAYS HOW HIGH ♪
>> OH WOW, THAT WAS-- THAT WAS PRETTY ORIGINAL, RIGHT THERE.
YOU INCORPORATED THE CROWD INTO IT, THAT WAS GOOD.
NOW ALL Y'ALL GOT TO DIE WITH HIM.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S HI ♪ JAMES IS A LOSER
WITH NO FRIENDS ♪ WITH NO FRIENDS I'M SAYING
REGGIE EVEN SAID ♪ YOUR ONLY FRIENDS
BECAUSE YOU PAY HIM ♪ BUT I'LL SLAY THEM
AND I SPIT IT VERBATIM ♪ IF THESE WORDS GOT YOU SICK
TO YOUR STOMACH ♪ IT'S 'CAUSE YOU ATE EM
PROBABLY EAT TIL NOTHING'S LEFT ♪ LEMME GUESS
YOUR FAVORITE WU MEMBER'S ♪ PROBABLY RAEKWON DA CHEF, YES
HOLY FATTY FOODS BATMAN ♪ YOU FAT MAN
TELL WHOEVER HIRED YOUR ♪ GHOSTWRITER TO PAC MAN ♪
WAKA WAKA (
>> James: ♪ YOU THOUGHT YOU'D WIN EASY
♪ YOU'RE IN FOR A SHOCK TONIGHT CAUSE I'M COOKING METH
♪ BETTER THAN WALTER WHITE HIS REAL NAME'S CLIFF
♪ I SWEAR THAT'S TRUE LIKE WHAT I WANT TO JUMP OFF
♪ EVERY TIME I SEE YOU YOUR SITCOM RED AND METH
♪ DIDN'T REALLY LAST IT FEATURED TWO GREAT RAPPERS
♪ AND ZERO GREAT LAUGHS I JUST MURDERED YOU
♪ IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE NOW ALL I NEED
♪ IS FOR YOU TO DIE ♪ NOW ALL I NEED
♪ IS FOR YOU TO DIE ♪ (
>> HMMMM HMMMM HMMMM, THAT WAS REALLY, REALLY GOOD,S THAT WHAT
GOOD, THAT IS MY MOM'S FAVORITE SONG BUT THAT WAS GOOD, THAT WAS
GREAT.
JOSH, IF YOU ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
TALK IS CHEAP AND AIMLESS ♪ YOU LOST TO ANNE HATHAWAY
KEVIN HART WAS DANGEROUS ♪ SCHWIMMER WAS WINNER
AND DELEVIGNE OUTRAGEOUS ♪ USAIN BOLT KILLED YOU
AND HE DON'T SPEAK ♪ THE LANGUAGE
GOOFY YOU DONE GONE AND ♪ STEPPED IN A PILE OF DOOKIE
WIPE OFF THE DOOKIE ♪ THEN STEPPED IN A BIGGER
PILE OF DOOKIE ♪ AFTER THIS LOSS BE GONE
WALK IT OFF ♪ AYO REGGIE THAT'S THE WAY
YOU TALK TO YOUR BOSS ♪ (
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IS IT JAMES CORDEN?
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>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, METHOD MAN,
HIS NEW SHOW "DROP THE MIC" IS ON TBS EVERY TUESDAY AT 10.30.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.