Ew.
Aw!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Aw, yes.
The chocolate fountain.
A staple of weddings and questionable buffets.
But what if we replaced ordinary chocolate with something else,
like melted gummy?
Let's find out.
Will it fountain?
Unleash the tapioca.
Activate fountain.
[GARGLING]
Oh.
Oh, god.
It's throwing up.
It smells good.
It smells OK.
This is giant Pocky, which I'm also not
sure exactly what it is, besides some sort of little bread stick
and chocolate.
Yep.
Let's put stuff we don't know about on stuff
we don't know about.
I love it.
Cheers.
Mm.
Oh.
I'm just going to go right through--
Blah.
My mind is made up.
Like a game of Kerplunk.
Oh.
That is amazing.
Yum.
Oh.
I'm a fan of tapioca, it turns out.
Yep.
How is it?
It's really good.
It's all right.
It's pretty good.
These are giant Pocky.
Does that make the other ones small pocks?
I'm Out.
Come here little glass.
You're going to drink that?
Yeah.
That's disgusting.
You bet.
[GARGLING]
Aw.
Don't gargle it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh.
[BUZZING]
Syrup.
Ah!
Ooh.
That's cool.
This should be at a breakfast buffet.
Yeah.
I'm going to dip everything into that.
That sounded bad.
Ooh.
Opening up a curtain.
OK.
I know I said I was going to take it easy,
but this is really fun.
[LAUGHING]
Oh.
Hot syrup.
Right on his face.
Aw.
Take a header.
Holy moly.
It's good.
Mm.
Oh.
That's next level.
Mm-hmm.
This is pretty delicious.
The warm syrup on the gummy.
I know.
That's really good.
I almost want to take my half chewed parts,
pull it out, dip it back into the syrup--
You want to finish mine?
And eat it again.
You know, I was all up on my high horse. (DEEP VOICE)
Who needs syrup on a gummy bear?
(NORMALLY) I do.
I can feel my teeth rotting out.
That's--
Yeah.
I feel like it doesn't need a lot.
It does--
I like--
[LAUGHING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I mean, I don't feel like we have to say anything, Jamie.
Mean I think the comments will say it for us.
Oh!
God, what is that?
It's, sort of, ranch and dust.
I don't know about this.
There's a bottle of ranch soda here.
What did you do to make it into snot.
It kind of looks like glue.
Yep.
Let's hope it doesn't taste like glue.
I just got another whiff.
Aw.
Old popcorn foot.
Oh, look at that.
Look at the consistency.
I know.
That is no longer soda.
That's not good.
I feel like I'm outclassing you right now.
That's all right.
That's easy to do.
Why don't you just reach your fist in and then dump it
over that carrot, huh, Danny?
It's pretty much the--
Oh, god.
I was joking.
Everything about this is wrong.
What?
Ranchy.
I'm going to save my reaction until you do it.
I can't get any.
That probably was OK.
Oh.
That was a reaction that I just saw.
It's edible.
Kind of like the soda, it smells terrible,
but it's not that bad.
It tastes like if you would turn ranch
dressing into like, a syrup.
Ew.
Oh.
Warm.
Ew.
It's sweeter than I thought.
But if you're expecting ranch dressing
you're going to be sorely disappointed.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK.
So now we have the blood fountain.
Yeah.
This will be good.
I'm looking forward to this.
This one looks amazing.
Yeah.
Way better.
This is something that Willy Wonka would have had.
So we've got Megalos, peanut butter cups
with more candy stacked on top.
Because it's like, jelly, not sweet enough on its own.
No.
Let's literally dip in candy topped with candy.
Oh.
Yeah.
Ah.
Woah.
That's nice.
Decadent.
Mm.
Really good?
Mm.
Yeah?
Oh my gosh.
My mouth is really pumped for this.
Danny and I are going to need some time with this fountain.
I'm sorry.
This is so good.
I'm really not a peanut butter fan.
But this, this is incredible.
Yeah.
This is really, really good.
I know I didn't want to eat all of these,
but do you want to finish this off with me?
You're going to that town.
Population two.
Delicious town.
I'm out of cookies but [GROANING].
You want a hit?
Yeah.
