Wess: And here is George to tell us about the situation in Nicky Town.
George: Thank you Wess.
It is a regular Invasion of the Body Snatchers down here.
In this Land of the Dead who knows what psycho is causing this massacre-
From Dusk Till Dawn from Crystal Lake to Elm Street, nobody is being left behind!
If this Hellraiser slithers into your town we suggest you run like hell, find a Cabin in the Woods-
And if anyone comes knocking...
Make sure you let the right one in, or you'll be Dead by Dawn.
[cue loud crash]
Some Dead Guy: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Gun: FYOOM FYOOM FYOOM (x15)
Some Dead Guy: HUHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Click click!]
Dead Guy: Huh?!
Dead Guy: Huh?! Huh?
Dead Guy: Huh?! Huh? Uh!
[Cell breathing like a super creep]
Dead Guy: Aw, shi-
Dead Guy: Ah!
Cell: Hrmm Ehhh
Now Really Dead Guy: AHHHHHHHEAHHHH
George: There have been no eye witnesses of the monster so far-
-here is a composite sketch of what our top experts believe the monster to look like...
TV: *sounds of breaking*
Cell: God damn 24-hour news cycle.
Some Lady and Her Dumb Kid: Hmmm, hmmM!
Cell: Hmmh...?
Cell: Mmmh...
Cell: Nyeh~!
Cell: "I want to play a game..."
[insert horror stinger]
♫ Tiptoe through the window ♫
Kid: Ah!
Kid: I twist my ankle!
Mommy: Aah!
Mommy: Aah! I twisted MY ankle.
???: Not today!
[Heroic Music]
Cell: Ah! Krillin, my arch-nemesis.
Juan Sanchez: Cell, you fiend, we meet at last- AGAIN!
Krillin's Mommy ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°): Thank you for saving me!
Mommy: You're so brave,
Mommy: You're so brave, and attractive!
Stepson: Will you be my new daddy?
Curly: Listen! I know you both just lost a husband and a father, and you need to fill that void-
-but I have eyes for another.
Baldy: Now go!
Rejected Mom: Okay.
Short MIdget: I love you new daddy!
Cell: Now, we shall battle!
Krilldude: Wup!
Krillman: Wup! Eeep!
Loser: Wup! Eep! Up!
The Bald One: It's no use Cell-
Krill-Meister: I've studied all your moves!
Cell: Curse you!
Krillin Sanchez: Now for my ultimate technique-!
SOOLAAAR
FLAAAAREE!!!
Little Man: We on a plane mama.
KrillKrill: [Wait that's not my ultimate attack i thought the Kienza-]
Kuririn: UGH GODDAMMIT EVERY TIME!
♫ Aqua - Halloween ♫
[cue loud crash]
Bongo: I SAID NOT TODAY!
Infinite Hands: WAHTAAHH
Hoshi: How? How did you best my penultimate technique?
Cell: I blinked.
Kurin: Oh, that'd do it.
No nose: Well then, let's see how you handle my ulti-
Clylyn: ACK!
Early Bloomer: Are you okay new daddy?
New Daddy: Ash sh vuv, sh vuv sh hunna HAMAM nonna ma!
Some Kid: What you say?
Mr. Krillin: I said, Ash sh vuv, sh vuv sh hunna HAMAM nonna ma!
Cell: Well, Krillin...
Cell: It seems that even in your wildest dreams-
-you still can't measure up.
Bald Guy: Wha-
Bald Guy: Wha- What are you saying?
Cell: I'm sayin', wake up.
Baldie: Wha-, what?
Cell: I said...
WAKE UP
Krillin: AH!
Krillin: Oh man,
I had the craziest dream,
Cell was there.
Piccolo: Well the androids are here!
17: Yo.
Krillin: AH!