♪ What can you do with the drunken sailor? ♪
♪ Early in the morning ♪
- There you go. - That's all I'm singing.
That's me. - That's all,
'cause copyright anymore than that.
- Yeah, no.
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- No, I don't really like Jack Daniel's at all.
- I'm also, don't really like whisky.
- I like it mixed with thing,
this is my complaint from the last video.
- Yeah. - That it was lovely,
but I would have loved it mixed with a Cola,
or a ginger ale, or something.
- Oh. - You've never had a cocktail
have you? - I don't know,
I've had a pina colada. - This, yeah.
- And they're tasty, - It's a.
- so this's gonna be way harder.
- Is it gonna be a little bit sexy?
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- Look at that. - Oh, that is hotter
than your mother's hatred towards me.
Look at that.
- That's my husband's drink. - Ah.
- He drinks in a short glass with a lot less ginger ale.
- With the Jack Gentlemen? - Gentlemen Jack.
- Gentleman Jack.
- Is this like watching girls eat Yorkie?
Loads of angry lads at home being like, those bitches!
- Cheers. - Cheers.
We may not drink this whole thing gone.
- Slainte.
- It's delicious. - That's actually delicious.
- Ah, whiskey. (laughs)
Ice. - It's so strong.
- Oh, the lime was nice.
I liked the lime touch. - Oh, smack me first.
- The lime did well there.
- This is actually lovely,
you've put a lot more ginger ale
than I've ever tried it with before,
and it is delicious. - Yeah.
- I like legit. (mumbles) - Oh.
- It's kicking in, lads. - Gonna take a minute.
- It's nice though, it's very pleasant,
which frightens me to no extent.
- The 45 horsepower.
- You know exactly what's up.
- Would you wash your windows with it?
- I love the noise, yes, get in.
- Yeah, it's all about the clink.
- I don't know what to do with this,
apart from just neck it, but I shouldn't do that.
- That is lovely, that's real nice.
When I'm too angry to drink wine,
that could be my new drink. - Oh.
- Oh dear, well. - Not on Zayn.
- Not on, fuck Zayn, Fuck Zayn.
- This is the best whiskey drink I've ever had in my life.
- You'd wanna have that sitting on the toilet, wouldn't you?
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- This looks like the glass my nan
used to keep her teeth in.
(Lolsy laughs)
- Oh, hello Norse.
What do you think of that?
- Looks like apple juice.
- Ah, hmm. - Is it pineapple juice?
- You look like you need a drink.
- I am approaching this with trepidation.
- Is that a bit of honey at the bottom or?
It's either that or all the alcohol's settled at the bottom.
- Slainte.
(glass thuds on table)
- What the fuck is that?
- Whoa, flavor, whoa. - Oh.
- A cloudy, fucking tasteless water.
- That kind of, - What was the
taste of that now? - Is there wine in there?
- I feel, actually locked. - It's.
Two in, two in, girl.
- It's a guessing game, and I'm all for it.
- I knew I tasted lemon. - Ew, maple syrup,
I hate it. - I like maple syrup.
- I was gonna say, there was
a hint of Jack Daniel's in there,
but that's literally all we're doing, trying to guess.
- It made me go, (groans)
it taste like flowers. - Yeah.
It's definitely less of a whiskey taste.
- Yeah. - Yeah, I don't love that one,
gotta say. - Is there honey sir?
- Oh. - Oh, don't wa,
get into it, get into it. (laughs)
- It tastes grand, - Hmm.
- but then when you read out the ingredients,
I'm like, well that should taste a lot worse than it does.
- I'm getting a bus. - Taxi's free.
Taxi's free. - That made me do
a little wiggle. - Ah.
- No, I wanna do a little wiggle,
that was good.
(Lolsy burps)
- Oh, there she is. - Oh, there she is.
- Sending a boat down me within.
- Better out than in.
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- Oh my God, this is hot.
Oh my Lord. - Oh yeah.
- Now were just like cozy. - Ooh.
- Oh, what the fuck is that?
- There's a cigar in our drink.
- Did somebody make a mistake here, did they?
- It's a bamboo, oh, it's cinnamon.
- Oh, cinnamon. - Lovely.