Yeah you do.
Oh boy.
Well, so-- who's going to say it?
That we should franchise this and make our own restaurant?
No that-- are you ready to get your ass blasted?
Oh, yeah.
Of course.
I'm always ready.
I am intimidated.
Yeah.
Oh dear.
Oh, the fresh juice.
Oh.
I got so much on my lips.
Hot.
Whoo!
Hot.
Whoo.
That is really good, though.
Well, my mouth has been blasted.
Holy cow.
[WHOOPING]
Do it again.
All right.
So what's the rule on double dipping?
I feel like it's allowed in a fountain.
There's a lot of sauce in there.
Yeah.
It's going to get mixed up.
I'm digging it now.
That's good though.
I'm hitting my groove.
Give me another one.
You want to lick that?
Yeah, well, kind of.
Blah.
[COUGHING]
[YELLING]
Well, that was a lot of it.
That was a terrible idea.
Whoa!
Are you just eating all the wings without hot sauce?
I need something in my mouth, Eric.
You've got to dip them.
I've been dipping them.
I dipped my tongue in it.
I want this at my next party.
I love the fountain but I don't think I can do anymore.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
This is a chocolate fountain.
Yep.
This is kind of what it's made for.
Yep.
It's just your regular, old chocolate,
but it's extremely spicy.
Yeah.
Aw, yeah.
Mm.
Warm chocolate on an Oreo.
It's actually-- oh!
I forgot that it was spicy.
What am I thinking?
I was like, that's, kind of, warm.
Oh, look at it go, though.
What's in it?
What are you doing?
It's just--
No!
Get a new chip.
It's so good for, like, five seconds.
Mm-hmm.
And then it's just like, bam!
You know?
And just punches you in the face.
Oh, it's hitting me now.
OK.
But no, it's still not crazy bad.
Mm-hmm.
It's like mortar for a little--
Oh, man.
Our little situation.
Stacking it high.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Bad news bears.
I just love Oreos so much though.
Mm.
Ah.
Now it's hitting me.
There it is.
No delay.
There it is.
Aw, I'm starting to feel bad.
Yeah.
I think I ate too much.
We need to do, like, a flashback to how
joyous he was eating that.
I just love Oreos so much though.
Hmm.
Hey, I don't feel so good.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ooh.
OK.
I am looking forward to this.
This smells delicious.
I can not wait.
I feel like we are peak Vat19 right now.
We're eating gummy in like, an odd manner.
On little tiny waffles.
So this is melted brain?
Yeah.
Melted gummy brain.
it's fruit punch, I believe.
[CRUNCHING]
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Holy cow that's good!
Yeah.
This gummy brain is my favorite flavor of the gummy
that we sell.
It is really good.
So good.
I'm surprised I'm still hungry.
It's very, very sticky.
It's so sticky.
[GARGLING]
Oh, man.
This one, I think it's the best one.
Best one.
Best fountain.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GROAN] Aw.
Aw.
Oh, god.
This is the part of the bacon that you don't eat.
Yep.
We made pounds and pounds of bacon
and we put the grease from the wild bacon into the fountain?
That's nasty.
So now it's fountaining.
How would you describe that?
It looks like something you'd squeeze out of a gallbladder.
Liquid pick.
Ah!
I don't know what a gallbladder is actually,
but like, I imagine if you squeeze it--
It's full of whatever that is.
Right.
Just swipe it on over, and dip it on down.
Oh my goodness.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
What are we doing?
Why are we doing this?
Oh--
I feel very incestuous about this.
All right.
Bottoms up.
It's warm, and wet.
You kind of can't tell.
It's just weirdly wet.
This feels unnatural.
Like--
It is.
Why?
Oh!
I don't know if the fat has any flavor.
Watery bacon.
Yeah.
Aw.
Ew.
You have, like a extra goopy spot.
Oh.
Just really get it on there.
Oh, no no.
Aw!
That was a bad decision.
That grosses me out.
Oh!
Mm-mm.
I need to start selling defibrillators.
There's no reason anybody should do this.
Nope.
Never again.
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Eat me.
No.
I won't.
I'm not going to.
Eat me, Brian.
No.
No!