Hello, what's your name? My name is Andrew Lancaster. Alright, we from Andrew. I'm from Lancashire. And what do you do I do impressions
What's your full-time job Andrew? I've done a vast array of jobs. Like what I worked in a biscuit factory
And tell me why you've entered the show
And what did what the dream is please? Well, I suppose the dream would be to have a my own
Impression sketch show one day. It's a big dream. It's a big dream. Well, that's what it's all about. Ok. Well best of luck
Thank you very much
Ladies and gentlemen at the United Kingdom. I
Donald J. Trump proposed some changes to the way you're doing things in your beautiful country
Number one your children your greatest natural resource. I propose Professor Brian Cox educate each and every last one of them
I think it's going to go to something like this
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are well actually we do know what you are I
Think it's absolutely wonderful
Number two
I believe that your National Health Service is a beautiful thing should be in charge
By my good friend Nigel Faraj. He's gonna do a great job
Now wait a minute don't do that. I mean come on, I mean here we are it's funny, isn't it?
You know who as soon as somebody says my name everybody goes bonkers
You know, I think it's quite funny. I've got another job
And finally number three, is it number three, I don't know I don't know
There's no
Number three folks your housing you got to get that sorted out folks
I know just the man for the job is Russell Brand ladies and gentleman Russell do your thing?
Now seriously, right? Yeah, I think the most important thing is are
No, no. No, I'm gonna say yet the most important thing
I think please country the moment is to get everybody in a nice little ass, you know, because we're also gonna live, you know
I can't even a straight cut
You know
Those are my ideas for thorn in your beautiful country if you don't like then you're fake news. Good night
God bless you and God bless america
Hello who you my name is Don chezz, I'm from Wolverhampton
I am six years old why I'm here to do my thing
You're gonna sing right? Yes Simon this is an original song called wiggle wine because we got
Wine
We do I good luck let's do it on chairs go Chad
Wiggle wiggle life
What music
This
That they'd go
How are you I'll be dreaming about this moment for four years, sir by what your name's Robin Hampshire
Okay, where you from Robin? I'm from Belfast. And what do you do Robin work in IT?
whereabouts in Belfast
Robin good luck. Thank you
Okay, I've got to introduce a brand new talent show it all to smell UK
It's a little bit like The Voice UK
Except the judges cannot see or hear the contestants. They have to smell the contestants to know how they doing
Judges code of conduct which
Was found in a rubbish dump near Simon's house
so the first judge fists the table Jones and
Alisha is the first contestant
Well, Alicia, oh you have a very powerful smell
Yes, I do one minute you smell like
The most delicate Freebird welsh wars then a few seconds later you smell like a
raw sewage pit oh
And by the way, that is a compliment because I love everything about women
Andy Murray has just arrived
Now like a charismatic tennis player
Thanks judge, he's a poodle Tonioli. Well nice cut. They said he's David
Baby I want to fly like a concern of gather every wisp of your scintillating said but together we'll make one
Of set up Georgie's Welsh roses smell like a Welsh. Um, Pete
Ladies judgement. Thank you very much
Okay, well done we go to the ends God knows how David call the show
When I was growing up I used to love to hold pranks on my family and friends whenever my mom was ironing
I grabbed the iron and do this ski
I
Give vented the world's only trained flea. Oh, there you go
I hate you. So I'm off. Let me just dry this up for you. No problem piece of cake. There you go
Got a picture businesses are
They my name is Marty Hut, oh you America the Canadians they didn't actually Bob my family's from Liverpool
Gonna do that I never would have fucked
That is the funniest thing. I think I've ever seen in my life. I'm gonna kick this off with a humongous. Yes
Oh, yes, well done thank you very much you guys