- Hey, so where are you from again?
- Tennessee.
- No, where are you really from?
(light country music)
- Oh my God, like, how do you eat with a fork and knife?
That's so hard, I could never do that.
Your English is great, were you adopted?
- So how come you only hang out with other White people?
- You must be really bad at math.
- Come on guys, don't you have
trouble telling White people apart?
Like, I can't tell you guys apart.
- Hey, look at me, I'm White.
- You know, you're so unlucky you're White
because your people are just naturally fat.
- Do you have a normal name too, or just your White name?
(scoffs) Are your parents like, super White?
- Hey, do you watch How I Met Your Mother?
I'm so into White culture.
- I love White accents.
Hey, I eat cheese.
- You know, I've been really into Western religions, lately.
Like, I love how they're so angry and uptight, you know?
I decorated my whole house in crosses.
Who's hungry?
- You're Italian? I love pasta.
(grunts) A pizza pie, a pizza pie.
Your parents must have been super not strict.
Did you just do whatever you wanted?
Oh my God, two forks?
That would look totally cute in my hair.
I just love dating White guys 'cause
they're so large and overbearing.
- Hey you know, I'm really into
White girls, just White girls.
Hey, where are you going?
Come on, come on, I bet you're
really opinionated, probably a little dumb.
- I have like, kind of round eyes so I'm practically White.