[APPLAUSE] >> You all are extra fired up tonight.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> And
I know why, I know why because tonight is epic.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Tonight is monumental.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> You know what, I feel so
good about tonight, I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago.
I just hugged it out with the We Hate Cena guy, we're good.
[MUSIC]
>> I love you too.
I love you too.
You wanna know what I really wanna do right now?
No, you know wanna really, really, wanna do right now?
I wanna introduce the coolest, coolest guy that
ever walked in the face of wrestling, give it up for John Cena
[MUSIC]
>> This is such good [BLEEP]
[MUSIC]
>> I know good old JR is watching I want you to give him
a heartfelt apology to JR, right now.
>> JR, you're, you're my mentor.
You're my idol.
You're the man I look up to.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
>> That really hurts you.
>> I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
>> That is killing him to say that.
One more thing, man I do love JR's barbecue sauce, don't you all?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> JR's barbecue sauce?
>> So does Michael, listen to him tell you how much he loves, JR's barbecue sauce.
>> It's slobbering good.
>> [LAUGH] That pretty much says it all.
Man, I wish we had some barbecue sauce here today.
>> JRs barbecue sauce?
>> Yeah.
>> Guess what, I always keep a little JR's barbecue sauce right
here at ringside, look John.
>> My goodness, King has got some barbecue sauce.
>> Good old JR sauce.
>> I won't be needing this anymore.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> There you go, you need more?
>> Sauce, there you go, sauce it baby.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> John stop it.
>> Cole.
>> Okay, I'm gonna get this, Curt, be easy,
be easy, I'm gonna find out what they think of Kurt Angle.
>> [LAUGH] London Bridges falling down,
falling down, falling down.
[LAUGH] I'm the boogeyman and I am coming to get you.
[LAUGH]
My fair lady.
[SOUND] [LAUGH]
>> What's going on here?
It's our new ambassador, this is bizarre.
>> Okay, maybe the WWE superstar thing was a right turn down bad idea street.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> What's going on?
>> Look at John Cena.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> You're kidding me.
>> John Cena- >> What is he doing,
he's got tickets in his hand?
>> Here at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia John Cena is in the mist
of the WWE Universe.
Remember earlier tonight we speculated that it was Cena who attacked [INAUDIBLE]
Mike McGillicutty back in the locker room area and Cena's here at ring side.
>> He should be arrested right now.
>> Arrested, he's got tickets in his hands.
>> He assaulted Mike McGillicutty.
>> He's sitting in the front row, look, he's got tickets.
>> Get out of here.
>> And Heath Slater- >> He got fired he figured he'd go do
something with his life, he could maybe enlist and he actually become a marine.
>> He's a WWE fan.
>> [INAUDIBLE] >> But
look at Cena he's even cheering ringside.
>> Amazingly enough every Raw after every WrestleMania is more than that.
How about last year?
We thought WrestleMania was done and back comes Brock Lesnar to whip my ass.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> And
hell, I'm feeling pretty good tonight.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> We got
a very volatile crowd, I may do some sort of championship dance tonight.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> It may have a little shake.
You don't like to shake?
What about like a kick, may have a little
kick >> Everybody's having fun tonight.
>> So no kick either, no, I got it, I got it.
How about a little heel turn?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> [LAUGH] The twist.
>> You see that's the excitement that I'm talking about?
And now we are ready for Monday Night Raw and there is a blonde hair Hall of Famer
that once told me to be the man, you have to beat the man.
And last night, [SOUND] and last night with the world watching the main
event of WrestleMania two titans clashed, bodies were in the line,
hell even the rock got hurt, but out of that, a champion rose.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> So
I proudly say to you tonight the champ is here.
[APPLAUSE] >> You
see these two gentlemen both believe they should be the number one contender for
the WWE Championship and they can't decide who gets the shot.
Well, I couldn't think of a better opportunity
to introduce tonight's guest host.
[SOUND] >> Guest host?
>> [SOUND] >> Who is it?
>> Tonight's guests host.
Hold on.
Its WWE Global, guys, I gotta take this one hold on one second.
This is why wrestling jean shorts by the way.
Hello, no guest host?
What do you mean Mel Piper was booked it's as a WWE Draft.
He went to the other draft on loading fudge and mustard.