[music playing]
[cheering]
Go [unintelligible]! Go [unintelligible]!
[gasping] My princess bed! Come back!
[screaming]
What is this?!
It's slimy and gross, and it's ruining my gown!
We gotta help her! Hang on, Lols!
Quicksand? Will the wonders
of this microclimate never cease?
Ugh.
Wait! I got this! [grunting]
[grunting]
Awe, you gotta be more careful, Lols.
I can always build you another princess bed,
but I can't build myself another twin.
I can.
It all makes sense now.
That's why both bunnies have been bad,
they just needed their twin.
Like Lola and me. I mean, sure, sometimes she can be awful
but I still love her and need her.
And if Snazzy has twin powers like Lola and me,
he should be able to find Jazzy by his smell.
[sniffing]
Like right now, Lola's getting her nails done at Susie's Salon.
[sniffing] Hmm.
I wonder what Mom is doing at the mall.
Whoa.
Wow. You did all this?
[chuckles] I mean, it's not like a farm animal for a week,
but some things are worth it.
Thank you, Lola, for the best trashiest party ever.
You're welcome. Now, let's blow out our candles.
Happy Birthday, Lons.
Happy birthday, Lols.
Got it! Wait, wait, wait. One more for safety.
I can't believe you managed to get
the exploding candles too.
Wait, what?
Well, well, if it isn't Lana Loud
and her mangy dog, Ch-- [gasping]
Wait, you got a new dog?
Nope. This is my Charles.
[gasping]
Oh, good. You want to have practiced
that face when he wins. [chuckles]
Come on Victorie, I want to re-fluff your bangs.
[chuckles] We so got this.
Well, I just thought that since I had ten sisters--
What's true for us isn't gonna be true for every girl.
We're not all the same.
I'm not like Lana.
And thank goodness for that.
I can't compete looking like a total ickum-blicken!
Just put some mud on it and argum-flarg-marg.
You don't have to fling it at me. Oh.
Hey, it's going down.
- Thanks, Lana. - You're welcome.
[both] Good night.
Okay people, Operation Cover For Brother is a go!
Man your stations!
I told Lincoln I'd help him with his math homework.
Oh, I'll be your plus one.
[laughing]
- You get it? - Oh yeah.
- It's mine! - Hey, I had it first!
You don't even like yarn!
Girls! They're so strong!
She started it!
No more fighting!
Okay, Mom and Dad!
I guess you're going to help Lincoln with his homework, then!
Nail inspection. Lola, come on out.
Mm-hmm. Good job as always, Sweetie.
Go tell Lana it's her turn, please.
Of course Mommy.
Mud.
Sorry. Got to make it believable.
'Sup, Mom, ready for my bath.
- Lola. - I mean, do I gotta?
I like all this mud and filth and grime.
Bath.
This plan was genius, Lols.
I'd said it's nothing,
but we both know modesty doesn't suit me.
I was thinking, why stop now.
We could switch places whenever we want.
[gasping]
We never have to do the things
we don't like ever again!
What's wrong with this thing?
Lana, you told me you fixed it.
I did. Calm down.
You being such a shmirken-beagle!
[gasping]
That's funny, coming from a real figgle-snaggle!
Come again?
They have their own twin language.
Even Lisa can't crack it.
Here's your problem.
Oh. Thank you.
You bet. Drive safe.
No running in the hallway!
Huh? What are you talking about?
Lana, is this maggot giving you lip?
We're the new hall monitors at school,
do we're practicing at home.
[patting, farting noise, snapping]
[cheering]
I have worked four years to build my pageant reputation
and you just ruined it!
Lola, listen.
And the winner is... Lola Loud!
Whoo hoo!
[gasping] Lola!
I'm so sorry I pretended to be you!
Please don't be mad at me!
I don't like what you did, but you did win.
And I respect a winner.
I think this belongs to you.
No, you earned it.
[both] Trick or treat!
Oh, aren't you two adorable.
[knocking]
[both] Trick or treat!
So cute.
[knocking]
[both] Trick or treat!
Great costumes.
[both] Thank you.
And that is how it's done.
One house, six pieces of candy.
Get changed, Princess.
The rope is waiting.
And it will continue to do so, Coach P.
This is thirty percent of your grade, kid.
Ugh.
[grunting]
I mean, right away Coach.
- Oof. - [coughing]
Uh, I gotta pee, Coach--
uh, P.
So do I.
Okay everyone, move it!
Royalty coming through.
If this damages my nails,
you will be hearing from my attorney.
Alley-oop!
Wow! Lola!
I've never seen that kind of hustle from you before.
Oh-
Oh, right! I'm in training for a survivalist pageant.
[laughing]
Okay, this is seriously the sweetest thing
I've ever seen.
Thanks, Lana.
I don't know how you figured everything out like that.
Eh, it's a twin thing.
Hey, I'm off to the--
Grocery store? Sweet. Can you get me--
Cereal? You bet.
- And-- - Toothpaste. I'm on it.
Wow. Guess that's a twin thing, too.
[squeaking, gasping]