- Think twice before you have that 300th cup of coffee.
- Let's talk about that.
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- Good mythical morning.
- Welcome mythical beasts, first of all,
I want to acknowledge many of your comments
from yesterday's Shock Collar Theater episode.
- Thanks for feeling sorry for us.
- But once I put on that blonde wig, the comments start
flowing in that I look like Garth from Wayne's World.
Got a lot yesterday, get it a lot in general.
- Because you do, it's true. - I know I look like him,
here's a side-by-side, I'm the one on the left
wearing the shock collar, I mean I don't have bangs
on my wig, but I think it's, it's the chin line,
- No, it's the nose, - And the face,
and the mouth shape.
- It's the nose, it's these things, it's the mouth.
Can you do that with your mouth,
can you put one lip up like that a little bit?
It is really uncanny, if you got exactly the right glasses,
and we got exactly the right wig, you would be,
you couldn't tell the difference.
- Maybe we should do it,
maybe I should embrace it, just wear a wig all the time.
- I think what we oughta do, is we oughta have Dana Carvey,
he's still out and about, Dana Carvey come on the show,
- He's got a Netflix special.
- And we could have a Garth-off.
- He could do a tutorial.
- He could give you a Garth tutorial.
- Dana, open invitation.
Come on the show, let's do whatever
Rhett just said or something else.
- Whatever you want to do.
- Mythical Beasts let him know.
- Okey dokey, now I have, as you know,
stopped drinking coffee, I'm in my
third or fourth month of no coffee.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
I mean, I don't feel - More for me.
- Better about myself for it, but I do feel better.
I'm doing tea exclusively.
But you are going in the opposite direction,
because you've always been a morning coffee guy,
gotta have your coffee, but I have noticed recently
that you have begun insisting on a 2:30 p.m. coffee.
- I shall have my 2:30 coffee at 2:30 sharp.
I'm staring at no one, because no one brings
me coffee at 2:30.
- I didn't know how to feel about that when you said,
you were like, you know, I feel like,
- It was the accent, wasn't it?
- I need to start, I would like it to be arranged,
I think is how you said it, I would like it to be arranged,
- I'd love for it just to show up.
- That I would have a coffee brought to me at 2:30.
- Because I get headaches, and that's disturbing to me.
- Well this is, this is very disturbing,
because two cups of coffee, not a big deal,
300 cups of coffee, life threatening.
- And impossible.
- Potentially fatal, two students at Northumbria University
in the UK didn't have 300 cups of coffee,
sorry that was a little misleading,
they had the caffeine equivalent of 300 cups of coffee,
this was not on purpose, they were part of a study
of the effects of caffeine on exercise.
And apparently there were some inexperienced staff
researchers who were involved in this thing,
and they were texting back and forth,
what's the dosage,
- Millennials. - What's the dosage again?
- And they ended up - You can't put
millennials in a lab.
- It was 30 grams of caffeine was the dose
that they said it should be,
when it was actually supposed to be .3 grams,
so we're off by a factor of 100.
The decimal is important, kids.
Listen, you think that the decimal's not important,
you're learning about decimals right now, and you're like,
I don't understand how this is important.
Well somebody's gonna die one day,
and it's gonna be your fault if you don't pay attention
in math class right now.
- So okay, so did people die?
- Almost. - What does happen
when you drink 300 cups of coffee?
- Well first of all, this is twice, or nearly double,
what is considered the fatal caffeine limit of 18 grams.
You give somebody 18 grams of caffeine,
they're supposed to die.
- So 150 cups of coffee will kill you?
- Yeah, if you can get it down.
Potentially, here's what happens.
You've got jitters, restlessness, nervousness, insomnia,
sweating, dizziness, these are getting worse as I go.
- I got all that, yeah.
- Increased heartbeat, nausea, heart palpitations, vomiting,
and then, if it gets really bad, cardiac arrest
and you actually die of a heart attack.
So that's what you're trying to avoid
when you have too much caffeine is it leading
to a place where you have cardiac arrest.
These guys actually were able to go into the hospital,
they received dialysis, they lost 20 pounds,
so hey, if you want to leave 20 pounds,
- No, don't say it, don't say it.
- Do the 300 cups of coffee a day diet.
- No. - They recovered fully,
but I gotta say in all my research in this,
I learned something that really surprised me.
A cup of coffee has 260 milligrams of caffeine,
a Red Bull has 80, a cup of coffee has more than
three times as much caffeine as a Red Bull.
How's that even possible?
- Well it's possible because you moved the decimal,
or Red Bull moved the decimal.
- I doubt it.
How bout some news from our hometown,
Buies Creek, North Carolina.
Alright, if you're wondering what you're gonna be doing
tomorrow night, we got you covered, hold on to your hats.
The one and only Travis Tritt, the singer, songwriter,
and occasional actor is scheduled to perform
in the 2,400 seat Crown Theater at eight p.m.
tomorrow night, I'm assuming there are
still tickets available, just going out on a limb.
