ANNA, I HAVE GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.
>> OKAY.
OH,YEAH.
>> James: UNBELIEVABLE RING I'VE JUST SEEN ON YOUR FINGER!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS WAS NOT HERE LAST TIME YOU
WERE ON THE ESHOW.
>> IT'S LIKE A CHALICE!
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST GET BACK ON THAT HORSE.
>> James: WHO ARE YOU MARRYING, MARK ZUCKERBERG?
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
ROCKEFELLER?
THIS IS QUITE THE RING!
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ENGAGEMENT!
>> THANK YOU.
CAN YOU OFFICIATE A WEDDING?
>> James: YOU WOULD WANT ME TO OFFICIATE YOUR WEDDING?
>> I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU AUDITIONED.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> James: OH...
WOW!
>> WE NEED YOUR PANNED FOR THAT.
>> James: I'M SAYING WHY THE AUDISH?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN AN OFFICIATOR?
>> I WANT SOMEONE WHO IS HUMOROUS THAT ALSO BRINGS, LIKE,
YOU KNOW HEART FELT SENTIMENT, WHO DOESN'T TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT
THEMSELVES.
>> James: WELL, THAT'S A PROBLEM.
THAT'S A PROBLEM.
( LAUGHTER ) I REALLY STRIKE OUT ON ALL THREE
OF THOSE.
ON ALL THREE OF THOSE.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHO'S GOING TO OFFICIATE YOUR WEDDING?
WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT?
>> I COULD DO IT.
>> James: YOU CAN'T OFFICIATE YOUR OWN.
>> I COULD.
I NEED A LOT OF ATTENTION, JAMES.
>> James: BUT I THINK AS THE BRIDE YOU GET THE MOST
ATTENTION.
>> AAAHHH!
>> James: NO ONE LEAVES A WEDDING AND SAID THE OFFICIATOR
WAS ON FIRE, IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
>> OH, WHEN I DO IT -- >> James: THE OFFICIATOR
LOOKED BEAUTIFUL WHEN HE WALKED DOWN THE AISLE, NO ONE SAYS
THAT.
>> WAIT A MINUTE, I DID ONE AND I WON!
>> James: RIGHT, BUT WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN AN
OFFICIATOR?
MICHAEL, YOU WOULD BE GOOD AT OFFICIATING.
>> YEAH, I WOULD BE MORE LIKE A RE
I WOULD BE, LIKE, GO!
GO!
TIME OUT!
YOU!
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.
>> James: WITH A FLAG.
( LAUGHTER )