- Welcome.
Today I am joined by Jaboukie Young-White,
- Happy to be here.
- Ally Beardsley, - Also.
- And Josh Ruben. - I feel okay.
- Josh, would you like to begin?
- I absolutely would, it'd be a pleasure Katie.
Thank you so much.
So, the worst tattoo I can imagine getting,
and I think America getting is a tiki torch,
(laughing)
because you know, hashtag take a knee.
It just wouldn't be great.
There's no amount of googly eyes or funny,
Elvis hair, you could put on a tiki torch to make it
friendly, or not, symbolize, hatred, racism
or haircuts like mine.
(laughing)
I am now afraid of something
that used to lie my parents' pool.
- Is there a part of your body where it'd
be worse to have a tiki torch?
- I can tell you the best part,
and that'd be down the length of my spine,
because it's a straight line, and it makes sense,
and I'd shave the back of my head just to be the tiki top,
- Yes, (mumbles) okay.
- And then the stick would be my spine.
- Wow, that sounds really scary.
- It is really scary, and it- - Oh I thought it was.
- That's like what white supremacists
are getting in prison now.
- [Ally] Yeah. - Oh what, oh my god.
- Absolutely. - Is it really though?
- No.
(laughing)
- Imagine you're in Disneyland.
- But I would be terrified of that.
- Yeah I would be afraid of that.
- Say goodbye to the Swastika
because the tiki torch really
- Or a tiki torch out of Swastika's would be pretty easy.
- Absolutely. - Wow.
- And you know what the interwoven intricacy
of the craftsmanship of a tiki torch, you could
easily hide a Swastika in that,
much like a rug or something.
- And those terrible people getting these tattoos would.
They would be the ones that would have a Swastika.
- Our President, one of the things he does really well
oh no, it's just my sleeve is kind
of it's uncomfortable.
- Sorry, we're all very uncomfortable.
(laughing)
- Oh no, no, it's no problem at all, I totally get it,
but anyway, not good, don't get it.
- Imagine you're in line at like a convenient store behind
someone and just sticking out of the back of their t-shirt
is, you know it's a tiki top.
- But all you see is the little flame
- And then you're like.
- It's just asking,
- To be a candle opera.
- Absolutely, like I could imagine
logging on to like a hate forward website
And just seeing, you know, the bad, like what do
you call it like not gif but like
the flame animation, you know, it's like they can't really
afford a really good website
- Yeah.
- so it's like tiki torches would, you know.
- Excellent, well done Josh. Ally, would you like to go?
- Yes, absolutely.
My first idea is any tattoo that has dated slang.
We're talking our "YOLOS"
- That's really ying-yang, isn't it.
- Anything 'AF', any sort of tattoo like that cause
it's gonna be old tomorrow.
- Right.
- Yesterday. By the time it hits your skin it's old.
- Exactly
- "FOMO" even, even though we'll always feel that.
- [Katie] Yes.
- You'll feel it.
- You don't want that on your shoulder blade.
- Yeah, totally, yeah.
- Girls rock.
- I think that's a timeless one.
- I think that might be timeless.
- Yeah I think that's timeless.
- Okay here's the thing, I used to wear T-shirts
all the time as a child and they'd all say
"Girls Rule" or "Girls Rock".
- I believe this.
- So in my head, that's an elementary school thing.
- Oh it's making a comeback.
- Is it really making a comeback?
- If it's glittery, it's in.
- Okay, yeah, they were always glittery.
- Even better.
- A glittery shirt that says "Girls Rock"
is something I would buy.
- Yeah, what are we doing in these suits?
- I have no idea.
- We need to be rocking those "Girls Rock" T-shirts.
- We should, yeah.
(wooshing)
- Jaboukie.
- I'd love to go.
- Mine is anything with birds.
(laughing)
- or anything turning into birds.
- Wow. - Oh my God.
- That means like feathers turning into birds, it's always
a flock too, it's never like one beautiful
like phoenix kind of situation.
- Yes.
- It's always just like quote turning into birds
or like my dead mom's face turning into birds.
- Yes!
- Yup, yup, yup.
- Oh man, so creepy.
- And it's always a flock of crows too, it's never like
fun, colorful, like, hummingbirds.
- It's always on the shoulder
and it's always in the tinder picture at the very end
when you were like "Hell yeah!"
- Oh no.
- Yeah, yeah yeah.
- It's bird boy.
- I got some dice to roll.
(laughing)
- I have a question, does anyone have a tattoo?
