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- You got some caboose, kid.
- I-- [grunts]
- Don't be sitting like this.
You know you can't be sitting like this; come on.
- I can. - No, you can't.
- I mean, how do you want me to sit?
- Just like a normal person.
- No, I don't-- I'm not normal.
- You're not normal right now is right.
You're extra.
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- So you know what I want to do, right?
- What do you want to do, kid?
- I want you and me to talk to Mama.
- We've already had this conversation.
I don't think this is an appropriate time
to tell your mother.
- There's no bad time to share good news.
- I just feel like she, you know--
she'll feel a little cornered.
- Move over, babe.
- But if you do, that's entirely up to you.
I'll support you.
- Us. - Okay.
- You and me.
- I'll be there, but you're telling Darth Vida.
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- Whoo-ooh!
Go out there to kick some ass.
- I'm here to do what I do best,
and that's put people in ----ing jackets.
- Oh, I came to slay. - Let's get nuts.
- I have no interest in being nice anymore.
- I can feel the tension.
- Hey-oh!
- You look beautiful. - Thank you.
- What do you call this look?
- Middle Eastern gay dictator from the '70s.
[laughter]
- You still text her to this day.
- You should feel happy
that I didn't bone your sister, dude.
- I--ecstatic.
- By a show of hands, who wants an uncircumcised penis?
- Not me.
- Depends on the dick. - Yeah.
- I have a lot of respect for women.
I love them.
I think they're greatest gift on this planet.
- [laughs] I--
Ah!
- She said that she was going to (BLEEP) me in the ass
with my sister's thumb.
- Not thumb, hands. - Hands.
- [tearfully] He was a great guy.
I will be eternally grateful to him.
- I ----ed up because I didn't give her what she needed,
and the relationship ended.
- I appreciate you always having my back.
I love you for that. - I love you back.
- Do you look back on the past years
and think maybe you were a little too hard on her?
- Yes, of course.
Everybody makes a mistake.
- Let's talk to someone and see if we can work on it.
And if not, then we will get a divorce.
- What's your fight with me? - Shh.
How does it feel? Like sh--, right?
- Stop!
I was literally looking out for his ----ing ass!
- Listen, Vida, you're about to hear some very important news.
Everybody needs to chill out and get in a good head space.
- Who taught you how to be an adulterer?
- The same person that taught you how to be a liar.
[laughter] - Oh, God.
- I'm not being called a ----ing liar.
- We're gonna talk about it. Ugh!
- Can we get some champagne in us?
- Whoops.
Get the cameras out.
- I know that you're good, because G's always good.
- I didn't say I'm good. I'm not!
- There's some concern
that you're smoking too much pot.
- I'm done. Have a good reunion. (BLEEP).
- Before I sit in, I'm gonna go take a smoke.
- Did you smoke before you got here?
- No, I didn't. I just jumped in the car and--
- So today I don't want you to get super ----ed up,
'cause last year, do you remember,
we had to call the EMT?
- I don't feel good.
Can you get the paramedics? Can you come back here?
- Just work on your breathing.
- I just--I just smoked some pot.
- Bitch!
- Let's get in there. [coughing]
- Please.
- [coughing]
- If we could have you head towards your seats.
- Hey, Destiney. - I need you!
- I need everyone to be seated, please.
- Okay, let's get it quiet on stage.
- Five! Three seconds, two.
- Salam. Khosh amadid.
I'm Andy Cohen here with the Shahs of Sunset,
closing out a season as raw and outrageous as ever,
from blowups to bridal baths to one heck of a wedding.
Before I start rambling on
like I'm MJ delivering her wedding vows,
let's get to it.
MJ, should I refer to you as "Mrs. Tommy Feight"?
- Sure, absolutely. - Yes?
Congratulations. - Merci. Thank you.
- Destiney.
- Are you ready for your second reunion?
- I'm ready.
- Mike, this is our seventh reunion together.
- We are very good friends.
- [laughs] He's so excited he said it.
- I'm just so glad that I got that out.
- Andy's Farsi is very good.
- That one was hard. That one was hard.
- Better than me.
- Reza, salam. You're looking great.
- Salam, Andy, joon. Thank you.
- What do you call this look?
- Middle Eastern gay dictator from the '70s.
- Okay, good. - Yeah, it's very specific.
[laughter] - It is very specific.
That's a specific role-play that's gonna happen
after the show tonight.
- Oh, you know it. - Yes.
- Golnesa, you look great.
- Thank you, Andy.
- You maybe look younger every year.
- I--yes. - What's your secret?
- Lots of work. Oh, sorry.
- Definitely that, but I actually--
surprisingly, the last two years
that I have gotten younger,
I haven't had any work done.
- Okay.
Nema, mobarak. - Thank you.
- You survived your first season of "Shahs."
- Barely, but yeah.
- Are you ready for your first reunion?
- I'm very ready. - Okay, good.
- Yeah. - He had notes.
- Really? - I had notes.
- You have notes for tonight? - War game action.
- Like PowerPoint. - Why you coming out of war?
This is just the reunion.
- Don't worry about me. - I'm not.
- You are.
You worry too much about me; that's the problem.
Mike's obsessed with me.
- Mike, are you obsessed with Nema?
- We starting on this foot? Okay.
- Whenever you're ready, buddy. - I am obsessed with you.
You are everything I wish I could be.
- I know.
- All right, well, this season started out
with what was supposed to be a fun group ski trip
in Big Bear,
but somewhere between meeting new blood
and revisiting old beefs, this group made sure
that the slopes weren't the only thing
going dramatically downhill.
Shahs, who's the best skier in the group?
- Golnesa. - Golnesa.
- Golnesa. - Thanks, guys.
- She's like a ninja down the slopes.
- Yes. - Whoo!
- Who's the worst skier? - Destiney?
- [laughs] - Oh, sh--!
- Destiney!
Get up, girl!
- I can't.
- [laughs]
- Poor girl.
- Alex from Oakland, California, said,
"Mike, I bet introducing a potential girlfriend
"to this group of friends
"is like dangling a steak in a cage of lions.
"Weren't you nervous
about inviting Mona on the ski trip?"
- I was, but because she's the first Persian girl
I've introduced to this group,
I thought they would take it easy on her.
And I have to say she held her own,
and I was really proud of her.