- Cinnamon. - Cinnamon stick,
I've never in my life seen one,
I didn't know they existed.
(Irish Jesus slurping)
- Oh, that's juicy.
- It smells beautiful. - Lovely.
- That goes from zero cinnamon to cinnamon heaven.
- Oh, Sesame Street.
- Geez, that's not bad,
yeah, yeah.
- It's very sour. - It's really sour.
- Although why is Tennessee Toddy?
I thought hot whisky was an Irish thing?
- 'Cause you could bring that on the train with you.
- There's no alcohol in this,
this is a child's drink.
(Leather Jacket Guys chuckles)
- Maybe it's just that you're
a fantastic cocktail maker, Colin,
doesn't really taste like whisky.
- Why is it so sour? - Did you measure the lemon,
or where you like, a squeeze of? (hums)
- Oh, Jesus, that's good stuff.
- You wouldn't know you were getting drunk, like?
- No. - These are
beautiful cinnamon sticks, by the way.
Normally we got these little Chinese cigarillos, like.
- I feel like it's hitting. - I feel like
it's hitting me now.
I'm just like. (groans)
- The best tea I've ever had,
and you might say it's not tea, but it is.
- Yeah, that's whisktea.
- More honey at a time.
- It's so inoffensive that it's a seven.
- Yes, Tennessee, - That is beautiful.
- you get a 10 from me. - Yeah.
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(cheering together)
- More cinnamon. - A deal
on cinnamon sticks, was there?
- Is this the Gentleman Jack,
but with a cinnamon roll?
- This is gonna be a mixture of the last one
and the one before it. - What did you say?
- Yeah, you heard me.
- When you first walked in,
I kind of thought it was a chocolate flake,
and I got really excited.
- The apple has a bit of cellulite,
but you didn't smash it.
- Look at that. - It's like sunlight,
a liquid sunlight.
- It smells this,
of course it smells the same as the last one, Clisare,
it's got cinnamon in it.
- Oh, and the lemon after or the lime after.
- The lemon after. - That's not even a lime,
that's an apple.
- Smells like cleaning products to me,
like a soap, and it's a cheap soap,
I'm so sorry, you're lovely. - I think this is.
You're like, this is the worst cocktail
I've ever had in my whole life, oh sorry Colin,
it's not personal, you're just shit at cocktails.
- Yep, it speaks for itself.
- Oh that is actually delicious.
- Wow. (Losly humming)
- Ah, you're my friend.
- This is probably - Yeah, it's a nice one.
- my favorite. - And it taste
like apple juice,
that's so nice. - Yeah, it's apple juice.
- This is the Jamson Red Cinnamony one.
- What'd you think of that?
- Shave my chin. - You could have that
for breakfast couldn't you? - Oh, I could have
it for lunch. - You can definitely taste
the cinnamon whiskey.
- Do you guys like fireball? - Did you in Chicago?
Fireball?
Get the hell outta here.
Why would you? (groans)
- Arguably then, you don't need the cinnamon stick,
if you've got cinnamon whiskey.
- That's an adult version of apple juice.
- She's a guzzler.
- It's got a fresh slice of lime.
Or is that an apple slice? - It's apple.
- Oh, that'd grow hair on your girlfriend, wouldn't it?
- Fuck off, it is an apple slice?
Oh, get out.
Can I just eat this?
- This is a very summery drink.
- Yeah, it's very summery. - Good. (laughs)
- That is so nice.
- Got the Granny Smith there alright.
- That's not Granny Smith.
- I really like this. - Yeah.
- That's very good, I would order that.
No one would know what I meant
because a Smashed Apple Lad.
- After my fourth one,
I can safely say I like Jack Daniel's.
- I think I'm going to start drinking more whiskey.
- Here, look,
just don't be roasting us in the comments.
- Yeah. - Everyone has
a different pallet. - You drink this wouldn't you?
You'd lick the table dry? - Yeah.
- So give it a go. - Lick it?
- Go on. - Lick it.
- Oh, okay,
he's telling us right,
he's telling us please to subscribe,
what else is that?
(Irish Jesus clicking his tongue)
Hit the bell.
What else are you saying?
(Irish Jesus clicking his tongue)
- I don't know what this is. - Pull your zip up,
what are you saying?