warning alert alert warning this video will contain discussion of sexual reproduction
specifically our sexual reproduction. if you are a child or you are near a child
remove yourself or remove the child from the room. i am having my sperm tested for liveliness
plentifulness (H: health) health i'm having a fertility test done yep and i'm a little bit upset because
i know that when they see how powerful and plentiful my reproductive ingredient is
they will not be able to resist taking a few single sperm cells of mine back in their lab
and making small miniature versions of me in a petri dish (H: what is wrong with you?)
little Shane Burcaw’s, and then they'll probably feed them to their lab animals
and i just don't i don't want that for my little ones you know
normally i would do a nope but like i don't even know what that was. it's a very legitimate fear.
okay apparently shane cannot be mature about this topic so i'll tell you what's going on
um i forget did we mention the risdiplam issue in a video we may have but i think we did quick recap
quick recap in case you missed that video the new medicine that shane is on has a potential
side effect i'm so sorry um a potential side effect that they saw in some tests on rats
at very high doses of the medicine that the rat's sperm was affected and it had like less
sperm and increased abnormal sperm at normal levels of the medicine that didn't happen but
there's no tests on humans so they don't really know what the effect will be um so basically
shane isn't supposed to have to like father a child essentially um i have to be off of it
for four months exactly which is uh i'm gonna feel it if yeah if i'm off for four months so it makes
family planning a little bit more complicated yeah because we have to plan like the four months ahead
basically yeah um so shane's dad actually had the idea he was like why don't you just get shane's
sperm tested to see if it's even an issue because we would hate to go off of the medicine for four
months if he doesn't even have yeah a problem and we were like oh my god that's a fantastic idea
yeah very obvious shane asked his doctor the doctor was like yeah definitely do that and let
me know what the results are because everyone's like curious about this medicine because there's
no tests on it so in a way i'm the hero so anyway shane's gonna be doing that and we'll make like
a full video about it when it actually happens but he's you know we're making an appointment now
so that's exciting i have to prepare my sample um with that in mind you pick that up right there on
the table though right there this is gonna be part of it no this is a a potato chip bag closer anyway
uh that's what's going on um just super you know real life adult stuff yeah pretty big
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there are a thousand reasons why it could not yeah for any individual yeah so we have no idea
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all right shane you know what it's time for (S: what is it time for?)
first fire of the year (S: oh boy why is that wood wrapped in plastic?)
what is that that's our starter log oh my god i forgot that was a thing i thought you were doing a
joke and i was like uh it's gonna be confusing see this is how long it's been since we had a
fire i know oh okay do you wanna tell them how you um got stuck in the chimney the other day
you doing some sort of cruel joke i didn't get stuck in the chimney. Hannah thought she heard an
animal stuck in the chimney so she climbed up and got stuck halfway up there okay that is
the little most believable fake story you've ever told we had to rub her down with butter
to get her to slide down i would go after an animal in the chimney that didn't happen
though he's making that up it was a long long night the firefighters were not happy
oh, ow ow, I almost got a splinter
You almost got one? Yeah it came out.
there we go i'm trying to make like some sort of formation but
did you hit record on the camera yeah I did
there something like that i did tell them
shape cone i was trying to do a cross and then... what are you doing like a religious event?
tent shape!
yeah that's kind of well i did i did out to the sides that's the opposite of tent like i did
then that's terrible and the exact opposite of tent shapes
do you want a fire or do you want a disappointment
all right shane see this i don't really understand it was better before you can't
do tent shape we don't have edges there's nothing to edge it upon you know i don't know
that's a nice wish that you have but it's just not realistic can you build a strong foundation
there is no top there's no foundation it's three pieces of wood i don't know what you want me to do
maybe you should crawl in there again sort out the situation
oh
it's way worse than it was you know who's going to have an opinion 90% of the people
watching this video they'll tell you in detail what you're doing wrong yeah okay i'm doing tent
shape beautiful okay ready no no we have to say remember the little thing that you wrote
i don't remember it shane can you actually tell me the little thing that i wrote last night it was
really adorable she brought me this little note that she'd written and she thought that it would
be nice to read it before we lit our first fire of the year it's kind of cute hold on so you grab it
do you want me to read it yeah you wrote it i don't know why you're acting like this is fake. fire
fire light goes higher believe our love will never expire i didn't write this shane
if you didn't write it then who did because that was under our bedroom door last night and okay
just light the stupid fire this is what happens everyone when you don't have anything to do
at home during a pandemic you're like you know it'll be a great joke read this
wait was i supposed to open the sides oh is the flu is the flu open yeah
you're sure the flue is open but i think i was saying i just didn't use it starting it's too late now
you're 100 on the flu yes the flu is definitely
we gather here to sacrifice the squirmy. you like my shape it's a great tent shape thank you
that left boy is gonna collapse... it's all gonna collapse none of it is stable it's
whatever it's a good shape though i thought this would be a lot prettier if it didn't say
dura flame on the side it's also not burning it's very unnatural it'll get there it has to
catch do we have one of those things a blowtorch no the thing that you oh the puffy thing no all
right we'll check back in uh in a few hours once it lights look at that fire shane it's raging
that right there’s a fire
oh my god