Now, for your reference, this is what Travis
used to look like, this is the one that I know and love.
And this is what he looks like now.
- He cropped it, he cropped the hair off.
- Pretty much the only difference is that he
stopped right here, the hair stops right here.
I'm just letting you know, because you need to know
what to expect when you go into the theater tomorrow night.
I don't want you to be alarmed.
You go in there thinking you're gonna get long-hair Travis,
you're gonna get semi-long-hair Travis.
- You don't want to be smelling T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
- Yeah, that's right, that's a classic.
- You remember that one?
- You just need to be emotionally prepared
because it looks like some of his manhood's been chopped off
I mean that was probably, I probably put that the wrong way.
- Yeah because it's his hair.
- He's gonna still be singing the classics,
and I'm sure it will be a great time.
Find a seat, find it early, find it often, also,
- They usually assign seats.
- Okay.
- And just find the seat you're assigned.
- Yeah, don't sit in another seat, what are you thinking?
- You don't have to get there early unless you want to.
- Registration is under way for a blueberry class.
Dr. Bill Cline's gonna be leading the class
on February 11 from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m.
over at the Harnett County Agricultural Center
in Lillington, this is free, alright.
Yeah, it's a free blueberry class.
- I feel like I know everything I need to know
about blueberries already.
- Well I mean, are you considering making the flight?
- No because I mean, I know blueberries.
Put em in smoothies, they're berries.
- This is a, it's like a class for,
- They're blue.
- It's a class for people who are thinking about,
like farmers, people who want to cultivate blueberries,
not people who like to put them in smoothies, Link.
- I'm not interested in that.
- Alright, now over to Link with the weather.
- Alright, you know what, weather keeps happening,
and I keep talking about it, so let's see it.
Let's see it, here it is.
Today is nice guys, enjoy it, it's gonna get a little cooler
then a lot cooler after the Travis Tritt,
once he leaves town, the weather gets sad,
Saturday 49 and then Sunday, it is a blazing 490 degrees.
- That's an oven temperature.
- And overcast.
I don't know how those two things go together,
seems like a typo.
- I'm going out on a limb here, and assuming that we've
also moved the decimal in the weather report.
That's just, I just, an assumption,
I'm making an assumption.
- 49 degrees on Sunday.
Back to us.
- Good thing Travis is getting out of town
before that wild weekend weather.
- I know, he can't take the heat.
Stay out of the, stay out of Sunday.
- Even with the haircut.
- Okay, the Dubai firefighters have released a video
that I wanted to talk about because, A, it's amazing,
and B, it's a new way to fight fires.
- Okay, always looking for that.
- Over there in Dubai,
just check out the video, the way that it starts is
like an epic movie trailer, except it's one firefighter
on one jet ski with like,
- Is he looking for boat fires?
- Cinematic movie music playing underneath,
it's kind of like they made it into like a James Bond movie.
- Is this a recruitment video,
do they need firefighters in Dubai?
- No, this is him going to a fire.
He shows up at a bridge, where there's a truck
that's on fire, and then, he puts on a jet pack
to fight the fire, one of those water jet packs
that makes you come up out of the water.
- Oh come on, this is so excessive, and so unnecessary.
They have way too much time and money in this town.
- And absolutely awesome.
Look at this, he's putting out the truck fire, man.
And then once he's extinguished it, other firefighters
show up in a Corvette.
- Oh gosh.
- Look, firefighters in a Corvette, and one with a jet pack,
they open up the trunk, and then they start,
- They wash the car?
- Yeah, they start sudsing down the truck.
- The firefighters also wash the cars.
- To wash the vehicle.
- Maybe we should go, maybe we should go to Dubai.
- We should absolutely go, I mean it's
- Is it a volunteer fire department?
Cause we could volunteer for it.
- I am now volunteering to fight fires.
- I love jet skis, I love Corvettes.
- Well I'm gonna be on the jet pack, I got dibs on that.
- Your dad has a Corvette, we should bring him.
He can drive it, one of us can sit in it,
and the other one can ride on the back.
- There's no hose that comes out of the
- There's not enough seats is what I'm saying
- The back of his Corvette.
- Well he could have one affixed to it.
I mean, you go to Dubai, bring the Corvette,
get a fire hose added, when he goes back to Sanford,
he'll be the talk of the town.
- Well he already is after the cookie episode.
Dad's coming with us Dubai, get ready.
- And now, we're gonna zoom in on me.
That's my mouth.
- Now we're gonna zoom in on me.
That's my ear, the lobe, the lobe of the ear,
of my left ear.
- And now we're gonna zoom back in on me.
That's one of my trees.
I got a lot of em, but that's the one
that you're looking at right now.
- And you zoomed out, but now you're gonna
zoom back in on Rhett,
his nose, and then you're gonna pan over to me,
to my nose, and then out pretty quick.
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