Previously on DanPlan...
White mom: Daniel, you're not my biological son!
H: Stephen have you seen the slime in the fridge...?
D: (Grunts and coughs) Why are you doing this? I thought we were friends!
H: Stephen, stay awake!
H: I'm gonna get you all healed up, you got that?! Don't you die on me you bastard!
(FIERCE MOTHERLY ROAR)
(unintelligible)
D: Second round! You wake up...
D: And your mom, who's black this time comes up to you and tells you to go hunt some boars.
H: Boars? Hm, okay.
S: Okay.
D: This time, so you grab your sword and you're ready to go. You party up with your friends
D: Daniel, Hosuh, and Steven and you go on your adventure.
H: We see the boar, is the boar strong enough to one shot us. . .?
D: If it attacks you when you're level one you're gonna get hurt. Oh boy. Oh boy.
D: You would not want to get attacked by it.
H: I'd say Daniel shields me Stephen... (S: I'm done) what are you gonna do?
S: I don't know, I can't uhh
S: Like I guess I have a sword so I'll go like right behind Daniel and let him tank everything yeah sure backstab it.
D: Back stab critical fail.
S: Oh my god Daniel.
D: You have a one I can't I'm not lying like
(Unintelligible)
D: Stephen gets behind the boar secretly thinking that the boar can't see him. He goes for the stab...
D: But then it turns out boar's tail has its own sentient mind so the boar's tail wraps around Stephen's arm.
D: Throws him back in the air, and then smashes it with his behind rear legs. Stephen has low health (H: Wait I don't-)
H: I don't think it works like that, but okay...
S: Rip Stephen.
S: Yeah, this is not how dungeons and dragons work... What the heck?
D: You don't know how to play dungeons and dragons.
H: Kay, yeah lets try healing him (D: Oh, healing him? Alright) H: Yeah, let's start healing him.
D: I roll, you get a... I swear, I'm not making this up. (H: Are you serious?!) D: You get a one.
D: You failed the heal.
H: Oh my god, are you serious? (D: As a matter of fact...)
D: You tried to kill him by accident and now he has one health left. Even a scratch on his arm will kill him.
S: Wow... Stephen takes his turn to finger Daniel
D: I'll roll for that. A two! You failed to finger Daniel. (S: Oh my god!)
D: Daniel doesn't notice even the slightest. As a matter of fact it feels like Stephen's saying "Come here, I want to embrace you just before I die."
D: Daniel's warm-hearted. (H: Alright, Daniel. You go.)
D: Alright, my turn.
D: I try to finish the job, with my sword I roll...one critical-
(H: Oh my god) D: This die sucks so badly! (S: What is this crap?!) D: I roll up to the boar trying to uhh...
D: Avenge Stephen's almost death, but then the boar turns around and smashes into me with full impact. I've taken damage
D: I'm also down. The only one remaining is the healer.
S: Stephen takes his turn to flip off Daniel again.
D: Can you not do it?! Like drink a potion or something!
S: No, Stephen takes his turn to flip off and Daniel (D: Alright you get a four, you get a four.) S: Roll it!
(S: There you go!) D: Successful. (S:There we go!)
D: Stephen flips off Daniel with the middle finger. Daniel notices, his morale goes down immediately
S: Stephen embraces a sweet release of death
D: Daniel grabs a sword to finish the job the boar started.
D: I roll...I get a one! I accidentally give Stephen a healing potion
D: Stephen gets full!
S: Oh my god.
H: Wait who do I wanna heal? Okay, I'm just gonna heal Stephen again?
D: What he's already- Okay, fine roll again. (H: Your morale is so down.) D: Oh! number six uh you got six, uh...
D: Stephen gets healed to full health. (S: Okay, fine.)
D: Critical success.
S: All right, so I have potions right? (D: Yes.) (H: Yeah.) D: I use one of my potions on the monster
D: Wha-
H: What??
S: I use one of my potions on the monster! (D: Roll again... One!) S: Roll it! (D: You failed! The monster dies.)
???: NooOOooOOoo!!
S: Get wrecked! Get wrecked! Oh my god! I can't believe that-
S: That worked! My thinking is perfect!
H: Wait what did he get?
D: He got a one, he's dead (S: I got a one-)
S: So I killed the thing with a potion. Oh my god.
D: Instead of giving the boar a potion, you gave him cyanide. Which the boar drank happily knowing that this human cares about him.
D: But he died instead.
S: Get wrecked boar.
H: I mean we killed it, like we did it I guess??
D: Okay, well we go back give mom our boar.
D: And now we're off to have an adventure. An adventure that Stephen, Daniel, and Hosuh always wanted for the longest time.
D: Now you walk out, with tears in their eyes a woman NPC runs up to you saying "Please, help me! My, my husband he's in danger."
D: What do you do? Do you accept?
D: Okay, well uhh that was the end of that video
D: We didn't actually have that much left over and I didn't think we'd gain over 90,000 subscribers over a month.
S: I did.
S: People come for my voice hear that mmmm. That's me slowly caressing the mic (feel my breath in your ear).
S: (Exhales)
D: All right Stephen calm down.
D: But, yeah, I did- Not that I didn't know that ninety thousand of you we're gonna join in between one video. Thanks I guess?
D: I mean you got, I don't know why you're here, but you're here.
H: Yes. Why are you here?
H: What are you guys wasting your frickin time watching these stupid videos? (angry hosuh bun)
H: Don't you have better things to do like homework and getting good grades in school?
H: What am, what AM I doing making these videos, not getting good grades in school?
D: Stop questioning it.
H: Okay.
D: But, yeah, guys. What what happened?
D: Why do we have a hundred thousand people here?
S: Hosuh finally decided to draw furry porn? I don't know.
S: I don't know what people like.
S: That's gonna be my reoccurring joke, you know what I don't even care anymore.
S: "PG-13"?
S: More like PG, not 13.
D: Do you want YouTube to just kill us?
S: Hey, hey you wanted the PG-13 stuff.
S: I wanted to say all the bad words that I'm not allowed to.
D: Listen man, you already say all the bad stuff. I have to edit all of it out!
D: People don't know this but we record for like 40 minutes.
D: And I have to take 30 minutes out of it cause it's just steven saying inappropriate things
H: We had what? 2000, two months ago, and now it's what um (D: 100 000 yayyy wOOOO!)
D: Stephen how do you feel about the 100K?
S: I feel the same way as if it were 2K.
S: I'm not ungrateful for people subscribing and like
S: Recognizing our work, but it's like turning an extra year older. Like big deal. Good job
S: It's not another milestone in your life
S: You should keep trying to grow you shouldn't be like "Wow this is the most defining moment of my life!"
S: "Let's stop everything now, seppuku (a Japanese method for suicide)!"
H: We're not gonna kill ourselves! Yet.
H: We'll do that once we hit 100 million or something
D: Stephen didn't you say you would do a bungee jump when we hit 100K?
S: What?!
H: Yeah, we're gonna be vlogging about it pretty soon.
H: So click on that notification!
(D: Okay, byeee!) S: à bientôt (see you soon in French)! (H: Bye!)