Guys, you ever see a photo in the news and think,
"That headline could be much better"?
Well, I'll show you what I mean.
It's time for "News and Improved."
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-♪ News and improved ♪
-For example, check out this first photo here.
The original headline was, "Biden Signs Executive Order."
That headline can definitely be improved.
'Cause if you only looked at the photo,
the headline could have been...
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Check out this next photo here.
The original headline was,
"Warren Attends Senate Confirmation."
But if you only looked at the photo,
the headline could have been...
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"Oh, that's crazy."
Up next, this headline says...
Headline could have been, "Britain's Health Secretary
Announces, 'It's-a me, Mario!'"
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Pretty big announcement.
Next headline was, "Boris Johnson Unveils School Program."
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Headline could have been...
I'd watch that. I'm excited for that one.
Up next, this headline says, "Djokovic Wins Australian Open."
Headline could have been...
It's a beautiful thing.
Next headline was, "Biden Addresses Economy."
Headline could have been...
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What? The headline could have been that?
-Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-"Deer scat."
This next headline was, "Spring Training Kicks Off."
Headline could have been...
That is all the time we have for "News and Improved."