♪♪♪ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN --
STEVE CARELL.
♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HI! THANK YOU VERY MUCH, THANK YOU!
HELLO, I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE TONIGHT.
THIS IS MY THIRD TIME HOSTING "SNL" AND -- THANK YOU.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE. IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS.
AND I HAVE BEEN PRETTY BUSY DOING MOVIES.
I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE COMING OUT SOON.
>> STEVE, CAN I ASK A QUESTION? >> YEAH, OKAY.
I GUESS WE'RE DOING QUESTIONS, SURE.
>> FIRST OF ALL, BIG FAN. I LOVE ALL OF YOUR MOVIES.
>> OH, THANK YOU. >> MY QUESTION IS, WILL YOU EVER
REBOOT "THE OFFICE"? >> NO, ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK
SO. IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE.
I LOVE ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE BUT I JUST DON'T THINK IT IS THE BEST
IDEA. I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
LEAVE IT ALONE. OKAY.
NEXT QUESTION. OH, YEAH.
>> HEY, STEVE. >> HEY.
ARE YOU KENAN OR ARE YOU PLAYING A FAKE AUDIENCE MEMBER?
>> I'M KENAN. BELIEVE ME, DUDE, IF I WAS
ACTING, YOU WOULD KNOW IT. ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED SAY I ALSO
THINK YOU SHOULD REBOOT "THE OFFICE."
>> THANKS, OKAY. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WOULD BE
LIKE IF SOMEONE WANTED YOU TO REBOOT "KENAN AND
KEL." RIGHT?
>> THAT WOULD BE AN HONOR. >> WELL FINE, BUT FOR ME, I JUST
DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE AS GOOD THIS TIME AROUND.
I THINK THE FANS WOULD BE LET DOWN.
BUT THANK YOU. NEXT QUESTION.
>> YEAH, HI, STEVE -- >> OH, HI!
ELLIE KEMPER, WOW, HI! >> HI.
PEOPLE WOULD REALLY LOVE TOO SEE AN "OFFICE" REBOOT.
>> YES. [APPLAUSE]
>> THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. I NEED THAT MONEY!
LET'S GET THAT MONEY, STEVE! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M SORRY, ELLIE, I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
>> YOU'RE A JERK. >> OKAY.
ED! ED, ED HELMS, HI!
ED! WOW!
>> IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU TOO.
>> I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND JUST HOW MUCH MONEY
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. LIKE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO ALL
OF THOSE SAD MOVIES ANYMORE. >> I DON'T DO THOSE MOVIES FOR
MONEY, I LIKE DOING THEM. >> YEAH, BUT YOU COULD ALL MAKE
SOME SERIOUS MONEY. >> OKAY.
YOU'RE AN AUDIENCE MEMBER, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
AND, ED, WHY DON'T WE JUST HAVE A PARTY INSTEAD?
WE CAN ALL CATCH UP, GET TOGETHER.
NO CAMERAS, JUST FRIENDS? >> OH, WE ALREADY DO THAT.
WE JUST DON'T INVITE YOU. >> OKAY, WOW.
THANKS, MAN. >> STEVE --
>> JENNA! MY GOD!
[ APPLAUSE ] STEVE, DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST
WORDS THAT PAM SECRETLY WHISPERED TO MICHAEL AS SHE LEFT
FOR DENVER? >> NOT REALLY.
>> OKAY. SHE SAID, "STEVE, DON'T BE DICK,
DO THE REBOOT." >> I DON'T REMEMBER THAT AT ALL.
>>WELL I DO. DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT PAM
AND JEFF ARE UP TO THESE DAYS? >> IT'S PAM AND JIM.
>> WHO CARES? WHY ARE YOU GETTING HUNG UP ON
THE DETAILS. LET'S JUST DO THE DAMN THING.
>> NO, PLEASE -- >> HONEY, HONEY.
>> OH, IT'S MY WIFE, NANCY, AND MY KIDS.
HI, GUY! ANNIE AND JOHNNY AND NANCY, SAY
HI. >> HI.
>> WE THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO THE SHOW.
>> HONEY, I JUST DON'T WANT TO SPEND THAT MUCH TIME AWAY FROM
YOU GUYS. >> WELL, WE DON'T REALLY NEED
YOU TO HANG AROUND ANYMORE, RIGHT, KIDS?
WE'RE GOOD. >> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YEAH, WE'RE FINE. NO PROBLEM.
>> HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO GO? LET'S GO.
>> ARE YOU NOT EVEN GOING TO WATCH THE SHOW?
>> NO, SEE YOU LATER. >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
WELL, THANKS. [ APPLAUSE ]
FEELS LIKE EVERYBODY WANTS THIS TO HAPPEN.
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE AN "OFFICE" REBOOT?
[ APPLAUSE ] COME ON UP ON STAGE.
ALL RIGHT. NO, NO, NOT YOU.
YOU'RE NOT PART OF THIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT, I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE OFFICIALLY THAT WE HAVE A GREAT
SHOW TONIGHT! ELLA MAI IS HERE.
SO STICK AROUND, AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!