- I do.
- I don't.
- I don't either.
(gasps)
- What do you have?
- I have my family's house. - It's a tiki torch.
- Oh, wait that's cute!
- That's very cute.
- It's really, it's
- Is there a tiki torch in it?
- Uh yes.
- It's turning into birds.
- And underneath it says "woke as fuck".
- The plan is that when my mom dies, I'm gonna put her
out on the front lawn smoking
- Oh, get out!
- And then have her cigarette smoke going into the cloud
cause she smokes a lot.
- No way!
- No I just think, but that's my bit, And then I have hair
growing like under it so I say the lawn's coming in.
(laughing)
- That's my dad joke, yeah, that's my dad joke.
- That's so, I'm so glad I asked that.
- I like the idea of like using the space with a tattoo.
- Absolutely.
- Like putting it somewhere that moves or, you know, like
those, like, someone puts a lawn mow above their pubs and
(laughter)
- See I don't like those.
- No I would not like that. - Oh well I mean like-
- Like a cat belly button. - Like, from afar, yes!
- Yeah, like that.
- If I'm scrolling through an internet slideshow, I love it,
- Yeah that's what I mean.
- Yeah but if it's on my significant other, I hate it.
- Yeah true.
- [Katie] That makes a lot of sense.
- Have you guys been with people with tattoos?
- Yeah, yeah. - No.
- Wow. - What about you?
Guy's I've not, I don't have a lot of experience
with tattoos, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't.
- We're really speaking from a place of tattoo privilege.
- Yeah, you guys.
- Yeah, try, try to remember that, okay?
(wooshing)
- Excellent, I will go next.
My idea for the worst tattoo would be a Titanic memorial
in which you have the 1500 names
of the dead Titanic passengers on your body.
- No.
- So you just have so many names of people
you've never known.
People you'll never know, people who are in no way
connected to you, all over your body.
- Okay, see my thing with this is, you took the question
and then you came up with this idea and then decided
that it was the worse tattoo ever?
- What?
- That's such an intricate answer.
(laughing)
- I took the question and I thought
what would be very random and very stupid
but also like a lot of it and I was like, oh!.
- What you're saying is this is your show
(laughing) and you asked the question and you said
I'm gonna use my platform as an opportunity
to talk about 1500 old white people names.
(laughing)
Irish dead people that I'm going to put all over
my back and like a 9/11 memorial.
Like I was totally on board with Titanic memorial,
sounds like, okay.
- No, that doesn't, that wouldn't be bad.
So Titanic memorial, maybe you just really like history,
but here, how this is so bad is that it's truly meaningless
names 'cause it's so far back in history,
and then also, you're head to toe covered in them.
- Yeah, no, and you can't get it all
in one fell swoop either.
- No.
- No, you gotta keep going back!
- That's like, sessions.
- Like, today's mural.
- Yes!
- Yeah, yeah, oh, mural.
- And, people would ask you, like, okay hey well what does
that, what does, what do, what do, what are, how are these
all significant to you?"
And you'd be like, "they're not".
They're names of people who died.
- They would become significant to you I think.
- [Katie] No.
- I think if you add a mural day.
- [Jaboukie] Yeah.
- Not if you.
- If you're looking at it every morning,
like oh there's Jack, yeah.
- I feel like you'd instantly regret it oh yeah, maybe if.
- Weren't they all really rich too?
- No, there's third class.
- All the lower class people died right a lot of them.
- A lot.
- I'm just going off the movie.
and the musicians and the captain.
- [Katie] Yes. - Okay.
- But the question, like the worst tattoo is hard
because it's such a personal thing.
So I can think of something lame and then be like
well, for you, sure, get it.
- But what's America's Worst Tattoo
- [Katie] Exactly.
- I honestly, I don't think that's up there.
That's a lot of work, I just, I.
- I mean this is like racism, this is like youth
that thinks it won't get old, that's really
- That's straight up. - Yeah.
- Just the worst tattoo.
- I like it.
- This is too much, you know, like you wouldn't wanna be.
- [Josh] It's a lot.
- Well guys we're not eliminating and we're not ranking yet
so let's move on.
(wooshing)
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If you don't I am going to freak out (laughing).
I'm already on the edge here, okay, and that's gonna push
me so much over.
Okay, do you wanna taste of this?
Hey!
- I love someone asking me like "What do your tattoos mean?"
Oh, freed slave.
- [Ally] Freed slave?
No that's like the most emo thing.
- (mumbles) - I know, I know!